Post a skeleton from YOUR closest

DS1119

I bought my way out of a DWI in high school. Good to have friend's fathers in the right places.

capthowdy1027

This one time at band camp...

81

i've never been there :?

prism

opening the closet to find geoff the gay robot skeleton would be freakin awesome

had a white pet bunny like sid when i was a kid, for reals....if my rabbit coulda talked wonder what tails it'd tell

81

i wonder.....hmm...if....everyone...is skeleton free....or have the bodies not decayed yet.

PureandEasy

ok, I guess I can tell a little

I have also hit a dog, on the Schuylkill Expressway in Philly, I had no choice, no where to go

I have testified as a witness in a federal court of law

I hung out with 3 people that eventually became murderers and are serving life in prison

81

PureandEasy wrote:

I hung out with 3 people that eventually became murderers and are serving life in prison

PureandEasy

81 wrote:

PureandEasy wrote:

I hung out with 3 people that eventually became murderers and are serving life in prison

I know right, all drug related - the old meth days, nasty stuff

81

PureandEasy wrote:

the old meth days

:shock:

cubBEE_girl

I had a fling with one of my College English professors, while i was a student in his class...just something about a man that can talk about sports, music, fix things around the house, and recite poetry to you... :oops: :

Stardog3..

cubBEE_girl wrote:

I had a fling with one of my College English professors, while i was a student in his class...just something about a man that can talk about sports, music, fix things around the house, and recite poetry to you... :oops: :

Weird. Me too.

I actually ended up not going to my last few classes and only attended the exam (which I didn't study for) and still managed to get an A in the class. So, in essence, it didn't turn out THAT bad.

cubBEE_girl

Suave.27 wrote:

cubBEE_girl wrote:

I had a fling with one of my College English professors, while i was a student in his class...just something about a man that can talk about sports, music, fix things around the house, and recite poetry to you... :oops: :

Weird. Me too.

I actually ended up not going to my last few classes and only attended the exam (which I didn't study for) and still managed to get an A in the class. So, in essence, it didn't turn out THAT bad.

I got an A in my class too...

Stardog3..

cubBEE_girl wrote:

I got an A in my class too...

Good job!

I thought for sure I flunked the final exam. I didn't even read the last two plays. I mean, I'm a good bullshitter, but if I'm THAT good...then that's scary.

cubBEE_girl

27 wrote:

cubBEE_girl wrote:

I got an A in my class too...

Good job!

I thought for sure I flunked the final exam. I didn't even read the last two plays. I mean, I'm a good bullshitter, but if I'm THAT good...then that's scary.

Good job to you too!

Hugh Freaking Dillon

I watched one girl go down on my girlfriend in a bowling alley after they all snorted coke. and another guy was doing another chick doggy on the next lane over. THE BOWLING ALLEY WAS STILL OPEN TO THE PUBLIC AT THIS POINT.

and my g/f at the time ended up marrying the owner of the alley!!

it was freaking trippy. and a story I get asked to tell over and over again!

pjfan31

I went to a strip club when I was about 18... So the stripper got one of my mates on stage to whip her, all funny

Then she comes down looking for someone... My mates point to me and she says come on up

I said no to which she said

'if you don't come up with me, I will get your mates to drag you up here'

So very reluctantly I went up...she took my shirt off and put some stuff on there and lit me on fire for a little bit.. I was so nervous...

Then she started dripping candle wax over my chest and synging the hair under my armpits.

Then out comes a dildo, and she tells me to hold it on my forehead and she preceded to squat over my face.


And this was the sole reason I didn't have a 21st cause it would have come out in front of my family haha

ZiggyStar

voidofman

Wow, dillon and pj31 set the bar pretty high.

And I thought my "being stalked online / hacked for 3 years / having sex videos and photos leaked / old friends no longer wanting to talk to me anymore" was bad. :oops:

pjfan31

voidofman wrote:

Wow, dillon and pj31 set the bar pretty high.

And I thought my "being stalked online / hacked for 3 years / having sex videos and photos leaked / old friends no longer wanting to talk to me anymore" was bad. :oops:

A sex tape? Lol (well maybe not lol for you) did heaps of people see it?

pjfan31

And I'd love to have a sex tape. Mean I was at least getting some

The Juggler

pinkbutterfly

conman

pjfan31 wrote:

I went to a strip club when I was about 18... So the stripper got one of my mates on stage to whip her, all funny

Then she comes down looking for someone... My mates point to me and she says come on up

I said no to which she said

'if you don't come up with me, I will get your mates to drag you up here'

So very reluctantly I went up...she took my shirt off and put some stuff on there and lit me on fire for a little bit.. I was so nervous...

Then she started dripping candle wax over my chest and synging the hair under my armpits.

Then out comes a dildo, and she tells me to hold it on my forehead and she preceded to squat over my face.


And this was the sole reason I didn't have a 21st cause it would have come out in front of my family haha

i have almost the exact same story about my brother-in-laws bachelor party
well, without the fire and candlewax.... and there were 2 girls

ZiggyStar

I'm really a man

81

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'm really a man

:shock:

sort of takes a little sparkle off of you dreaming of me.

rick1zoo2

well this turned out to be an interesting thread

ZiggyStar

81 wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'm really a man

:shock:

sort of takes a little sparkle off of you dreaming of me.

You sure did like my ticklish 3 day growth in my dream....

rick1zoo2

ZiggyStar wrote:

81 wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'm really a man

:shock:

sort of takes a little sparkle off of you dreaming of me.

You sure did like my ticklish 3 day growth in my dream....

from your, um, beard?

ZiggyStar

rick1zoo2 wrote:

from your, um, beard?

Yes....since I am a man.

JK_Livin

I was at a bachelor party in which the groom's father and father-in-law were present. The strippers pulled out a chair to the middle of the room for the groom to sit. He declined which was a good choice. So a "stunt cock" stepped in for him. They stripped him down and did some silly shit. Then they bound his hands behind his back. Next they put a match in his pee hole and lit it :shock: After that, they stood him up bent him over the chair with his hands still bound. One of the girls came up behind him with a dildo, once he sees this he starts freaking out. All she did though was put it between his legs, no penetration. Meanwhile the rest of us are all laughing our asses off. He got a standing ovation :!:

Not my skeleton but a good story.