I was at a bachelor party in which the groom's father and father-in-law were present. The strippers pulled out a chair to the middle of the room for the groom to sit. He declined which was a good choice. So a "stunt cock" stepped in for him. They stripped him down and did some silly shit. Then they bound his hands behind his back. Next they put a match in his pee hole and lit it :shock: After that, they stood him up bent him over the chair with his hands still bound. One of the girls came up behind him with a dildo, once he sees this he starts freaking out. All she did though was put it between his legs, no penetration. Meanwhile the rest of us are all laughing our asses off. He got a standing ovation :!:
I was at a bachelor party in which the groom's father and father-in-law were present. The strippers pulled out a chair to the middle of the room for the groom to sit. He declined which was a good choice. So a "stunt cock" stepped in for him. They stripped him down and did some silly shit. Then they bound his hands behind his back. Next they put a match in his pee hole and lit it :shock: After that, they stood him up bent him over the chair with his hands still bound. One of the girls came up behind him with a dildo, once he sees this he starts freaking out. All she did though was put it between his legs, no penetration. Meanwhile the rest of us are all laughing our asses off. He got a standing ovation :!:
Not my skeleton but a good story.
Guys actually like this stuff??? :?
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I was at a bachelor party in which the groom's father and father-in-law were present. The strippers pulled out a chair to the middle of the room for the groom to sit. He declined which was a good choice. So a "stunt cock" stepped in for him. They stripped him down and did some silly shit. Then they bound his hands behind his back. Next they put a match in his pee hole and lit it :shock: After that, they stood him up bent him over the chair with his hands still bound. One of the girls came up behind him with a dildo, once he sees this he starts freaking out. All she did though was put it between his legs, no penetration. Meanwhile the rest of us are all laughing our asses off. He got a standing ovation :!:
Not my skeleton but a good story.
i think if i'm that guy i will probably kill myself.. but i know that see that it's priceless
I was at a bachelor party in which the groom's father and father-in-law were present. The strippers pulled out a chair to the middle of the room for the groom to sit. He declined which was a good choice. So a "stunt cock" stepped in for him. They stripped him down and did some silly shit. Then they bound his hands behind his back. Next they put a match in his pee hole and lit it :shock: After that, they stood him up bent him over the chair with his hands still bound. One of the girls came up behind him with a dildo, once he sees this he starts freaking out. All she did though was put it between his legs, no penetration. Meanwhile the rest of us are all laughing our asses off. He got a standing ovation :!:
Not my skeleton but a good story.
Guys actually like this stuff??? :?
Which guys, the participant or the watchers?
Alright, alright, alright!
Tom O. "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
-The Writer
I was at a bachelor party in which the groom's father and father-in-law were present. The strippers pulled out a chair to the middle of the room for the groom to sit. He declined which was a good choice. So a "stunt cock" stepped in for him. They stripped him down and did some silly shit. Then they bound his hands behind his back. Next they put a match in his pee hole and lit it :shock: After that, they stood him up bent him over the chair with his hands still bound. One of the girls came up behind him with a dildo, once he sees this he starts freaking out. All she did though was put it between his legs, no penetration. Meanwhile the rest of us are all laughing our asses off. He got a standing ovation :!:
Not my skeleton but a good story.
Guys actually like this stuff??? :?
Which guys, the participant or the watchers?
Either! I would think it would hurt just to even watch!
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It was hiliarious to watch because of his reactions and you'd have to know the guy. Going into the party, I can tell you that this was not what we were expecting. The strippers showed up without a radio so someone ran upstairs and grabbed their clock radio.
Alright, alright, alright!
Tom O. "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
-The Writer
I forgot all about my stripper story! I was at Teaser's back in the early 90's, and it was the annual Bananafest. Me and my buddies were sitting near one of the "acts". She proceeds to take a banana and, well, it um, disappeared for a few seconds. next thing I know, she's ramming it down my throat.
tasted sweeter than usual.
and this was all filmed by Swank. don't know if it's out there or not!
