I am so done with Christmas

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    eyedclaar wrote:
    81 wrote:

    trust me, these fancy gadgets rule. i look forward to having something to do on my long car ride coming up.

    How about paying attention to the road!?! That's something to do. You damn kids with your constant texting...


    trust me, i hate those poeple more than you will ever know. but i'll have plenty of time to screw around in the navigator seat.
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  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    unlost dogs wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    yikes..should have confirmed that gift

    But it was going to be such a nice surprise!

    Of course, now that I stormed upstairs, pulled the giant box out from the back of the closet, stomped back downstairs and dumped it on the couch beside him, saying "merry fucking Christmas" the surprise is a bit less, um, festive.

    perfect!!!

    and i'll bet he was still surprised
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

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  • meme
    meme Posts: 4,695
    unlost dogs wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    yikes..should have confirmed that gift

    But it was going to be such a nice surprise!

    Of course, now that I stormed upstairs, pulled the giant box out from the back of the closet, stomped back downstairs and dumped it on the couch beside him, saying "merry fucking Christmas" the surprise is a bit less, um, festive.


    I love you for this. We are kindred souls, I tell you :)

    Well, I say you're off the hook with his gift.
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    unlost dogs wrote:

    Of course, now that I stormed upstairs, pulled the giant box out from the back of the closet, stomped back downstairs and dumped it on the couch beside him, saying "merry fucking Christmas" the surprise is a bit less, um, festive.

    I didn't even see this! :lol: Totally something I would have done!
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Jeanwah wrote:
    Is Mr. Unlost possibly fucking with you Unlost? Has he actually started playing with it in front of you?

    Wow, Jeanwah, that is such a marvelously tempting line, but I will refrain... must refrain... must refrain...
    No, he's not. He wouldn't do that, he's really quite sincere. Just short-sighted.

    At the end of the day he'll end up keeping the one I bought him, I'm quite certain. I'm not getting him anything else.

    :lol: I've been doing that a lot lately, with the sexual innuendos. Totally not on purpose!
    Yet, purposeful...
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Jeanwah wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:

    Of course, now that I stormed upstairs, pulled the giant box out from the back of the closet, stomped back downstairs and dumped it on the couch beside him, saying "merry fucking Christmas" the surprise is a bit less, um, festive.

    I didn't even see this! :lol: Totally something I would have done!
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Jeanwah wrote:
    Is Mr. Unlost possibly fucking with you Unlost? Has he actually started playing with it in front of you?

    Wow, Jeanwah, that is such a marvelously tempting line, but I will refrain... must refrain... must refrain...
    No, he's not. He wouldn't do that, he's really quite sincere. Just short-sighted.

    At the end of the day he'll end up keeping the one I bought him, I'm quite certain. I'm not getting him anything else.

    :lol: I've been doing that a lot lately, with the sexual innuendos. Totally not on purpose!
    Yet, purposeful...

    I see. I've Got My Eye On You, Jeanwah!
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  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    Sonja_S wrote:
    We have a rule in our family - the only things bought in December are food and other necessities, and we're not even big on Christmas...

    I agree, December isn't about buying stuff for yourself.

    And I'm with you Unlost, I would have reacted the same way. And I wouldn't get him any accessories for it - he bought it, he's on his own. Is it a guy thing? I don't mean to start a sexist argument here, but I know Christmas usually brings out the worst in my husband - two years ago he gave me a microwave. And we already had a microwave, he thought I'd like a new one. Guess what? He was wrong.
  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    unlost dogs wrote:

    I see. I've Got My Eye On You, Jeanwah!

    You know it, Unlost dogs! Woof!
  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    Enkidu wrote:
    Sonja_S wrote:
    We have a rule in our family - the only things bought in December are food and other necessities, and we're not even big on Christmas...

    I agree, December isn't about buying stuff for yourself.

    And I'm with you Unlost, I would have reacted the same way. And I wouldn't get him any accessories for it - he bought it, he's on his own. Is it a guy thing? I don't mean to start a sexist argument here, but I know Christmas usually brings out the worst in my husband - two years ago he gave me a microwave. And we already had a microwave, he thought I'd like a new one. Guess what? He was wrong.

