Post a skeleton from YOUR closest

RW81233

conman wrote:

i'm sure 22 has more skeletons in her closet... please share if you like

well played

Stardog3..

conman wrote:

i'm sure 22 has more skeletons in her closet... please share if you like

Surprisingly not. Well...nothing out of the ordinary.

conman

22 wrote:

conman wrote:

i'm sure 22 has more skeletons in her closet... please share if you like

Surprisingly not. Well...nothing out of the ordinary.

it seems skeletons are very ordinary around here :P

pjfan31

conman wrote:

22 wrote:

conman wrote:

i'm sure 22 has more skeletons in her closet... please share if you like

Surprisingly not. Well...nothing out of the ordinary.

it seems skeletons are very ordinary around here :P

We'll be the judge of that thank you

Hugh Freaking Dillon

whispering hands wrote:

Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:

whispering hands wrote:

Well I'll tell you and you can judge..
I went through a very confusing phase at about 24 years old, during which I thought I wanted to be a man instead of a woman.. so I decided the Internet was the perfect place to try it all out and see if I could pull it off... well I did for four years.. this woman fell in love with the person I was pretending to be and using my IP Addy looked up my actual addy and showed up at my door one saturday morning.. she was so devestated tyo find out that I was NOT man... that [I found out three days later] she killed herself..Yeah try getting THAT phonme call! She was planning to leave her husband (whom I had NO idea about), for the "guy" I was..

that is so incredibly sad for that woman. how incredibly humiliating, obviously, given how she reacted. did she have kids?

Yes two..I think that is the hardest part for me to deal with..

not sure why, but i'm feeling an incredible amount of anger over this. so it's probably best if I leave it be.

megatron

81 wrote:

PureandEasy wrote:

the old meth days

:shock:

this made me laugh

The Juggler

this thread....wow

SPEEDY MCCREADY

The Juggler wrote:

this thread....wow

I read a couple posts last night...
First time I visited this little thread.....

YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Juggler

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

The Juggler wrote:

this thread....wow

I read a couple posts last night...
First time I visited this little thread.....

YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i live a boring life my friend....

SPEEDY MCCREADY

The Juggler wrote:

i live a boring life my friend....

Boring=NORMAL!!!!

Ill take boring any day of the week....

cubBEE_girl

RW81233 wrote:

22 wrote:

cubBEE_girl wrote:

I had a fling with one of my College English professors, while i was a student in his class...just something about a man that can talk about sports, music, fix things around the house, and recite poetry to you... :oops: :

Weird. Me too.

I actually ended up not going to my last few classes and only attended the exam (which I didn't study for) and still managed to get an A in the class. So, in essence, it didn't turn out THAT bad.

Ok, as a college professor, I want to know how this gets initiated. I'm married w/a kid and would never do anything, but I just wonder how this possibly starts with no one knowing. Maybe I'm just crazy, but anytime a female student comes up to talk to me after class I feel as if another student is taking note. Either way good for you two and your profs!

Well, I went to talk to him in his office about an assignment and we ended up talking for hours about everything under the sun, there was some "accidental" touching, like a hand brushing against a leg and so on. Then a few days later I ran into him at a bar and well things happened and we started secretly dating. And to be honest, I did have crush on him, so I was definitely in flirt mode when I went to talk to him in his office.

RW81233

ok so one office, and one secondary space yours seems more plausible in my mind (relatively few outside eyes), but you can get fired for that shit if someone is in your class at the time. it's a totally iniquitous power situation (he or she has a huge say on wether or not you pass the class), and even if it is consensual that doesn't change. it seems that you both were able to get by (and i have heard similar stories), but what if he failed you for not completing the final two papers or doing satisfactory work? i suppose that's why it's written in the employee handbook.

voidofman

metsfan wrote:

i failed my road test 4 times

I did the road test 3 days after the written test. The lady at the DMV asked me if I got my 40 hours of practice (or however many) and I said yes.

I had drove a few times without a license across country with my g/f (wife now). I even got a ticket for speeding in Washington but only had a BC ID, on the back it said, "THIS IS NOT A DRIVER'S LICENSE" I know he looked on the back because he wrote down my height and weight on the ticket. Found out later it was a misdemeanor, could have been thrown in jail and a hefty fine.

(Not really a skeleton but an odd story none the less)

voidofman

pjfan31 wrote:

voidofman wrote:

Wow, dillon and pj31 set the bar pretty high.

And I thought my "being stalked online / hacked for 3 years / having sex videos and photos leaked / old friends no longer wanting to talk to me anymore" was bad. :oops:

A sex tape? Lol (well maybe not lol for you) did heaps of people see it?

Not sure I want to explain the details of the first video as it's just me, I actually told my old roommate about it recently because he didn't know about it and laughed, thought that it was awesome. It had about 500 views before it got taken down. The one with me and my wife had about 300.

ZiggyStar

voidofman wrote:

Not sure I want to explain the details of the first video as it's just me, I actually told my old roommate about it recently because he didn't know about it and laughed, thought that it was awesome. It had about 500 views before it got taken down. The one with me and my wife had about 300.

Come on....explain the details....we're all friends here.

voidofman

ZiggyStar wrote:

Come on....explain the details....we're all friends here.

After Dillon's stories I guess this one ain't that bad.

So my wife and I were in a long distance relationship to start out (before we were married) and missed each other so I sent pictures and videos of us together through photobucket (which got hacked)

I don't know how to say this any better than, my wife tossed my salad the second time we were together. No video of that. So I was missing her and decided to shoot a video of me, um, making swirlies on my balloon knot. :oops: Video got out onto the message board where we met and had a lot of traffic.

Quite a few of the users assumed my finger went in, it did not! Not that there's anything wrong with that... :?

ZiggyStar

I got tennis elbow from orgasming 50 times in one month....back in 2009. It was a bet from a male friend on this board....he said I couldn't do it....but I did....but I totally fucked my elbow in the process....which I have just had fixed with a cortisone shot 2+ years later. Gotta love that cortisone!


I've posted this before in here but that's about the only 'skeleton' I've got that I only tell to selected people I know....fuck I'm boring.... :?

voidofman

ZiggyStar wrote:

I got tennis elbow from orgasming 50 times in one month....back in 2009. It was a bet from a male friend on this board....he said I couldn't do it....but I did....but I totally fucked my elbow in the process....which I have just had fixed with a cortisone shot 2+ years later. Gotta love that cortisone!


I've posted this before in here but that's about the only 'skeleton' I've got that I only tell to selected people I know....fuck I'm boring.... :?

Wait, fucked your elbow? No wonder you strained it, you were doing it wrong!

Damn, that might explain why I got tennis elbow a few years back. Didn't go to a doctor about it, just played through the pain!!

ZiggyStar

voidofman wrote:

Wait, fucked your elbow? No wonder you strained it, you were doing it wrong!

Damn, that might explain why I got tennis elbow a few years back. Didn't go to a doctor about it, just played through the pain!!

It was FUCKING sore for sooo long. Constantly working on the computer was agony....it's my mouse hand, damnit! When I went to the doctor the first time about it, this was the conversation:

Me: "I think I have tennis elbow"
Doc: "Let me figure out if it's tennis elbow or golfers elbow....what were you doing to strain it?"
Me: :shock: :? Fuck....fuck....FUCK....think....think.... THIIINK!!!
*light bulb*
Me: "Sandpapering".
Doc: "Yep, definitely tennis elbow".
Me: hehe

voidofman

Mouse hand, yeah, that's from "double clicking" too much.


Sandpapering!