Things You Can't Look Cool Doing

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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Running in flippers

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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    trying to fold a duvet cover ... or actually putting a duvet inside a duvet cover.

    stuff with duvets basically
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Wearing slippers.
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    dunkman wrote:
    trying to fold a duvet cover ... or actually putting a duvet inside a duvet cover.

    stuff with duvets basically

    Hell, even saying the word duvet... We just call them thick blankets 'roun here.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    getting kicked in the fudd

    That word is trademarked. You and 81 both owe Dunk $0.13.


    he created elmer fudd??


    nope, thats his surname... a fudd is something entirely different.

    I cant kick someone in the surname, thats just stoopit
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,874
    dunkman wrote:

    nope, thats his surname... a fudd is something entirely different.

    I cant kick someone in the surname, thats just stoopit

    i could kick you right in the dunk

    :mrgreen:
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    dunkman wrote:
    I cant kick someone in the surname, thats just stoopit

    Surely, as a Scot, you can invent some method of kicking surnames...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Snakeduck wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    I cant kick someone in the surname, thats just stoopit

    Surely, as a Scot, you can invent some method of kicking surnames...


    its still patent pending
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Snakeduck wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    trying to fold a duvet cover ... or actually putting a duvet inside a duvet cover.

    stuff with duvets basically

    Hell, even saying the word duvet... We just call them thick blankets 'roun here.

    you are so correct... duvet is a terrible word. Plus it sounds kinda french which is why America refuses to acknowledge its existence*





    * seriously dunk... how long ago was the whole freedom fries business... its not even a cultural reference anymore, shoosh though... it might get through quality control this time.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Trying to pronounce Crudités
  • constantly posting negative things about Pearl Jam's every move or lack thereof --- example - 95% of the Made in America posts. :roll:
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    constantly posting negative things about Pearl Jam's every move or lack thereof --- example - 95% of the Made in America posts. :roll:


    I can't believe they are playing BFE Montana... Who the fuck wants to go to Montana?
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    constantly posting negative things about Pearl Jam's every move or lack thereof --- example - 95% of the Porch. :roll:

    Fixed
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Trying to pronounce Crudités

    krew-teh-day
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Trying to pronounce Crudités

    krew-teh-day

    see?
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Am I the only guy that's going to say buying tampons? That's right I take care of my lady.
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    Holding a woman's purse for her. Anytime I'm asked, I slip on a black ski mask and act like I've just stolen it...
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Snakeduck wrote:
    Holding a woman's purse for her. Anytime I'm asked, I slip on a black ski mask and act like I've just stolen it...

    People must think your GF is quite careless, getting her purse stolen every day.
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    Snakeduck wrote:
    Holding a woman's purse for her. Anytime I'm asked, I slip on a black ski mask and act like I've just stolen it...

    People must think your GF is quite careless, getting her purse stolen every day.

    My GF? Uh-oh, don't tell my wife...
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Snakeduck wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    Holding a woman's purse for her. Anytime I'm asked, I slip on a black ski mask and act like I've just stolen it...

    People must think your GF is quite careless, getting her purse stolen every day.

    My GF? Uh-oh, don't tell my wife...

    :silent:
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    dressing after a steamy shower at a place with no vents
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    faceplanting into a bike rack
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    faceplanting into a bike rack

    I'm ready for a good story...
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    faceplanting into a bike rack

    I'm ready for a good story...

    :lol:

    Let's just say I had one too many vodka tonics that night :oops:
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    faceplanting into a bike rack

    I'm ready for a good story...

    :lol:

    Let's just say I had one too many vodka tonics that night :oops:

    And you were on foot...
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388

    And you were on foot...

    Yep.
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    And you were on foot...

    Yep.

    "Hi, I'm a bike rack"
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    And you were on foot...

    Yep.

    "Hi, I'm a bike rack"

    :lol::lol: Definitely not one of my finer moments!

    I would like to add hardcore dancing to the list http://youtu.be/rfWumokkspQ

    :fp:
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    Yep.

    "Hi, I'm a bike rack"

    :lol::lol: Definitely not one of my finer moments!

    I would like to add hardcore dancing to the list http://youtu.be/rfWumokkspQ

    :fp:

    Sorry, I can't open porn at the office.
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Sorry, I can't open porn at the office.

    :fp:

    (from Wikipedia) Hardcore punk (often referred to simply as hardcore) is a music genre that originated in the late 1970s, following the mainstream success of punk rock. Hardcore is generally faster, thicker, and heavier than earlier punk rock.[1] The origin of the term "hardcore punk" is uncertain. The Vancouver-based band D.O.A. may have helped to popularize the term with the title of their 1981 album, Hardcore '81.
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
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