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Things You Can't Look Cool Doing

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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    DS1119 wrote:
    Looking over the posts in this thread from today.

    Using a snuggie (I have a slanket)...check
    Ordering a light beer at a microbrewery...check
    Using Ketchup...check

    :?

    Running in #mandals...no fucking way.

    I still win. :lol:

    Eating a pickle spear.
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    Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,346
    Opening a jar or coughing while naked :lol:
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    DS1119 wrote:
    Looking over the posts in this thread from today.

    Using a snuggie (I have a slanket)...check
    Ordering a light beer at a microbrewery...check
    Using Ketchup...check

    :?

    Running in #mandals...no fucking way.

    I still win. :lol:

    Eating a pickle spear.


    Guess I missed that one. Check.
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    eating dissman's huge ass burrito dinner delivered by 81. it is a fucking mess. someone's shirt and underwear may get filthy. that don't look cool doing
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    eating dissman's huge ass burrito dinner delivered by 81. it is a fucking mess. someone's shirt and underwear may get filthy. that don't look cool doing

    Think outside the bun.
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    eating dissman's huge ass burrito dinner delivered by 81. it is a fucking mess. someone's shirt and underwear may get filthy. that don't look cool doing

    Think outside the buns.
    fixed!
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Set it up. The same way Dunk gets alerted every time someone posts "I love Mick Hucknall".


    Damn... just got my alert and its this! Every time I think it's because he might be dead...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Leg wrestling with Serena Williams
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    :knoogering
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dunkman wrote:
    Set it up. The same way Dunk gets alerted every time someone posts "I love Mick Hucknall".


    Damn... just got my alert and its this! Every time I think it's because he might be dead...
    http://youtu.be/yG07WSu7Q9w
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    Set it up. The same way Dunk gets alerted every time someone posts "I love Mick Hucknall".


    Damn... just got my alert and its this! Every time I think it's because he might be dead...
    http://youtu.be/yG07WSu7Q9w

    You've made a grievous error...
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited August 2012
    chadwick wrote:

    You've made a grievous error...
    not really. just look uncool is all
    http://youtu.be/zTcu7MCtuTs
    kinda like this here.


    why does dunk need to listen to simply red on repeat? i mean, once or three times is enough yet dunkman has it on repeat for days or weeks at a time. why? he can't look cool slow dancing with mrs. dunkman to mick hucknall now can he?
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick wrote:

    You've made a grievous error...
    not really. just look uncool is all
    http://youtu.be/zTcu7MCtuTs
    kinda like this here.

    :fp:

    stepping on a Lego while barefoot.
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    barefoot stepping on dismann's woman's wet underwear...very cool.
    barefoot stepping on dismann's beer bottle tops upside down... uncool...very ridged and uncomfortable & totally uncool
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    If you're a bird:

    Landing on a branch that's in no way strong enough to hold you.

    (Suppose that works for people too, but I'd think it's more rare. :P )
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    carrying 4 lawn chairs.
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    eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    carrying 4 lawn chairs.

    Carrying any amount of chairs.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
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    LiLiNY81LiLiNY81 Posts: 775
    Trying, and failing more than one time, to parallel park :lol: I saw someone take about 10 minutes to park once. It was only after I could be sure I wasn't going to laugh in front of them, that I went out to help guide them.
    "Now YOU listen. When we are on this ship, you are to refer to me as 'Idiot' not 'You Captain'!"
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    playing the penny slots
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    breastfeeding in public :lol:
    I have wished for so long...
    How I wish for you today
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Driving a Prius.
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    Driving a Prius.

    :nono:

    I always look cool in my PRIUS!! (especially when listening to Pearl Jam on full blast)
    I have wished for so long...
    How I wish for you today
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Susanne76 wrote:
    Driving a Prius.

    :nono:

    I always look cool in my PRIUS!! (especially when listening to Pearl Jam on full blast)

    Just don't breastfeed in that Prius...
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    SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    Pooping in the woods... thankfully there really aren't folks around to see. I hope.
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    Susanne76 wrote:
    Driving a Prius.

    :nono:

    I always look cool in my PRIUS!! (especially when listening to Pearl Jam on full blast)

    Just don't breastfeed in that Prius...

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    I keep that in mind..
    I have wished for so long...
    How I wish for you today
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    Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,380
    #mandals

    I'm sure it's been said...but you can't say it enough.

    ;)
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    #mandals

    I'm sure it's been said...but you can't say it enough.

    ;)

    false.
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    Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,380
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    #mandals

    I'm sure it's been said...but you can't say it enough.

    ;)

    #fact

    Fixed.
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    #diddling

    I'm sure it's been said...but you can't say it enough.

    ;)

    #fact

    Fixed.

    Fixed
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