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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    JK_Livin wrote:
    I was at a bachelor party in which the groom's father and father-in-law were present. The strippers pulled out a chair to the middle of the room for the groom to sit. He declined which was a good choice. So a "stunt cock" stepped in for him. They stripped him down and did some silly shit. Then they bound his hands behind his back. Next they put a match in his pee hole and lit it :shock: After that, they stood him up bent him over the chair with his hands still bound. One of the girls came up behind him with a dildo, once he sees this he starts freaking out. All she did though was put it between his legs, no penetration. Meanwhile the rest of us are all laughing our asses off. He got a standing ovation :!:

    Not my skeleton but a good story.

    match in the dick..... :?
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  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    1st and only time I've witnessed it.
    Alright, alright, alright!
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    JK_Livin wrote:
    I was at a bachelor party in which the groom's father and father-in-law were present. The strippers pulled out a chair to the middle of the room for the groom to sit. He declined which was a good choice. So a "stunt cock" stepped in for him. They stripped him down and did some silly shit. Then they bound his hands behind his back. Next they put a match in his pee hole and lit it :shock: After that, they stood him up bent him over the chair with his hands still bound. One of the girls came up behind him with a dildo, once he sees this he starts freaking out. All she did though was put it between his legs, no penetration. Meanwhile the rest of us are all laughing our asses off. He got a standing ovation :!:

    Not my skeleton but a good story.

    Guys actually like this stuff??? :?
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  • Juan Godoy
    Juan Godoy Posts: 490
    JK_Livin wrote:
    I was at a bachelor party in which the groom's father and father-in-law were present. The strippers pulled out a chair to the middle of the room for the groom to sit. He declined which was a good choice. So a "stunt cock" stepped in for him. They stripped him down and did some silly shit. Then they bound his hands behind his back. Next they put a match in his pee hole and lit it :shock: After that, they stood him up bent him over the chair with his hands still bound. One of the girls came up behind him with a dildo, once he sees this he starts freaking out. All she did though was put it between his legs, no penetration. Meanwhile the rest of us are all laughing our asses off. He got a standing ovation :!:

    Not my skeleton but a good story.


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    i think if i'm that guy i will probably kill myself.. but i know that see that it's priceless
  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    JK_Livin wrote:
    I was at a bachelor party in which the groom's father and father-in-law were present. The strippers pulled out a chair to the middle of the room for the groom to sit. He declined which was a good choice. So a "stunt cock" stepped in for him. They stripped him down and did some silly shit. Then they bound his hands behind his back. Next they put a match in his pee hole and lit it :shock: After that, they stood him up bent him over the chair with his hands still bound. One of the girls came up behind him with a dildo, once he sees this he starts freaking out. All she did though was put it between his legs, no penetration. Meanwhile the rest of us are all laughing our asses off. He got a standing ovation :!:

    Not my skeleton but a good story.

    Guys actually like this stuff??? :?

    Which guys, the participant or the watchers?
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    No skeletons in there, but there are probably quite a few things in there that I really wouldn't want anyone to see.
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    JK_Livin wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    JK_Livin wrote:
    I was at a bachelor party in which the groom's father and father-in-law were present. The strippers pulled out a chair to the middle of the room for the groom to sit. He declined which was a good choice. So a "stunt cock" stepped in for him. They stripped him down and did some silly shit. Then they bound his hands behind his back. Next they put a match in his pee hole and lit it :shock: After that, they stood him up bent him over the chair with his hands still bound. One of the girls came up behind him with a dildo, once he sees this he starts freaking out. All she did though was put it between his legs, no penetration. Meanwhile the rest of us are all laughing our asses off. He got a standing ovation :!:

    Not my skeleton but a good story.

    Guys actually like this stuff??? :?

    Which guys, the participant or the watchers?

    Either! I would think it would hurt just to even watch!
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  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    It was hiliarious to watch because of his reactions and you'd have to know the guy. Going into the party, I can tell you that this was not what we were expecting. The strippers showed up without a radio so someone ran upstairs and grabbed their clock radio. :lol:
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    I forgot all about my stripper story! I was at Teaser's back in the early 90's, and it was the annual Bananafest. Me and my buddies were sitting near one of the "acts". She proceeds to take a banana and, well, it um, disappeared for a few seconds. next thing I know, she's ramming it down my throat.

    tasted sweeter than usual. :lol:

    and this was all filmed by Swank. don't know if it's out there or not!
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  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    I forgot all about my stripper story! I was at Teaser's back in the early 90's, and it was the annual Bananafest. Me and my buddies were sitting near one of the "acts". She proceeds to take a banana and, well, it um, disappeared for a few seconds. next thing I know, she's ramming it down my throat.

    tasted sweeter than usual. :lol:

    and this was all filmed by Swank. don't know if it's out there or not!


