I am so done with Christmas

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Enkidu wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    that is a miracle of crap if you ask me. ;) husband buys wife a microwave for christmas when they already have one... that dude is either very drunk & high all the time or his head is where my location is, it's where my head is. his head up his ass much? :mrgreen:

    My husband is usually very creative (none of that perfume, candles, soap stuff for me) but he was really really busy two years ago and I have a psychologist friend that says sometimes when men panic about what to get a woman - they choose appliances. My friend said it's actually fairly common.

    I'm a little nervous cause he's working again this year thru Christmas Eve. I'm guessing - a toaster?

    Ha ha - maybe it's a Snuggie.
    plain and simple... men are dumb as shit
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  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I think I can picture The Enkidu Family 2011 Christmas Card... there they all are in their Snuggies! At the littlest Enkidu's (the Enkidulette's?) soccer game, all doing The Wave in their matching Snuggies. In the team's colors, of course.

    Snuggies are a great idea for a card - it's funny cause I just addressed a Christmas card to you, as another thank you for the SS gift. It's not Snuggies, but it's pretty funny. We've been doing crazy cards for a long time and another part of that tradition is they come really really late, because we usually take the photo over the Christmas holiday.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    unlost dogs wrote:

    I think I can picture The Enkidu Family 2011 Christmas Card... there they all are in their Snuggies! At the littlest Enkidu's (the Enkidulette's?) soccer game, all doing The Wave in their matching Snuggies. In the team's colors, of course.

    Enkidu's Christmas
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpfHzD2_8m0

    :P
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    norm wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:

    I think I can picture The Enkidu Family 2011 Christmas Card... there they all are in their Snuggies! At the littlest Enkidu's (the Enkidulette's?) soccer game, all doing The Wave in their matching Snuggies. In the team's colors, of course.

    Enkidu's Christmas
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpfHzD2_8m0

    :P

    Oh my God I can totally imagine the Enkidus doing that.
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Enkidu wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I think I can picture The Enkidu Family 2011 Christmas Card... there they all are in their Snuggies! At the littlest Enkidu's (the Enkidulette's?) soccer game, all doing The Wave in their matching Snuggies. In the team's colors, of course.

    Snuggies are a great idea for a card - it's funny cause I just addressed a Christmas card to you, as another thank you for the SS gift. It's not Snuggies, but it's pretty funny. We've been doing crazy cards for a long time and another part of that tradition is they come really really late, because we usually take the photo over the Christmas holiday.

    An Enkidu card coming my way! Psyched! Or, as we say in Boston, "Wicked psyched!"
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  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    norm wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:

    I think I can picture The Enkidu Family 2011 Christmas Card... there they all are in their Snuggies! At the littlest Enkidu's (the Enkidulette's?) soccer game, all doing The Wave in their matching Snuggies. In the team's colors, of course.

    Enkidu's Christmas
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpfHzD2_8m0

    :P

    That's brilliant.

    I tried to get this for my husband for Christmas - the tiger version. But it's sold out. (It's a joke - I don't know if I can explain it - we were in San Francisco about a month ago and got in an elevator with a man wearing a skintight tiger costume and a studded collar. And there was a man behind the tiger guy holding a leash attached to the collar and he was "blind" and had a white cane. They were very nice, but it was very strange, oh duh.)

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  • vduboise
    vduboise Posts: 1,937
    I've just read your thread and I'm having a similar moment. But I did not blow up- we were out doing last minute shopping, but I so wanted to. I held in the disappointment of a great gift dashed, but I so wanted to let it out. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

    lol- I still have a few days to think of something else...maybe
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Enkidu wrote:
    I tried to get this for my husband for Christmas - the tiger version. But it's sold out. (It's a joke - I don't know if I can explain it - we were in San Francisco about a month ago and got in an elevator with a man wearing a skintight tiger costume and a studded collar. And there was a man behind the tiger guy holding a leash attached to the collar and he was "blind" and had a white cane. They were very nice, but it was very strange, oh duh.)

    anywhere else but san fransisco that would be weird :lol::lol:
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,029
    norm wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:

    I think I can picture The Enkidu Family 2011 Christmas Card... there they all are in their Snuggies! At the littlest Enkidu's (the Enkidulette's?) soccer game, all doing The Wave in their matching Snuggies. In the team's colors, of course.

