I am so done with Christmas

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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,932
    edited December 2010
    Should have got him slippers and a dildo...that way if he didn't like the slippers he could go :shock: .

    :mrgreen:


    Hey, what are the odds that he'd buy one, you made the effort and in the end he'll appreciate that. Plus you can get even and throw snowballs at him Friday night while he rides around town on the firetruck (assuming we get any snow, if not chuck tennis balls at him and his red suit). Merry Christmas.
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,947
    Wow...

    Thats a shame this happened...But what can ya do??

    Every year I go out and buy myself something nice for Christmas too...But its always new underwear...

    I can just picture Kathy throwing a package of Hanes boxers at me screaming...

    "Merry Fucking Christmas"!!!!!!!!

    hehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • mrvedderson
    mrvedderson Posts: 784
    whispering hands wrote:
    IMO I have to agree with you.. that's pretty jacked to spend so much on a gift for yourself, this close to Christmas. Sounds kinda selfish to me, but you know your man best. I'd say tell him HE can deal with the madness of returning it, since he wanted to be so selfish. ( my attitude is probably why I'm still single btw, so maybe ignore me?)

    single huh? :)
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I'm with Unlost here. You just don't shop for yourself in the month of December, at least not before x-mas.
    im trippin over the 7 big ones
    jesus...

    i cannot imagine buying or even owning a 700 dollar cellular gadget
    that is what it is, correct, a cellular gadget?

    takes all types i guess... what do i know, im just a dick...
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    here unlost....you can buy Mr. Unlost this:

    iArm-Forearm-Mount-Prank-Gift-Box_6935-l.jpg

    Be very very very specific in that you expect him to keep the ipad on his person at all times...even in the event of an emergency....'just in case' you need to reach him...and I would have reacted the same way as you did. I have a somewhat similar story. :|
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  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    good thing about the single life... i don't have to deal with this sort of stuff :mrgreen:
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    4and20 wrote:
    here unlost....you can buy Mr. Unlost this:

    iArm-Forearm-Mount-Prank-Gift-Box_6935-l.jpg

    Be very very very specific in that you expect him to keep the ipad on his person at all times...even in the event of an emergency....'just in case' you need to reach him...and I would have reacted the same way as you did. I have a somewhat similar story. :|
    that is so funny its disgusting
    or
    that is so disgusting its funny

    i cant choose :?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    4and20 wrote:
    here unlost....you can buy Mr. Unlost this:

    iArm-Forearm-Mount-Prank-Gift-Box_6935-l.jpg

    Be very very very specific in that you expect him to keep the ipad on his person at all times...even in the event of an emergency....'just in case' you need to reach him...and I would have reacted the same way as you did. I have a somewhat similar story. :|

    :clap::clap:
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    good thing about the single life... i don't have to deal with this sort of stuff :mrgreen:
    aint that the flippin truth
    single life is the frickin bomb
    i dont even have to have a fun-time gadget because i have no wife to call or text all day

    i find it glorious to be free away from phones and whatnot unless my home phone rings or i get a randy email
    or pm from someone ;)
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I'm with Unlost here. You just don't shop for yourself in the month of December, at least not before x-mas.

    Agreed.

    At least he didn't buy it on Christmas Eve!!!! You have almost a whole week to recover. ;)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    chadwick wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    good thing about the single life... i don't have to deal with this sort of stuff :mrgreen:
    aint that the flippin truth
    single life is the frickin bomb
    i dont even have to have a fun-time gadget because i have no wife to call or text all day

    i find it glorious to be free away from phones and whatnot unless my home phone rings or i get a randy email
    or pm from someone ;)
    PM sent.
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Black Diamond wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    good thing about the single life... i don't have to deal with this sort of stuff :mrgreen:
    aint that the flippin truth
    single life is the frickin bomb
    i dont even have to have a fun-time gadget because i have no wife to call or text all day

    i find it glorious to be free away from phones and whatnot unless my home phone rings or i get a randy email
    or pm from someone ;)
    PM sent.
    you are so funny, Sir.
    i just now busted up laughing