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I forgot all about my stripper story! I was at Teaser's back in the early 90's, and it was the annual Bananafest. Me and my buddies were sitting near one of the "acts". She proceeds to take a banana and, well, it um, disappeared for a few seconds. next thing I know, she's ramming it down my throat.
tasted sweeter than usual.
and this was all filmed by Swank. don't know if it's out there or not!
That is dirty... A strippers pussy, you could of got herpes on your tongue...
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I don't know that I should actually TELL mine.. but let's just say it was down right fucked up..
More fucked up then some of the shit in here?
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Well I'll tell you and you can judge..
I went through a very confusing phase at about 24 years old, during which I thought I wanted to be a man instead of a woman.. so I decided the Internet was the perfect place to try it all out and see if I could pull it off... well I did for four years.. this woman fell in love with the person I was pretending to be and using my IP Addy looked up my actual addy and showed up at my door one saturday morning.. she was so devestated tyo find out that I was NOT man... that [I found out three days later] she killed herself..Yeah try getting THAT phonme call! She was planning to leave her husband (whom I had NO idea about), for the "guy" I was..
Well I'll tell you and you can judge..
I went through a very confusing phase at about 24 years old, during which I thought I wanted to be a man instead of a woman.. so I decided the Internet was the perfect place to try it all out and see if I could pull it off... well I did for four years.. this woman fell in love with the person I was pretending to be and using my IP Addy looked up my actual addy and showed up at my door one saturday morning.. she was so devestated tyo find out that I was NOT man... that [I found out three days later] she killed herself..Yeah try getting THAT phonme call! She was planning to leave her husband (whom I had NO idea about), for the "guy" I was..
Winner.... That is fucked up...
Thanks for sharing...
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Well I'll tell you and you can judge..
I went through a very confusing phase at about 24 years old, during which I thought I wanted to be a man instead of a woman.. so I decided the Internet was the perfect place to try it all out and see if I could pull it off... well I did for four years.. this woman fell in love with the person I was pretending to be and using my IP Addy looked up my actual addy and showed up at my door one saturday morning.. she was so devestated tyo find out that I was NOT man... that [I found out three days later] she killed herself..Yeah try getting THAT phonme call! She was planning to leave her husband (whom I had NO idea about), for the "guy" I was..
Well I'll tell you and you can judge..
I went through a very confusing phase at about 24 years old, during which I thought I wanted to be a man instead of a woman.. so I decided the Internet was the perfect place to try it all out and see if I could pull it off... well I did for four years.. this woman fell in love with the person I was pretending to be and using my IP Addy looked up my actual addy and showed up at my door one saturday morning.. she was so devestated tyo find out that I was NOT man... that [I found out three days later] she killed herself..Yeah try getting THAT phonme call! She was planning to leave her husband (whom I had NO idea about), for the "guy" I was..
Winner.... That is fucked up...
Thanks for sharing...
That is the first time I've ever told anyone other than my sister about that..
Pun intended....that was a hell of a story....just goes to show...we have everything on this forum, that can be found on tv...abd i don't mean that as a negative in this case. It really did take balls to post that. That is some deep shit
Well I'll tell you and you can judge..
I went through a very confusing phase at about 24 years old, during which I thought I wanted to be a man instead of a woman.. so I decided the Internet was the perfect place to try it all out and see if I could pull it off... well I did for four years.. this woman fell in love with the person I was pretending to be and using my IP Addy looked up my actual addy and showed up at my door one saturday morning.. she was so devestated tyo find out that I was NOT man... that [I found out three days later] she killed herself..Yeah try getting THAT phonme call! She was planning to leave her husband (whom I had NO idea about), for the "guy" I was..
Winner.... That is fucked up...
Thanks for sharing...
That is the first time I've ever told anyone other than my sister about that..
Oh my gosh, I am sorry to hear about that. Glad to see you are doing better.
Pun intended....that was a hell of a story....just goes to show...we have everything on this forum, that can be found on tv...abd i don't mean that as a negative in this case. It really did take balls to post that. That is some deep shit
i know, hell of a story.. i wasn't laughing at the story at all... it was just that your comment caught me off guard
Well I'll tell you and you can judge..
