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Hugh Freaking Dillon

whispering hands wrote:

Well I'll tell you and you can judge..
I went through a very confusing phase at about 24 years old, during which I thought I wanted to be a man instead of a woman.. so I decided the Internet was the perfect place to try it all out and see if I could pull it off... well I did for four years.. this woman fell in love with the person I was pretending to be and using my IP Addy looked up my actual addy and showed up at my door one saturday morning.. she was so devestated tyo find out that I was NOT man... that [I found out three days later] she killed herself..Yeah try getting THAT phonme call! She was planning to leave her husband (whom I had NO idea about), for the "guy" I was..

that is so incredibly sad for that woman. how incredibly humiliating, obviously, given how she reacted. did she have kids?

Cradles Broken Glass

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Hugh Freaking Dillon

wow, this thread is bringing back memories.....at a house party that was owned by the girl in the bowling alley story (yes, the girl who ended up being my g/f and then marrying the bowling alley owner), I met this "girl". I put that in quotations because, to be honest, she looked a lot like Kirk Hammet. Cheesy black mustache included. But come on, I was 19. I was hard up.

Anyway, things are moving along. She said she wouldn't go any further unless I promised to be her boyfriend. So, fine, ok, I'll be your boyfriend. WTF? who asks that in the middle? What am I going to do? Zip up and walk out?

So we're done our business, a few times, then it's time to leave. 5 am. She asks for my phone number. I freeze. For some odd reason I wasn't expecting this. As dumb as I was I didn't honestly believe she thought we were now a couple. So I give her a number. But it wasn't even fake. I wasn't that smart. It was the number of a girl I was really good friends with.

She called. Luckily the girl was a "seasoned vet" and was right on the money and acted as if she didn't know me. Mr Hammet was quite dejected from what my friend tells me.

But Karma came a calling to me not long after.

To the doctor a we will go,
to the doctor a we will go,
hi ho the dario,
to the doctor a we will go!


oh, and my future g/f gave me shit for leaving my "Clinton" on her parents' quilt! we started dating a few months later!

ZiggyStar

whispering hands wrote:

Well I'll tell you and you can judge..
I went through a very confusing phase at about 24 years old, during which I thought I wanted to be a man instead of a woman.. so I decided the Internet was the perfect place to try it all out and see if I could pull it off... well I did for four years.. this woman fell in love with the person I was pretending to be and using my IP Addy looked up my actual addy and showed up at my door one saturday morning.. she was so devestated tyo find out that I was NOT man... that [I found out three days later] she killed herself..Yeah try getting THAT phonme call! She was planning to leave her husband (whom I had NO idea about), for the "guy" I was..

Fuck me dead!! :shock: That so sad....for both of you.

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Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:

wow, this thread is bringing back memories.....at a house party that was owned by the girl in the bowling alley story (yes, the girl who ended up being my g/f and then marrying the bowling alley owner), I met this "girl". I put that in quotations because, to be honest, she looked a lot like Kirk Hammet. Cheesy black mustache included. But come on, I was 19. I was hard up.

Anyway, things are moving along. She said she wouldn't go any further unless I promised to be her boyfriend. So, fine, ok, I'll be your boyfriend. WTF? who asks that in the middle? What am I going to do? Zip up and walk out?

So we're done our business, a few times, then it's time to leave. 5 am. She asks for my phone number. I freeze. For some odd reason I wasn't expecting this. As dumb as I was I didn't honestly believe she thought we were now a couple. So I give her a number. But it wasn't even fake. I wasn't that smart. It was the number of a girl I was really good friends with.

She called. Luckily the girl was a "seasoned vet" and was right on the money and acted as if she didn't know me. Mr Hammet was quite dejected from what my friend tells me.

But Karma came a calling to me not long after.

To the doctor a we will go,
to the doctor a we will go,
hi ho the dario,
to the doctor a we will go!


oh, and my future g/f gave me shit for leaving my "Clinton" on her parents' quilt! we started dating a few months later!

You are all class.

Hugh Freaking Dillon

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Sexy :?

RW81233

22 wrote:

cubBEE_girl wrote:

I had a fling with one of my College English professors, while i was a student in his class...just something about a man that can talk about sports, music, fix things around the house, and recite poetry to you... :oops: :

Weird. Me too.

I actually ended up not going to my last few classes and only attended the exam (which I didn't study for) and still managed to get an A in the class. So, in essence, it didn't turn out THAT bad.

