Mouse hand, yeah, that's from "double clicking" too much.
Sandpapering!
I KNOW!!! I thought I was so awesome coming up with that within about THREE SECONDS...but my brain was in slow motion for that 3 seconds and I was running through what felt like 50 scenarios that I could say and then thinking no, no, no, no, fuck....then....sandpapering....YES!! I didn't want a misdiagnosis after all because it fucking hurt....I wanted it fixed!
Come on....explain the details....we're all friends here.
After Dillon's stories I guess this one ain't that bad.
So my wife and I were in a long distance relationship to start out (before we were married) and missed each other so I sent pictures and videos of us together through photobucket (which got hacked)
I don't know how to say this any better than, my wife tossed my salad the second time we were together. No video of that. So I was missing her and decided to shoot a video of me, um, making swirlies on my balloon knot. :oops: Video got out onto the message board where we met and had a lot of traffic.
Quite a few of the users assumed my finger went in, it did not! Not that there's anything wrong with that... :?
Nothing wrong with that at all.
So are these videos still up? Come onnn....post the link?
oops, I just remembered if I put this on the internet I'll never get another job............
so here goes....
I once posted 20 letters to surrounding businesses to alert them to a named woman who had no problem preying on married men and busting up families...........
oops,
I stole a pair of Oakley sunglasses from a kid at a summer camp that looked like this ...
The kid wasn't very popular and these glasses were probably his biggest possession ever at that point in his life. Ended up feeling very guilty and vowed to never steal again.
Kinda funny to think those glasses were popular once ... but going to Oakley's website and seeing some of their offerings, we have yet to learn from the past.
I once rolled a guys truck down a hill across a busy road and into a ditch on the other side.
This made me laugh!!!! I did that once to this guy's Mercedes Benz,
cause he poisoned my work dog so the owner
of the ranch would buy one of his pure bred
Aussie pups!! He did this while I was gone for two
days seeing PJ!! I was soooo pissed!!
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I KNOW!!!
Man I'm laughing my head off right now. haha
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Well played!
Nothing wrong with that at all.
So are these videos still up? Come onnn....post the link?
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
oops, I just remembered if I put this on the internet I'll never get another job............
so here goes....
I once posted 20 letters to surrounding businesses to alert them to a named woman who had no problem preying on married men and busting up families...........
oops,
The kid wasn't very popular and these glasses were probably his biggest possession ever at that point in his life. Ended up feeling very guilty and vowed to never steal again.
Kinda funny to think those glasses were popular once ... but going to Oakley's website and seeing some of their offerings, we have yet to learn from the past.
cause he poisoned my work dog so the owner
of the ranch would buy one of his pure bred
Aussie pups!! He did this while I was gone for two
days seeing PJ!! I was soooo pissed!!
Thank you :shock:
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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