I went through a very confusing phase at about 24 years old, during which I thought I wanted to be a man instead of a woman.. so I decided the Internet was the perfect place to try it all out and see if I could pull it off... well I did for four years.. this woman fell in love with the person I was pretending to be and using my IP Addy looked up my actual addy and showed up at my door one saturday morning.. she was so devestated tyo find out that I was NOT man... that [I found out three days later] she killed herself..Yeah try getting THAT phonme call! She was planning to leave her husband (whom I had NO idea about), for the "guy" I was..
that is so incredibly sad for that woman. how incredibly humiliating, obviously, given how she reacted. did she have kids?
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wow, this thread is bringing back memories.....at a house party that was owned by the girl in the bowling alley story (yes, the girl who ended up being my g/f and then marrying the bowling alley owner), I met this "girl". I put that in quotations because, to be honest, she looked a lot like Kirk Hammet. Cheesy black mustache included. But come on, I was 19. I was hard up.
Anyway, things are moving along. She said she wouldn't go any further unless I promised to be her boyfriend. So, fine, ok, I'll be your boyfriend. WTF? who asks that in the middle? What am I going to do? Zip up and walk out?
So we're done our business, a few times, then it's time to leave. 5 am. She asks for my phone number. I freeze. For some odd reason I wasn't expecting this. As dumb as I was I didn't honestly believe she thought we were now a couple. So I give her a number. But it wasn't even fake. I wasn't that smart. It was the number of a girl I was really good friends with.
She called. Luckily the girl was a "seasoned vet" and was right on the money and acted as if she didn't know me. Mr Hammet was quite dejected from what my friend tells me.
But Karma came a calling to me not long after.
To the doctor a we will go,
to the doctor a we will go,
hi ho the dario,
to the doctor a we will go!
oh, and my future g/f gave me shit for leaving my "Clinton" on her parents' quilt! we started dating a few months later!
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Well I'll tell you and you can judge..
I went through a very confusing phase at about 24 years old, during which I thought I wanted to be a man instead of a woman.. so I decided the Internet was the perfect place to try it all out and see if I could pull it off... well I did for four years.. this woman fell in love with the person I was pretending to be and using my IP Addy looked up my actual addy and showed up at my door one saturday morning.. she was so devestated tyo find out that I was NOT man... that [I found out three days later] she killed herself..Yeah try getting THAT phonme call! She was planning to leave her husband (whom I had NO idea about), for the "guy" I was..
Fuck me dead!! :shock: That so sad....for both of you.
wow, this thread is bringing back memories.....at a house party that was owned by the girl in the bowling alley story (yes, the girl who ended up being my g/f and then marrying the bowling alley owner), I met this "girl". I put that in quotations because, to be honest, she looked a lot like Kirk Hammet. Cheesy black mustache included. But come on, I was 19. I was hard up.
Anyway, things are moving along. She said she wouldn't go any further unless I promised to be her boyfriend. So, fine, ok, I'll be your boyfriend. WTF? who asks that in the middle? What am I going to do? Zip up and walk out?
So we're done our business, a few times, then it's time to leave. 5 am. She asks for my phone number. I freeze. For some odd reason I wasn't expecting this. As dumb as I was I didn't honestly believe she thought we were now a couple. So I give her a number. But it wasn't even fake. I wasn't that smart. It was the number of a girl I was really good friends with.
She called. Luckily the girl was a "seasoned vet" and was right on the money and acted as if she didn't know me. Mr Hammet was quite dejected from what my friend tells me.
But Karma came a calling to me not long after.
To the doctor a we will go,
to the doctor a we will go,
hi ho the dario,
to the doctor a we will go!
oh, and my future g/f gave me shit for leaving my "Clinton" on her parents' quilt! we started dating a few months later!
I had a fling with one of my College English professors, while i was a student in his class...just something about a man that can talk about sports, music, fix things around the house, and recite poetry to you... :oops: :
Weird. Me too.