Ok, as a college professor, I want to know how this gets initiated. I'm married w/a kid and would never do anything, but I just wonder how this possibly starts with no one knowing. Maybe I'm just crazy, but anytime a female student comes up to talk to me after class I feel as if another student is taking note. Either way good for you two and your profs!

Stardog3..

RW81233 wrote:

22 wrote:

cubBEE_girl wrote:

I had a fling with one of my College English professors, while i was a student in his class...just something about a man that can talk about sports, music, fix things around the house, and recite poetry to you... :oops: :

Weird. Me too.

I actually ended up not going to my last few classes and only attended the exam (which I didn't study for) and still managed to get an A in the class. So, in essence, it didn't turn out THAT bad.

Ok, as a college professor, I want to know how this gets initiated. I'm married w/a kid and would never do anything, but I just wonder how this possibly starts with no one knowing. Maybe I'm just crazy, but anytime a female student comes up to talk to me after class I feel as if another student is taking note. Either way good for you two and your profs!

Well, we had to go in and give a memorized monologue before or after class in his office. And I sat down to discuss the grade after (I was standing at the time) and he scooted next to me...and it just happened. I don't know if that answers your question but it's how shit went down.

Gary Carter

i failed my road test 4 times

conman

metsfan wrote:

i failed my road test 4 times

i passed the road test on the first try... but i failed the written test twice :oops:

i fuckin suck at written tests

RW81233

22 wrote:

Well, we had to go in and give a memorized monologue before or after class in his office. And I sat down to discuss the grade after (I was standing at the time) and he scooted next to me...and it just happened. I don't know if that answers your question but it's how shit went down.

i see, but damn that's still pretty bold on his part...i guess that could work after my night class when no one else is in the school, but not getting in trouble is probably why i avoid those type of meetings. good work by you though!

conman

i should be a college professor :think:

Stardog3..

RW81233 wrote:

22 wrote:

Well, we had to go in and give a memorized monologue before or after class in his office. And I sat down to discuss the grade after (I was standing at the time) and he scooted next to me...and it just happened. I don't know if that answers your question but it's how shit went down.

i see, but damn that's still pretty bold on his part...i guess that could work after my night class when no one else is in the school, but not getting in trouble is probably why i avoid those type of meetings. good work by you though!

Thanks...I guess. Yeah it was pretty bold. All students went into his office and closed the door. I didn't know there were "rules" or is it just like an ethical standard?

And yes Conman....maybe you found a new profession!!

RW81233

even if we win the lottery i would never give this job up...it's freaking awesome. honestly there's no rule about keeping the door opened or closed, but you can hear through the walls in my office (actually heard my colleague crying to another colleague once b/c of an argument s/he had with the dean and i was as silent as possible like a kid listening to their parents fight or something) so making a move like that in my office would be outrageous. also, unless it's super serious (i've heard some crazy shit in 5 years) i keep the door open.

whispering hands

Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:

whispering hands wrote:

Well I'll tell you and you can judge..
I went through a very confusing phase at about 24 years old, during which I thought I wanted to be a man instead of a woman.. so I decided the Internet was the perfect place to try it all out and see if I could pull it off... well I did for four years.. this woman fell in love with the person I was pretending to be and using my IP Addy looked up my actual addy and showed up at my door one saturday morning.. she was so devestated tyo find out that I was NOT man... that [I found out three days later] she killed herself..Yeah try getting THAT phonme call! She was planning to leave her husband (whom I had NO idea about), for the "guy" I was..

that is so incredibly sad for that woman. how incredibly humiliating, obviously, given how she reacted. did she have kids?

Yes two..I think that is the hardest part for me to deal with..

Cradles Broken Glass

metsfan wrote:

i failed my road test 4 times

Me too. :oops:

Stardog3..

RW81233 wrote:

even if we win the lottery i would never give this job up...it's freaking awesome. honestly there's no rule about keeping the door opened or closed, but you can hear through the walls in my office (actually heard my colleague crying to another colleague once b/c of an argument s/he had with the dean and i was as silent as possible like a kid listening to their parents fight or something) so making a move like that in my office would be outrageous. also, unless it's super serious (i've heard some crazy shit in 5 years) i keep the door open.

That's pretty sweet! I always thought it'd be cool to be a college professor.

I guess his was well positioned too. It was at the end of the hallway and had no neighbors. Plus that's just where it started. 8-)

RW81233

yeah i suppose that's the thing...it's hard to think outside of my context. i teach at a state school that tries to cut corners, whereas if i taught at a higher end school with better office space.

conman

i'm sure 22 has more skeletons in her closet... please share if you like