    I got a bathroom heater from my husband a couple years ago. When I opened it he says "It's the gift that keeps giving!" Yeah. Uh-huh.
  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    norm wrote:
    get him a coffee gift card :mrgreen:














    oh wait, wrong thread


    LMFAO!! Sorry, but that was funny to me..... :lol:
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  • Sonja_S
    Sonja_S Vienna Posts: 444
    Enkidu wrote:
    Sonja_S wrote:
    We have a rule in our family - the only things bought in December are food and other necessities, and we're not even big on Christmas...

    I agree, December isn't about buying stuff for yourself.

    And I'm with you Unlost, I would have reacted the same way. And I wouldn't get him any accessories for it - he bought it, he's on his own. Is it a guy thing? I don't mean to start a sexist argument here, but I know Christmas usually brings out the worst in my husband - two years ago he gave me a microwave. And we already had a microwave, he thought I'd like a new one. Guess what? He was wrong.

    Ouch. A friend of mine almost got whacked over the head with the blender he gave his wife. Fortunately he was able to convince her to look inside where he had put a ring. Maybe you should check the microwaves for jewellry ;)
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  • Music For Rhinos
    Music For Rhinos Posts: 1,693
    The Jeagler wrote:
    :lol: just one of the oddest threads i've ever seen and your name reminded me of it somehow. i trust you've found work? haha

    Yes I found work less than 2 weeks after that happened. But I'm looking for work again at the present time. And no, I didn't get fired.
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Okay girls, I'll see your microwave and bathroom heater & I will raise you a... Wait for it... A SNUGGIE.
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  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Okay girls, I'll see your microwave and bathroom heater & I will raise you a... Wait for it... A SNUGGIE.
    :lol: He didn't really give you that...

    I'm giving a snuggie as a grab bag gift. I understand that I'll probably be the one stuck with it in the end. :lol:
  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    A Snuggie for real? Or as a joke?
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    viewtopic.php?f=14&t=126886


    :P
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    norm wrote:
    http://community.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=126886


    :P
    :x
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited December 2010
    Enkidu wrote:
    Sonja_S wrote:
    We have a rule in our family - the only things bought in December are food and other necessities, and we're not even big on Christmas...

    I agree, December isn't about buying stuff for yourself.

    And I'm with you Unlost, I would have reacted the same way. And I wouldn't get him any accessories for it - he bought it, he's on his own. Is it a guy thing? I don't mean to start a sexist argument here, but I know Christmas usually brings out the worst in my husband - two years ago he gave me a microwave. And we already had a microwave, he thought I'd like a new one. Guess what? He was wrong.
    that is a miracle of crap if you ask me. ;) husband buys wife a microwave for christmas when they already have one... that dude is either very drunk & high all the time or his head is where my location is, it's where my head is. his head up his ass much? :mrgreen:
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Enkidu wrote:
    A Snuggie for real? Or as a joke?

    Given with utmost sincerity, thinking I would enjoy sitting in our front porch room, wearing my Snuggie and reading a book.

    I opened it. Gave him The Look. Put it down beside the couch out there. It's there right now, never moved.

    A Snuggie. He must have missed this commercial...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y
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  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    chadwick wrote:
    that is a miracle of crap if you ask me. ;) husband buys wife a microwave for christmas when they already have one... that dude is either very drunk & high all the time or his head is where my location is, it's where my head is. his head up his ass much? :mrgreen:

    My husband is usually very creative (none of that perfume, candles, soap stuff for me) but he was really really busy two years ago and I have a psychologist friend that says sometimes when men panic about what to get a woman - they choose appliances. My friend said it's actually fairly common.

    I'm a little nervous cause he's working again this year thru Christmas Eve. I'm guessing - a toaster?

    Ha ha - maybe it's a Snuggie.
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Enkidu wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    that is a miracle of crap if you ask me. ;) husband buys wife a microwave for christmas when they already have one... that dude is either very drunk & high all the time or his head is where my location is, it's where my head is. his head up his ass much? :mrgreen:

    My husband is usually very creative (none of that perfume, candles, soap stuff for me) but he was really really busy two years ago and I have a psychologist friend that says sometimes when men panic about what to get a woman - they choose appliances. My friend said it's actually fairly common.

    I'm a little nervous cause he's working again this year thru Christmas Eve. I'm guessing - a toaster?

    Ha ha - maybe it's a Snuggie.

    I think I can picture The Enkidu Family 2011 Christmas Card... there they all are in their Snuggies! At the littlest Enkidu's (the Enkidulette's?) soccer game, all doing The Wave in their matching Snuggies. In the team's colors, of course.
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