I actually ended up not going to my last few classes and only attended the exam (which I didn't study for) and still managed to get an A in the class. So, in essence, it didn't turn out THAT bad.
Ok, as a college professor, I want to know how this gets initiated. I'm married w/a kid and would never do anything, but I just wonder how this possibly starts with no one knowing. Maybe I'm just crazy, but anytime a female student comes up to talk to me after class I feel as if another student is taking note. Either way good for you two and your profs!
I had a fling with one of my College English professors, while i was a student in his class...just something about a man that can talk about sports, music, fix things around the house, and recite poetry to you... :oops: :
Weird. Me too.
I actually ended up not going to my last few classes and only attended the exam (which I didn't study for) and still managed to get an A in the class. So, in essence, it didn't turn out THAT bad.
Ok, as a college professor, I want to know how this gets initiated. I'm married w/a kid and would never do anything, but I just wonder how this possibly starts with no one knowing. Maybe I'm just crazy, but anytime a female student comes up to talk to me after class I feel as if another student is taking note. Either way good for you two and your profs!
Well, we had to go in and give a memorized monologue before or after class in his office. And I sat down to discuss the grade after (I was standing at the time) and he scooted next to me...and it just happened. I don't know if that answers your question but it's how shit went down.
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match in the dick..... :?
Tom O.
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
-The Writer
Guys actually like this stuff??? :?
i think if i'm that guy i will probably kill myself.. but i know that see that it's priceless
Which guys, the participant or the watchers?
Tom O.
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
-The Writer
Either! I would think it would hurt just to even watch!
Tom O.
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
-The Writer
tasted sweeter than usual.
and this was all filmed by Swank. don't know if it's out there or not!
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That is dirty... A strippers pussy, you could of got herpes on your tongue...
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More fucked up then some of the shit in here?
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I went through a very confusing phase at about 24 years old, during which I thought I wanted to be a man instead of a woman.. so I decided the Internet was the perfect place to try it all out and see if I could pull it off... well I did for four years.. this woman fell in love with the person I was pretending to be and using my IP Addy looked up my actual addy and showed up at my door one saturday morning.. she was so devestated tyo find out that I was NOT man... that [I found out three days later] she killed herself..Yeah try getting THAT phonme call! She was planning to leave her husband (whom I had NO idea about), for the "guy" I was..
Winner.... That is fucked up...
Thanks for sharing...
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That took some balls to post.....
Oh my gosh, I am sorry to hear about that. Glad to see you are doing better.
fade away...
I am at peace with my lust.....for Eddie.
that is so incredibly sad for that woman. how incredibly humiliating, obviously, given how she reacted. did she have kids?
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fade away...
I am at peace with my lust.....for Eddie.
Anyway, things are moving along. She said she wouldn't go any further unless I promised to be her boyfriend. So, fine, ok, I'll be your boyfriend. WTF? who asks that in the middle? What am I going to do? Zip up and walk out?
So we're done our business, a few times, then it's time to leave. 5 am. She asks for my phone number. I freeze. For some odd reason I wasn't expecting this. As dumb as I was I didn't honestly believe she thought we were now a couple. So I give her a number. But it wasn't even fake. I wasn't that smart. It was the number of a girl I was really good friends with.
She called. Luckily the girl was a "seasoned vet" and was right on the money and acted as if she didn't know me. Mr Hammet was quite dejected from what my friend tells me.
But Karma came a calling to me not long after.
To the doctor a we will go,
to the doctor a we will go,
hi ho the dario,
to the doctor a we will go!
oh, and my future g/f gave me shit for leaving my "Clinton" on her parents' quilt! we started dating a few months later!
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Winnipeg 2005
Winnipeg 2011
St. Paul 2014
Fuck me dead!! :shock: That so sad....for both of you.
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Well, we had to go in and give a memorized monologue before or after class in his office. And I sat down to discuss the grade after (I was standing at the time) and he scooted next to me...and it just happened. I don't know if that answers your question but it's how shit went down.
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