australia versus America

Hope this hasnt been done before!
Been a fan club member a whole week now. Thought Id give starting a new thread a crack
This is the game...Lets Find out beyond any doubt which is the BEST Country. Each Post lists something brilliant about, or something or someone, that has come from the USA or Australia...BUT...the catch is that Australians have to say something great from America, and obviously Americans have to come up with something great from Australia...see this is also an attempt to improve international relations!!! In case this doesnt make sense, here is an example...I go first and list Napoleon Dynamite (coolest dude of all time!)...hes American, I am Aussie...Aussies are now winning One to NIL
New Zealanders, sorry you cant play...I mean once we have said Wal Footrot and Tim Finn...theres really nothing else...plus relations between our countries are way beyond repair now anywaY
i am going to keep score...and not everything automatically scores...I mean if some uneducated moron from Australia was to write George W Bush...of course I couldnt count that! Anyway Americans, you are currently losing, so away you go!!!
Been a fan club member a whole week now. Thought Id give starting a new thread a crack
This is the game...Lets Find out beyond any doubt which is the BEST Country. Each Post lists something brilliant about, or something or someone, that has come from the USA or Australia...BUT...the catch is that Australians have to say something great from America, and obviously Americans have to come up with something great from Australia...see this is also an attempt to improve international relations!!! In case this doesnt make sense, here is an example...I go first and list Napoleon Dynamite (coolest dude of all time!)...hes American, I am Aussie...Aussies are now winning One to NIL
New Zealanders, sorry you cant play...I mean once we have said Wal Footrot and Tim Finn...theres really nothing else...plus relations between our countries are way beyond repair now anywaY
i am going to keep score...and not everything automatically scores...I mean if some uneducated moron from Australia was to write George W Bush...of course I couldnt count that! Anyway Americans, you are currently losing, so away you go!!!
"God created surfing and Pearl Jam so that the truely gifted, talented and most intelligent people wouldnt rule the world"...adapted from my bumper sticker
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And of course Elle does score...despite the fact that she has lived most of her life outside our great land...and some questionable attempts at acting...oh and she did host some really bad show about wannabe models...but nonetheless, score she does...a beautiful creature, both inside and out!!!
Pearl Jam...
sorry Australia...you just lost the game....
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
I just have one or two minor issues to address with you about your most welcome comment
1. You are not actually from America or australia so technically u are not actually eligible to play and
2. That suggestion of Pearl Jam would actually score a point for Australia, not cause them to loose the game
HOWEVER...due to your contribution, and the fact you are the creator of the now famous piece of literature...why now u dont bitching I think it is...the gaming committee has deemed that you should be allowed to do whatever the hell you want...SO...you score...for GREECE
Official score; America 2, Australia 1, GREECE 1
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
isn't it Elle McPhearson :?:
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
4/28/16- Philly, PA
4/29/16- Philly, PA
5/1/16- NYC
5/2/16- NYC
9/2/18- Boston, MA
9/4/18- Boston, MA
9/14/22- Camden, NJ
9/7/24- Philly, PA
9/9/24- Philly, PA
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
Do you wish to lodge an official protest...please address all such issues to the gaming committee...bribes will be accepted and welcomed, as will be phone numbers of any single females you may know
Regards
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
4/28/16- Philly, PA
4/29/16- Philly, PA
5/1/16- NYC
5/2/16- NYC
9/2/18- Boston, MA
9/4/18- Boston, MA
9/14/22- Camden, NJ
9/7/24- Philly, PA
9/9/24- Philly, PA
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
Her real name is Eleanor Gow. I can see why she changed it
I give you no points for the sequels though. And Mel Gibson in general is probably a 2 point deduction.
OK OK OK, slow down a bit America...damn you guys are competitive...or is it just that world domination thing going on again...anyway most of Australia has been sleeping, so lets see if we can catch up a bit...
Satansfuton: you are very correct in your assessment...unfortunately any points Mel Gibson may have scored for good stuff...Mad Max, Braveheart, arguably Lethal Weapon...he has well and truely countered with things I shall not mention on this site...PLUS, I am very pleased to say...he was actually born in America, and yes we have officially disowned him!!!
I like the crocodile theme...and in case you are wondering...yes it is true that most Aussies have one or two of them as pets
Anyway: America 4, Australia 1, Greece 2(bonus point because Dimitris the Greek God wrote something nice about this thread)
Well, if you're going to pawn Mel Gibson off on us, then you also have to give us Nicole Kidman (born in Hawaii), give AC/DC to Scotland, and probably some more. Best you just keep Mel.
And a bonus point for Colin's eye.
Anyway, One entry per post! and...
Satansfuton, you cant tell me what deserves a bonus point...that is a matter for the gaming committee!
Dinghydog, very clever on the Nicole Kidman call!
And damn you Green Mountain Man you hit the jackpot and scored a whopping 10 Bonus points for the cattle dog call. My username Bindy is named after my most beautiful, gorgeous, loving, loyal, BFF Australian Red Cattle Dog...did you get any inside information???
America 19
Australia 3
Greece 2
I think New Zealand wins the game. Clearly Australians are jealous of you for Lord Of The Rings and no country has ever had anything as great as Flight Of The Conchords...
Let's cut through all the anti-American and anti-New Zealand bullshit from the Aussies and crown the winner.