Excuse me but my wife and I are on fire... can we get a large gin and tonic
The kiddie pool full of jello will help too. I nominate our wives for the 1st match of the season.
I was swithering about visiting but thats just sealed the deal.. so I have booked flights
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Glad you're ok Zig.
Your poor country has had the shit kicked out of it this year and it's only Feb!!!!
Just wait until the annual inland invasion of jellyfish and crocodiles. Biologists say that due to the cyclone and floods, they are extra pissed this year.
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Glad you're ok Zig.
Your poor country has had the shit kicked out of it this year and it's only Feb!!!!
Just wait until the annual inland invasion of jellyfish and crocodiles. Biologists say that due to the cyclone and floods, they are extra pissed this year.
cant really imagine a jellyfish getting pissed, let alone extra pissed.
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Glad you're ok Zig.
Your poor country has had the shit kicked out of it this year and it's only Feb!!!!
Just wait until the annual inland invasion of jellyfish and crocodiles. Biologists say that due to the cyclone and floods, they are extra pissed this year.
cant really imagine a jellyfish getting pissed, let alone extra pissed.
How about imagining walking them around on dry land attacking your countrymen? Not so much...
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Just wait until the annual inland invasion of jellyfish and crocodiles. Biologists say that due to the cyclone and floods, they are extra pissed this year.
cant really imagine a jellyfish getting pissed, let alone extra pissed.
How about imagining walking them around on dry land attacking your countrymen? Not so much...
nah.. thats what crocs are for.
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How about Easter? We can all go to the Maclean Highland Gathering.
what part of "i'll be there Friday" did ye no understand!!!
sounds cool... do you do all the caber tossing and what not?
This Friday!? :shock:
I have no idea what they do at the Maclean Highland Gathering actually because I've never been to one. I only know about it through the local newspaper. I actually have a Scottish female friend, born and raised in Edinburgh but now living in Sydney who absolutely hates all things Scottish. Whenever she visits us I like to tease her with suggestions of visiting the Scottish shop or going to look at the Scottish Cairn. She gets so angry. It's hilarious.
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I have no idea what they do at the Maclean Highland Gathering actually because I've never been to one. I only know about it through the local newspaper. I actually have a Scottish female friend, born and raised in Edinburgh but now living in Sydney who absolutely hates all things Scottish. Whenever she visits us I like to tease her with suggestions of visiting the Scottish shop or going to look at the Scottish Cairn. She gets so angry. It's hilarious.
an angry Scottish person... well i never!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
really? ... thats being a bit cruel for absolutely no reason... like Hitler in the 30s... but with yachts.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
also i only looked at in case there was photos of you dead and I had to confirm the identity seeing as i'm the only person who knows where that secret little birthmark is.
I'm kidding, i'm kidding!!! ... people don't really like photos of smashed up yachts.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
also i only looked at in case there was photos of you dead and I had to confirm the identity seeing as i'm the only person who knows where that secret little birthmark is.
I'm kidding, i'm kidding!!! ... people don't really like photos of smashed up yachts.
You really need to learn to shut your pie hole, dunky! :x But you're right....if I ever die, call Dunkman.
You really need to learn to shut your pie hole, dunky! :x But you're right....if I ever die, call Dunkman.
that made me sound like a superhero... i should totally get a costume... a crotchless one of course.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Well that's not really surprising considering the dramatic title you gave this thread.
You even had Kat worried.
Hey I just realised that I'll see you at the EV Newcastle show.
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I was swithering about visiting but thats just sealed the deal.. so I have booked flights
I have a call in to Kim Kardashian
Book em Dano...
Just wait for the halftime show...
BTW, I think Zig would appreciate the direction her I'm going to die thread has taken
Is that what this thread was about?
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Two words....THREAD INTEGRITY.
Get your own jelly wrestling thread. :x Fucking jelly wrestling. So 80s. :roll:
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yeah this is 2011! it's all about the ky wrestling!! :P
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Now we're fucking talking!!
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Your poor country has had the shit kicked out of it this year and it's only Feb!!!!
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
Just wait until the annual inland invasion of jellyfish and crocodiles. Biologists say that due to the cyclone and floods, they are extra pissed this year.
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Thanks Lizard! I know....Australia is going crazy this year. Really sad....
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cant really imagine a jellyfish getting pissed, let alone extra pissed.
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this could be the day
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lie beside me
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How about imagining walking them around on dry land attacking your countrymen? Not so much...
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nah.. thats what crocs are for.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
This Friday!? :shock:
I have no idea what they do at the Maclean Highland Gathering actually because I've never been to one. I only know about it through the local newspaper. I actually have a Scottish female friend, born and raised in Edinburgh but now living in Sydney who absolutely hates all things Scottish. Whenever she visits us I like to tease her with suggestions of visiting the Scottish shop or going to look at the Scottish Cairn. She gets so angry. It's hilarious.
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an angry Scottish person... well i never!
really? ... thats being a bit cruel for absolutely no reason... like Hitler in the 30s... but with yachts.
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a lot of people like smashed up yachts.
also i only looked at in case there was photos of you dead and I had to confirm the identity seeing as i'm the only person who knows where that secret little birthmark is.
I'm kidding, i'm kidding!!! ... people don't really like photos of smashed up yachts.
You really need to learn to shut your pie hole, dunky! :x But you're right....if I ever die, call Dunkman.
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that made me sound like a superhero... i should totally get a costume... a crotchless one of course.
Thank you!!
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Well that's not really surprising considering the dramatic title you gave this thread.
You even had Kat worried.
Hey I just realised that I'll see you at the EV Newcastle show.