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  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    my_small_self wrote:
    This is without a doubt the funniest thread on this board - made me laugh out load - should be made a sticky (pardon the pun)


    DITTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • UNH1995
    UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 356
    anybody feel like hurling?
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2), All Four Fenway shows 2016 & 2018.
  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    UNH1995 wrote:
    He hurled at the start of MMJ set. I mean, this puke stench slapped us in the impact zone like spears. Eyes watered. Dry Heaves were heard. People turned around looking for the culprit, and there he was.
    Sitting slumped on two chairs, sheepishly taking credit for this horrible assault on our olfactory systems. Was this fool drunk? High? Someone, most likely a social service type, was heard whispering to her boyfriend, "oh maybe he has a stomach bug"

    Lady, this was no bug. This was raw sewage. A puke stew with acid so caustic that the steel chairs have been weakened beyond repair.

    Just went to the gym. Several times during my workout I had remnants of the odor filtering into my brain. I may need to seek some sort of PTSD counseling.

    Each time I read this it is like the 1st time.....lol.
  • UNH1995
    UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 356
    thanks for picking out your favorite part...that is pretty intense...it brings it all back
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2), All Four Fenway shows 2016 & 2018.
  • VedJam
    VedJam Posts: 18
    thank u -oh-so-very-much!
    this has been the funniest [whatever time it took me to read this] of my life.

    i will cherish it forever^^
  • civ_eng_girl
    civ_eng_girl Posts: 2,001
    bump, for the thread starter's birthday! :p
    ~~*~~ ...i surfaced and all of my being was enlightend... ~~*~~
  • pj0705
    pj0705 Posts: 189
    Not sure what it is with Boston shows, but some girl projectile vomited all over my arm at the 8/30/00 Mansfield show. I remember yelling at her and her stupid friend started yelling at me for some reason. Cmon, handle your booze with some intelligence. At least it was outside though on the lawn at the Tweeter Center. Couldve been worse.
  • Buru
    Buru Posts: 8,473
    I can't believe this thread is still around :D
    y la banda de Guille... cuando toca?
  • slug420
    slug420 Posts: 316
    lol, i havent checked the boards much since 06...i pop in to see about 08 tour rumors and LOOK WHAT IS STILL GOING STRONG

    haha
  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    UNH1995 wrote:
    Here are some things to keep in mind:

    MMJ is playing song number 2 at the time of the first whiff.

    I leaped from my seat and took the pic. I am a nice person, but I was overcome with the need to document this stuff.

    Observer the puker's hands. Something just ain't right.

    Fascinating to me was the couple that sat there in the spatter-field. They never moved.

    The puker stayed by his puke for 35 minutes. Then tipped the cleaner. As classy as a concert concrete puker can be. This puker was raised right.

    The pukers actual seats were 4 seats to his right. So he was vomiting in other peoples seats. Thanks, thanks a lot.

    I'm seeing some form of potatoes. Fries? Wedges? Tater tots?

    Did he have a yoohoo?

    After the clean-up, there was a white powder left on the floor. It looked like someone dropped a box of powdered donuts in a bowl of beef stew. Evidently, this is considered clean and sanitary by fleet center officials.

    This whole thing made me realize that Americans are not ready to deal with the dreaded Bird Flu. This pile o' bile sat uncleaned for 35 minutes.

    http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/unh1995/45d69678.jpg

    I love this post!!!!!!!!!!! "this puker was raised right" lol
  • Riot_Mac
    Riot_Mac Posts: 473
    UNH1995 is hilarious!!!
    "hear my name, take a good look, this could be the day."
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    this thread made me laugh so freaking hard. it was also good to see me post with my old screen name.
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • joint in a tree
    joint in a tree Posts: 392
    still? this thread is STILL making its way onto page1?
    that's awesome.

    i am proud to say i was seated just about directly behind the Puker.
    "Find myself singing the same songs every day....
    ones that make me feel good when things behind the smile ain't ok...." -Hoon
  • UNH1995
    UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 356
    I am so proud of myself that this thread still has legs.

    Thanks to all who revive it from time to time.

    Peace.
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2), All Four Fenway shows 2016 & 2018.
  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    the wolf wrote:
    this thread made me laugh so freaking hard. it was also good to see me post with my old screen name.

    who are you? who who...
  • momofglynn
    momofglynn Posts: 849
    nearly 2 years later it still lives...
    and the picture still makes me crack up out loud!
    Let's Go Red Sox!
  • momofglynn
    momofglynn Posts: 849
    so did I hear someone correctly. If you change internet providers you have to change your screen name? I read the other night of someones grief with that? Who is the Boston Puker. Did he present himself along the way? oh the questions.
    Let's Go Red Sox!
  • rhinomagic
    rhinomagic Charlottesville, VA Posts: 2,553
    It's been 21 months and today is the first time I ever bothered to acquaint myself with this legendary PJ-fan moment.

    If I had only known the hilarity I've been missing out on...

    .
    Memphis 1994
    New Orleans 1995
    Fort Lauderdale 1996
    Atlanta & Birmingham 1998
    New Orleans 2000
    Tampa 2003
    Kissimmee 2004
    New York City (x 2) 2008
    East Troy (x 2) 2011
    Chicago & New Orleans 2013
    Hampton, Raleigh, Boston 2016
    Baltimore 2020
    Louisville 2022
    Philadelphia & Baltimore 2024
  • UNH1995
    UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 356
    I am looking forward to some shows here in the New England area. If there are any pukers in my vacinity, I will report back to all of you sickos ASAP.
    I highly doubt that this experience will be duplicated. It was truly a once in a lifetime affair.
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2), All Four Fenway shows 2016 & 2018.
  • vedder_soup
    vedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    well we have 2 bostonish shows coming out, can we get puker shirts made!
    i might just get 1 printed up! :eek:
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!

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