    That is dirty... A strippers pussy, you could of got herpes on your tongue... :lol::lol:
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I don't know that I should actually TELL mine.. but let's just say it was down right fucked up..
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    whispering hands wrote:
    I don't know that I should actually TELL mine.. but let's just say it was down right fucked up..


    More fucked up then some of the shit in here?
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Well I'll tell you and you can judge..
    I went through a very confusing phase at about 24 years old, during which I thought I wanted to be a man instead of a woman.. so I decided the Internet was the perfect place to try it all out and see if I could pull it off... well I did for four years.. this woman fell in love with the person I was pretending to be and using my IP Addy looked up my actual addy and showed up at my door one saturday morning.. she was so devestated tyo find out that I was NOT man... that [I found out three days later] she killed herself..Yeah try getting THAT phonme call! She was planning to leave her husband (whom I had NO idea about), for the "guy" I was..
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    whispering hands wrote:
    Well I'll tell you and you can judge..
    I went through a very confusing phase at about 24 years old, during which I thought I wanted to be a man instead of a woman.. so I decided the Internet was the perfect place to try it all out and see if I could pull it off... well I did for four years.. this woman fell in love with the person I was pretending to be and using my IP Addy looked up my actual addy and showed up at my door one saturday morning.. she was so devestated tyo find out that I was NOT man... that [I found out three days later] she killed herself..Yeah try getting THAT phonme call! She was planning to leave her husband (whom I had NO idea about), for the "guy" I was..


    Winner.... That is fucked up...

    Thanks for sharing...
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    whispering hands wrote:
    Well I'll tell you and you can judge..
    I went through a very confusing phase at about 24 years old, during which I thought I wanted to be a man instead of a woman.. so I decided the Internet was the perfect place to try it all out and see if I could pull it off... well I did for four years.. this woman fell in love with the person I was pretending to be and using my IP Addy looked up my actual addy and showed up at my door one saturday morning.. she was so devestated tyo find out that I was NOT man... that [I found out three days later] she killed herself..Yeah try getting THAT phonme call! She was planning to leave her husband (whom I had NO idea about), for the "guy" I was..
    Wow.....thats a hell of deal.....

    That took some balls to post.....
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    pjfan31 wrote:
    whispering hands wrote:
    Well I'll tell you and you can judge..
    I went through a very confusing phase at about 24 years old, during which I thought I wanted to be a man instead of a woman.. so I decided the Internet was the perfect place to try it all out and see if I could pull it off... well I did for four years.. this woman fell in love with the person I was pretending to be and using my IP Addy looked up my actual addy and showed up at my door one saturday morning.. she was so devestated tyo find out that I was NOT man... that [I found out three days later] she killed herself..Yeah try getting THAT phonme call! She was planning to leave her husband (whom I had NO idea about), for the "guy" I was..


    Winner.... That is fucked up...

    Thanks for sharing...
    That is the first time I've ever told anyone other than my sister about that..
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    81 wrote:

    That took some balls to post.....
    :lol::lol:
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    conman wrote:
    81 wrote:

    That took some balls to post.....
    :lol::lol:
    Pun intended....that was a hell of a story....just goes to show...we have everything on this forum, that can be found on tv...abd i don't mean that as a negative in this case. It really did take balls to post that. That is some deep shit
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  • Cradles Broken Glass
    Cradles Broken Glass Posts: 1,409
    whispering hands wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    whispering hands wrote:
    Well I'll tell you and you can judge..
    I went through a very confusing phase at about 24 years old, during which I thought I wanted to be a man instead of a woman.. so I decided the Internet was the perfect place to try it all out and see if I could pull it off... well I did for four years.. this woman fell in love with the person I was pretending to be and using my IP Addy looked up my actual addy and showed up at my door one saturday morning.. she was so devestated tyo find out that I was NOT man... that [I found out three days later] she killed herself..Yeah try getting THAT phonme call! She was planning to leave her husband (whom I had NO idea about), for the "guy" I was..


    Winner.... That is fucked up...

    Thanks for sharing...
    That is the first time I've ever told anyone other than my sister about that..

    Oh my gosh, I am sorry to hear about that. Glad to see you are doing better.
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    fade away...

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  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    81 wrote:
    conman wrote:
    81 wrote:

    That took some balls to post.....
    :lol::lol:
    Pun intended....that was a hell of a story....just goes to show...we have everything on this forum, that can be found on tv...abd i don't mean that as a negative in this case. It really did take balls to post that. That is some deep shit
    i know, hell of a story.. i wasn't laughing at the story at all... it was just that your comment caught me off guard
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