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Things You Can't Look Cool Doing

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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    This one's for Eyed -- you can NEVER look cool wearing these: :mrgreen:

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    I see people with these AND socks on and almost pee my pants at such uncoolness! :?

    +1......only kids under 8yo can wear them without judgement. :lol:


    You have so been sprung..... Your boy has a pair doesn't he..... hahaha. Got ya

    Judgement then gets transferred to the parents.
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    FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    pjfan31 wrote:
    You have so been sprung..... Your boy has a pair doesn't he..... hahaha. Got ya

    Judgement then gets transferred to the parents.


    He's 5yo...trust me anything a kid can put on in a hurry just makes life so much easier. Can't wear pluggers everywhere!

    And they are Pirates of the Caribbean ones too! :lol:

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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    I knew it when you put the old 'oh, it's ok for kids under 8'
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    FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    pjfan31 wrote:
    I knew it when you put the old 'oh, it's ok for kids under 8'


    My disclaimer! :lol: But I myself would not be caught dead wearing them!
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    A man drinking mojitos


    you bitch! :lol:;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    dunkman wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    A man drinking mojitos


    you bitch! :lol:;)

    LMAO! You love it! :D
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    FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    The Croc Men (with or without Bindi).......there's a song they do, don't ask me what it is, but eveytime they got to this one line and the action that went with it.......well I nearly peed myself! :shock: :lol:

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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    you can't look cool making a serious point to The Jeagler's fence dispute thread.





    ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    A man drinking mojitos


    you bitch! :lol:;)

    LMAO! You love it! :D


    i'd normally offer you a punch in the fudd™ at this point but with you it loses the desired effect! ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    not cool

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    pretty cool

    110210-sexy-lederhosen-sexy-lederhosen?$fullsize$
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    ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    dunkman wrote:


    i'd normally offer you a punch in the fudd™ at this point but with you it loses the desired effect! ;)

    DAMN! That was the entire point of making the smartarse comment....grrrr!! :x :x
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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    nuffingman wrote:
    not cool

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    pretty cool

    110210-sexy-lederhosen-sexy-lederhosen?$fullsize$


    Those are fake..... Beers :(
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Conducting a prostate exam.
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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    Conducting a prostate exam.


    Depends if you're into that kind of thing.....
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Conducting a prostate exam.


    Depends if you're into that kind of thing.....

    I should have clarified that you also can't look cool being the recipient.
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    neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    posting on a message board :lol:

    yea that goes for all of you
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
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    UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
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    - After you have finished your drink - trying to get just one ice cube out of the glass to chew on. Instead you end up getting smacked in the face with 40 ice cubes at once.

    - Getting ready to go somewhere with kids.....having to grab sippy cups, diaper bags, a change of clothes etc....

    - Trying to steer a shopping cart / any type of dolley that has a rogue wheel.......you look like an idiot no matter what.

    - Getting knocked out

    - Fainting
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    nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Those are fake..... Beers :(
    You must learn to look on the bright side. 8-)
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    wearing cheese on your head
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    The Electric Slide.
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    Sonja_SSonja_S Vienna Posts: 444
    ...wearing a gold-coloured bridesmaid dress. I tried.smiley125.gif
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    pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    you can't look cool in the Dentist's chair getting dental work done :( _1383004_dental_work_close300.jpg
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    UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    pandora wrote:
    you can't look cool in the Dentist's chair getting dental work done :(

    Agreed, impossible to look cool when you are trying not to gag on a gallon of backed up saliva
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    eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Ziggy, you bitch! I thought the Crocs were our secret. I only wear the “combat” model in ninja black. People would have to see my Crocs to understand; they’re all covered with razor wire and the ears of my enemies. Also, the only time I wear them is as a river fording shoe and for lounging about the camp after a hard day’s hike. They weigh nothing and dry in a heartbeat. So, anybody seeing me in Crocs would also understand that they are a long way from any kind of help and bodies do get lost out in the mountains.
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    nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    UpSideDown wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    you can't look cool in the Dentist's chair getting dental work done :(

    Agreed, impossible to look cool when you are trying not to gag on a gallon of backed up saliva
    And that's when the dentist always asks if you're OK. :roll:
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    ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Ziggy, you bitch! I thought the Crocs were our secret. I only wear the “combat” model in ninja black. People would have to see my Crocs to understand; they’re all covered with razor wire and the ears of my enemies. Also, the only time I wear them is as a river fording shoe and for lounging about the camp after a hard day’s hike. They weigh nothing and dry in a heartbeat. So, anybody seeing me in Crocs would also understand that they are a long way from any kind of help and bodies do get lost out in the mountains.
    You’re dead, girl!

    hahahah Dunkman has called me a bitch tonight too!!! :lol::lol: Ahhhh....I love being cheeky to my boys!! :mrgreen:

    Bring it on, croc-man! :twisted: 8-)
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    eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Ziggy, you bitch! I thought the Crocs were our secret. I only wear the “combat” model in ninja black. People would have to see my Crocs to understand; they’re all covered with razor wire and the ears of my enemies. Also, the only time I wear them is as a river fording shoe and for lounging about the camp after a hard day’s hike. They weigh nothing and dry in a heartbeat. So, anybody seeing me in Crocs would also understand that they are a long way from any kind of help and bodies do get lost out in the mountains.
    You’re dead, girl!

    hahahah Dunkman has called me a bitch tonight too!!! :lol::lol: Ahhhh....I love being cheeky to my boys!! :mrgreen:

    Bring it on, croc-man! :twisted: 8-)

    Wearing only a loin cloth and my crocs, I will track you to the ends of the earth.



    Actually, I lost one of my crocs in the Tetons this year in a raging stream. I haven't been the same sense... I have lost my place in this universe. I've tried other shoes, but it just hasn't been the same. :cry:
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    ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Wearing only a loin cloth and my crocs, I will track you to the ends of the earth.



    Actually, I lost one of my crocs in the Tetons this year in a raging stream. I haven't been the same sense... I have lost my place in this universe. I've tried other shoes, but it just hasn't been the same. :cry:

    So you'll be wearing a loin cloth and one croc then?
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    eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Wearing only a loin cloth and my crocs, I will track you to the ends of the earth.



    Actually, I lost one of my crocs in the Tetons this year in a raging stream. I haven't been the same sense... I have lost my place in this universe. I've tried other shoes, but it just hasn't been the same. :cry:

    So you'll be wearing a loin cloth and one croc then?

    I won't stand out or anything, will I? I mean, that's pretty much how people dress at Walmart here in America.
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    eyedclaar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Wearing only a loin cloth and my crocs, I will track you to the ends of the earth.



    Actually, I lost one of my crocs in the Tetons this year in a raging stream. I haven't been the same sense... I have lost my place in this universe. I've tried other shoes, but it just hasn't been the same. :cry:

    So you'll be wearing a loin cloth and one croc then?

    I won't stand out or anything, will I? I mean, that's pretty much how people dress at Walmart here in America.


    of course you'll stand out... you're not obese.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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