    Enkidu's Christmas
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpfHzD2_8m0

    :P
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  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Enkidu wrote:
    A Snuggie for real? Or as a joke?

    Given with utmost sincerity, thinking I would enjoy sitting in our front porch room, wearing my Snuggie and reading a book.

    I opened it. Gave him The Look. Put it down beside the couch out there. It's there right now, never moved.

    A Snuggie. He must have missed this commercial...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y

    OMG. I really thought you were joking. Was it the only thing he got you that year?
  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    thats alright..i ordered sneakers for my mom 2 weeks ago..just called reebox to check on the order...they tell me we cancelled it becasue they weren't in stock???? wtf?

    why did you take my order?
    where is the cancellation email?
    why was my card charged?

    this online shit sucks big ass

    and now i have no gift

    but supervisor mike is calling the warehouse to check it out and is supposed to call my cell... riiiiight
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    thats alright..i ordered sneakers for my mom 2 weeks ago..just called reebox to check on the order...they tell me we cancelled it becasue they weren't in stock???? wtf?

    why did you take my order?
    where is the cancellation email?
    why was my card charged?

    this online shit sucks big ass

    and now i have no gift

    but supervisor mike is calling the warehouse to check it out and is supposed to call my cell... riiiiight

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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Poncier wrote:
    :P
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Jeanwah wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Enkidu wrote:
    A Snuggie for real? Or as a joke?

    Given with utmost sincerity, thinking I would enjoy sitting in our front porch room, wearing my Snuggie and reading a book.

    I opened it. Gave him The Look. Put it down beside the couch out there. It's there right now, never moved.

    A Snuggie. He must have missed this commercial...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y

    OMG. I really thought you were joking. Was it the only thing he got you that year?

    No, not at all _ it was the oddest, though! :shock:
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    thats alright..i ordered sneakers for my mom 2 weeks ago..just called reebox to check on the order...they tell me we cancelled it becasue they weren't in stock???? wtf?

    why did you take my order?
    where is the cancellation email?
    why was my card charged?

    this online shit sucks big ass

    and now i have no gift

    but supervisor mike is calling the warehouse to check it out and is supposed to call my cell... riiiiight

    Would you like to buy her an iPad? I have a really nice one...
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • Irish Al
    Irish Al Posts: 6,236
    Ok unlost me auld sweetie...haven't read the full thread but I'll give ya €100 for the extra iPad...now remember I'm sayin € not $ so it'll probably work out about $2000 I'm givin ya...I know I'm generous but it is Xmas ;)
    I need a coffee!
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Irish Al wrote:
    Ok unlost me auld sweetie...haven't read the full thread but I'll give ya €100 for the extra iPad...now remember I'm sayin € not $ so it'll probably work out about $2000 I'm givin ya...I know I'm generous but it is Xmas ;)

    For you, Al, I have a special price: Send more Irish sweets, my Irish sweet!
    ;):lol:
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  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    eyedclaar wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    thats alright..i ordered sneakers for my mom 2 weeks ago..just called reebox to check on the order...they tell me we cancelled it becasue they weren't in stock???? wtf?

    why did you take my order?
    where is the cancellation email?
    why was my card charged?

    this online shit sucks big ass

    and now i have no gift

    but supervisor mike is calling the warehouse to check it out and is supposed to call my cell... riiiiight

    Mike is good people. He'll take care of you.

    im still waiting..don't think he is calling
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    after all the phone calls and beef with reebox...i walk 2 blocks to footlocker in the seaport and they have the sneakers for $ 20 bucks cheaper :lol:
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    after all the phone calls and beef with reebox...i walk 2 blocks to footlocker in the seaport and they have the sneakers for $ 20 bucks cheaper :lol:

    Mike just called. He's anxious to speak with you.
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