    love 4 BD
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    whispering hands wrote:
    IMO I have to agree with you.. that's pretty jacked to spend so much on a gift for yourself, this close to Christmas. Sounds kinda selfish to me, but you know your man best. I'd say tell him HE can deal with the madness of returning it, since he wanted to be so selfish. ( my attitude is probably why I'm still single btw, so maybe ignore me?)
    Yes!
    I say Keep the ipad you got him and still give it to him as a gift. He can return the one he bought.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    good thing about the single life... i don't have to deal with this sort of stuff :mrgreen:
    aint that the flippin truth
    single life is the frickin bomb
    i dont even have to have a fun-time gadget because i have no wife to call or text all day

    i find it glorious to be free away from phones and whatnot unless my home phone rings or i get a randy email
    or pm from someone ;)


    trust me, these fancy gadgets rule. i look forward to having something to do on my long car ride coming up.
    81 is now off the air

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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    81 wrote:

    trust me, these fancy gadgets rule. i look forward to having something to do on my long car ride coming up.

    How about paying attention to the road!?! That's something to do. You damn kids with your constant texting...
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  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    pandora wrote:
    I wonder if this will work out like that beautiful famous story?
    He sells his watch to buy a comb for her beautiful long hair. She sells her hair to buy a lovely watch chain for his beloved pocket watch. The gifts mean nothing and everything. It's just the love shared. Hug and make up and get back to the basics. I think the story ends in the bestest lovemaking of all! and thats a great gift! :D
    I thought of this too, while reading Unlost's story. ;)

    Is Mr. Unlost possibly fucking with you Unlost? Has he actually started playing with it in front of you?
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    good thing about the single life... i don't have to deal with this sort of stuff :mrgreen:
    aint that the flippin truth
    single life is the frickin bomb
    i dont even have to have a fun-time gadget because i have no wife to call or text all day

    i find it glorious to be free away from phones and whatnot unless my home phone rings or i get a randy email
    or pm from someone ;)


    trust me, these fancy gadgets rule. i look forward to having something to do on my long car ride coming up.
    drive the car, no?
    screw with the stereo, no?
    rub your john roger, yes?


    although i guess most so called drivers these days fondle the GPS gadgets
    cheating and inaccurate
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Sonja_S
    Sonja_S Vienna Posts: 444
    My sister just told me that a friend of hers who is pregnant got her husband stuff from his favourite soccer-club (read: religion) including a onesie for the baby - she had to become a member of their fanclub to even be able to buy it. What does he do? He comes home with exactly the things she bought him except the onesie and when she thanks him for ruining the surprise, he says she should take it all back and get the onesie for the baby instead. That was the moment her hormones took over and she did exactly as Unlost :lol:

    We have a rule in our family - the only things bought in December are food and other necessities, and we're not even big on Christmas...
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  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,829
    I tell my wife to refrain from shopping for herself in December. I bought her a heavy jacket, a ltd edition Paul Weller CD, the Ames Bros book, a few Kaiser Chiefs (the band, not the team) shirts, and a same-day return trip to Las Vegas (which she won't find out about until we are at the airport!
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Jeanwah wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    I wonder if this will work out like that beautiful famous story?
    He sells his watch to buy a comb for her beautiful long hair. She sells her hair to buy a lovely watch chain for his beloved pocket watch. The gifts mean nothing and everything. It's just the love shared. Hug and make up and get back to the basics. I think the story ends in the bestest lovemaking of all! and thats a great gift! :D
    I thought of this too, while reading Unlost's story. ;)

    Is Mr. Unlost possibly fucking with you Unlost? Has he actually started playing with it in front of you?

    Wow, Jeanwah, that is such a marvelously tempting line, but I will refrain... must refrain... must refrain...
    No, he's not. He wouldn't do that, he's really quite sincere. Just short-sighted.

    At the end of the day he'll end up keeping the one I bought him, I'm quite certain. I'm not getting him anything else.
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