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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    SatansFuton wrote:
    1. If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, it turns into 40 gold coins.


    paging DS....DS...please report to the lobby for your stick beating
    81 is now off the air

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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    81 wrote:
    SatansFuton wrote:
    1. If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, it turns into 40 gold coins.


    paging DS....DS...please report to the lobby for your stick beating

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Are you gonna take such ridicule from an "elitist pig" DS?
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    1. The Twilight series (books) is set in Forks, WA...the author, Stepanie Meyer has never set foot in Washington State

    2. Naked bicycle riding was started in Seattle (and occurs every year on the Solstice)

    3. It is impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    RKCNDY wrote:

    3. It is impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

    This is why I hate sneezing when I'm driving!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    afroannnie wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:

    3. It is impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

    This is why I hate sneezing when I'm driving!

    I used to hold in my sneezes because they are usually really loud and powerful...then unlost said it really is bad to do that...so now I just let it go.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    SatansFuton wrote:
    1. If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, it turns into 40 gold coins.


    paging DS....DS...please report to the lobby for your stick beating


    You can see me in my new show Little People Big Helmet. :lol:


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    I'm 5'7" and a HALF.
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    RKCNDY wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:

    3. It is impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

    This is why I hate sneezing when I'm driving!

    I used to hold in my sneezes because they are usually really loud and powerful...then unlost said it really is bad to do that...so now I just let it go.

    That's good advice...I have loud sneezes...I let them go. It kind of hurts if I try to make them quiet.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    DS1119 wrote:
    You can see me in my new show Little People Big Helmet. :lol:

    Is it going to be as good as your old show?

    51XTegY7d%2BL._SX320_SY240_.jpg
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    81 wrote:
    SatansFuton wrote:
    1. If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, it turns into 40 gold coins.


    paging DS....DS...please report to the lobby for your stick beating

    I wonder if there's more short or tall people on this forum... :think:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Illridethewave20 wrote:
    Pork is the other white meat.
    salmon the other pink meat
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    awilkins wrote:
    81 wrote:
    1055962820692.funny_bone.gif


    :shock:

    feel free to post other amazing facts
    ...when the humerus (get it) is hit or hits something pinching the ulnar nerve between the bone and the skin. So the sensation is via the nerve, which makes complete sense as that's how we feel things, but it still involves the 'funny bone'.

    Facts:
    -The average human being can produce up to 1.5 litres of gas throughout the day.
    -The hairs growing around the anus help keep the anus dry and prevent any harmful dust particles from entering the rectum.

    So next time you shave your asshole, dust your house first!
    :lol:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    SatansFuton wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    You can see me in my new show Little People Big Helmet. :lol:

    Is it going to be as good as your old show?

    51XTegY7d%2BL._SX320_SY240_.jpg


    Yes. I also had my skin bleached. :lol:
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    photogirlliz wrote:
    A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
    what
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    photogirlliz wrote:
    A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
    what
    what
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    photogirlliz wrote:
    A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
    what
    what
    say what
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    photogirlliz wrote:
    A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
    what
    say what?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    photogirlliz wrote:
    A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
    what
    say what?
    ?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • AusticmanAusticman Posts: 1,327
    It takes 3 atmospheres of pressure to expell a fart
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    that chadwick has mircoscopic rainbow trout living inside of him
    they swim
    they're not very big
    a few million on em

    bad knees are injected with chicken combs and feathers...ouch
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    Scallops have approximately 100 eyes around the edge of its shell .... :sick:
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  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    mikalina wrote:
    Scallops have approximately 100 eyes around the edge of its shell .... :sick:

    :shock: :shock:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • SuziemaySuziemay Posts: 11,168
    of.the.girl wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Rollings wrote:
    "The Alphabet Song"
    "Baa Baa Black Sheep" and
    "Twinkle Twinkle little Star"

    are all the same song...with different lyrics


    :o
    :lol: I just sang them in my head to see if this was true. :lol:
    +1

    That totally blew my mind!
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    The love you take is equal to the love you make?
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • AusticmanAusticman Posts: 1,327
    About the bird..

    Everybodys talking about the bird

    A-Well-a bird bird bird, b-birds the word!
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    this is for the birds

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0df7iJLr800
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,125
    afroannnie wrote:
    mikalina wrote:
    Scallops have approximately 100 eyes around the edge of its shell .... :sick:

    :shock: :shock:

    you mean :shock: :shock: x 25 maybe?
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I won the gold medal in the Math Olympics for my county when I was in the fourth grade..

    I AM SMART!!!!! S M R T!!!
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Rollings wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    mikalina wrote:
    Scallops have approximately 100 eyes around the edge of its shell .... :sick:

    :shock: :shock:

    you mean :shock: :shock: x 25 maybe?


    Wouldn't it be x 50? :?
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    DS1119 wrote:
    Rollings wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:

    :shock: :shock:

    you mean :shock: :shock: x 25 maybe?


    Wouldn't it be x 50? :?
    no :shock: :shock: x25.. 4 eyes times 25 equals 100

    and I am very good looking
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Caveeze wrote:

    Wouldn't it be x 50? :?
    no :shock: :shock: x25.. 4 eyes times 25 equals 100

    and I am very good looking[/quote]


    Oh yeah. Now I get it. We are slow here in Smalbany! :lol:
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