Why do we always ask others "how are you"? Whether it be someone you know or a complete stranger. I know it's the polite thing to do but I could be having a horrible day and someone will ask me this and I'll just say "I'm good"...So what's the point? I'm lying to them anyways.
If you have nothing to lose, you have nothing to worry about.
ignorant dog owners who say the immortal phrase "oh he won't touch you, he's just playing" as their giant slabbering dog jumps up on to my kids and me with its muddy paws. Then the dog owner gets annoyed as I kick it as hard as possible right in the stones/fudd... and when i say "i'm only playing" they get even more annoyed.
You're better off kicking the owner in the stones than the canine. The dog is being the dog that the owner gives it license to be. Change the owner's perception of how everyone else perceives their canine, and you'll change the canine.
Be sure to continue to say "I'm only playing," though. That is spot on...
"A lot more people are capable of being big out there that just don't give themselves a chance." -Stone Gossard
some of my friends live in some pretty unclean houses.
when i am there visiting i itch like a bitch and need a shower when i get back home.
i then wash my clothes i was wearing when visiting.
to many animals.
fucking cat and dog hair everywhere.
the wonderful scent of cat, dog, and rabbit shit and piss fills the air.
people that can be cruel to animals - outside of the realm of self defense from an animal actually attacking or threatening to harm you.
people who pull out of a driveway or road quickly, cutting you off, just to drive slower than or at the speed limit. Dude..I just had to slam my breaks on for this!!! I shoulda just hit your ass!
How I can be totally violent toward people, but give nothing but love to animals.
People who have B.O. Really? You dont smell that? REALLY??? Its acceptable to go for days with out showering and you dont emit a foul and unpleasant odor...Really????
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
Why is it that when you tell someone really bad news they often come back with "your kidding me!"
For instance “My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?...Noooo...as funny as that is, I'm not”
freaking people!!
(stolen from Ellen Degeneres stand up on HBO)
"...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
if it really is survival of the fittest...why does the human race keep getting dumber?
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
stupid english language...dont even get me started on that!!!
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
stupid english language...dont even get me started on that!!!
I love the English language!
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
I'll never understand why when it hasn't rained for a month or more that nimrods want to get out and burn brush and what not!!! Fuckin' idiots are trying to burn up the world around here!! It's bone dry you numskulls!!
All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
I remembered hearing this story from a couple of years ago. You don't have to believe anything on MSNBC, but I remember reading excerpts of the study and the MSNBC article does a fair job of summarizing without embellishing
Bottom line: It's believed to be an evolutionary development of animals who live in social groups. Contagious yawns are hypothesized to be a way to keep multiple animals in a social group alert enough to watch out for predators. They work by providing an air exchange and cooling their brains down, thus keeping them more alert.
"A lot more people are capable of being big out there that just don't give themselves a chance." -Stone Gossard
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And hospital food for that matter
that's a thought I did not need in my head right now...bugger
not saying he's a bad singer, but I just don't get his popularity at all..
What about those awful hospital "gowns" thats opened all in the back !!! What the heck...
Why do people call me and ask me how much time off they have when all the balances are CLEARLY
printed on their checks EVERY PAY PERIOD?
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
and why is it that they ACTUALLY call me when there check is (and I kid you not) .05 cents off from the week before?? FIVE cents really?, REALLY???
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
You're better off kicking the owner in the stones than the canine. The dog is being the dog that the owner gives it license to be. Change the owner's perception of how everyone else perceives their canine, and you'll change the canine.
Be sure to continue to say "I'm only playing," though. That is spot on...
unreal
some of my friends live in some pretty unclean houses.
when i am there visiting i itch like a bitch and need a shower when i get back home.
i then wash my clothes i was wearing when visiting.
to many animals.
fucking cat and dog hair everywhere.
the wonderful scent of cat, dog, and rabbit shit and piss fills the air.
FUCKING BULLSHIT AND I AM SO GOING TO RUN AWAY
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
people who pull out of a driveway or road quickly, cutting you off, just to drive slower than or at the speed limit. Dude..I just had to slam my breaks on for this!!! I shoulda just hit your ass!
How I can be totally violent toward people, but give nothing but love to animals.
People who have B.O. Really? You dont smell that? REALLY??? Its acceptable to go for days with out showering and you dont emit a foul and unpleasant odor...Really????
your mouth smells like shit
oh wait,,, you dont believe in tooth paste i forgot
goofy mfer
baking soda works
oh wait
you dont believe in hygiene
when have you showered last you smelly ass bastard?
this is a friend or 3 of mine.
unfuckingreal
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
For instance “My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?...Noooo...as funny as that is, I'm not”
freaking people!!
(stolen from Ellen Degeneres stand up on HBO)
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
Brougham = Broom
Brough = Bruff
oh yah...good one
like Draught for "draft" beer
stupid english language...dont even get me started on that!!!
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
I love the English language!
this is why i love the innernut...i think the same thing! :oops:
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
Gloucester - Gloster
Llanfyllin - Clanvufflin
why there isn't a games and sports section on this board.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28240615/
I remembered hearing this story from a couple of years ago. You don't have to believe anything on MSNBC, but I remember reading excerpts of the study and the MSNBC article does a fair job of summarizing without embellishing
Bottom line: It's believed to be an evolutionary development of animals who live in social groups. Contagious yawns are hypothesized to be a way to keep multiple animals in a social group alert enough to watch out for predators. They work by providing an air exchange and cooling their brains down, thus keeping them more alert.