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Things You Can't Look Cool Doing

Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
edited January 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
This is a regular bit on a local radio station....some of the things people call in with are mildly entertaining....

You can't look cool...

buying toilet paper.
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    Gary CarterGary Carter Shea Stadium Posts: 13,940
    playing drums on your steering wheel and dashboard

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    Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,191
    tripping over your own feet and then trying to make like you have decided go for a little jog :lol:
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    EnkiduEnkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    Vomiting?
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    pooping....you NEVER look cool
    81 is now off the air

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    eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 40,887
    81 wrote:
    pooping....you NEVER look cool

    I was just gonna say this (well i was gonna say taking a dump :lol: )
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    edveddedvedd Posts: 152
    falling while bicycling.
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    edited October 2010
    riding a scooter....

    (fixed by popular demand...)
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    mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,757
    Shopping at American Apparel
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    eeriepadave wrote:
    81 wrote:
    pooping....you NEVER look cool

    I was just gonna say this (well i was gonna say taking a dump :lol: )

    great minds..... :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    4and20 wrote:
    riding a scooter....

    fixed :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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    keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    81 wrote:
    4and20 wrote:
    riding a scooter....

    fixed :lol:
    Beat me to it.
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    keeponrockin wrote:
    81 wrote:
    4and20 wrote:
    riding a scooter....

    fixed :lol:
    Beat me to it.

    Great minds :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    keeponrockin wrote:
    81 wrote:

    fixed :lol:
    Beat me to it.

    Great minds :lol:

    Just like doin'....uhhh never mind.... :lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

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    Glorified Version of a PelicanGlorified Version of a Pelican Posts: 11
    ...drinking through a straw.
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    pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,202
    carry a poop bag and cleaning up your dog's poop as you walk em'.
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    mindimindi Posts: 1,858
    I wanted to say pooping too!
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mindi wrote:
    I wanted to say pooping too!
    Great minds strike again
    81 is now off the air

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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    pming with online stalkers

    cool looking?
    or
    no not really?
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    pming with online stalkers

    cool looking?
    or
    no not really?
    is she cute
    81 is now off the air

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    g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,122
    Driving cross country after a 17 hour day stopped in New Orleans at 2 in the morning. My fiance started that time of the month heavy AFTER we got to a hotel. So being the gentleman that I am I went searching for a 24 hour Wal Mart and had to ask a little old lady where the feminine napkins were..

    I found them but the choices were so many, I ended up getting the light kind which was not what she wanted once I got back. I'm sure glad this all happened late in the morning. The checkout lady was all cool about it though, she said "not many men would do this".

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    Gary CarterGary Carter Shea Stadium Posts: 13,940
    81 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    pming with online stalkers

    cool looking?
    or
    no not really?
    is she cute
    +1
    pjhawks wrote:
    carry a poop bag and cleaning up your dog's poop as you walk em'.
    haha yes agreed
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Adjusting your underwear. Either gender, unless you're an MBL player walking to the plate and giving your cup a swipe. That's cool
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    pickupyourwillpickupyourwill Posts: 3,135
    Boo Boo wrote:
    tripping over your own feet and then trying to make like you have decided go for a little jog :lol:

    :lol::lol:
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    pickupyourwillpickupyourwill Posts: 3,135
    Glorified Version of a Pelican wrote:
    ...drinking through a straw.

    but you can make it look sexy...oh behave! :D
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    Being the first of your friends to arrive at a bar, nursing a beer and pretending to text them
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    mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,757
    Fronting a rock band and singing in front of thousands....with running shoes on.

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    number1PJfannumber1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    mookeywrench wrote:
    Fronting a rock band and singing in front of thousands....with running shoes on.

    IMG_0200.jpg


    credit to the peg thread


    Oh I disagree with this one!

    You can never look cool picking your nose.
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