Things you'll never understand

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    eyedclaar wrote:
    4and20 wrote:
    10. why women pay so much to get their hair did

    I get hit on way more now that I'm blonde than I did when I had dark hair....I don't understand THAT!

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  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    10. why women pay so much to get their hair did

    I've never done that. 8-)
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    why roadhouse wasn't nominated for an academy award
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    why some people are scared of snakes.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
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    no more forever."

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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    chadwick wrote:
    why some people are scared of snakes.


    i think because they look like a penis with a mouth and fangs
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    why some people are scared of snakes.


    i think because they look like a penis with a mouth and fangs
    so you're sayin that um
    when i have a 10 or 12 foot python around my neck and shoulders that i am actually cuddling with a very large penis, yes/no?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    why some people are scared of snakes.


    i think because they look like a penis with a mouth and fangs
    so you're sayin that um
    when i have a 10 or 12 foot python around my neck and shoulders that i am actually cuddling with a very large penis, yes/no?



    :lol::lol::lol: yes, but hey man that's your business
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157


    :lol::lol::lol: yes, but hey man that's your business
    holy shit, dude
    that is hardcore of you

    then by your standards i have caught, touched, held, and kissed many a throbbing johnsons.
    that for me doesn't work out very well as i don't roll that way.
    snakes = cocks.

    dammit...........................
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    if a snake is a reptile and a cock
    is a lizard a reptile pussy?

    things i don't understand
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    chadwick wrote:


    :lol::lol::lol: yes, but hey man that's your business
    holy shit, dude
    that is hardcore of you

    then by your standards i have caught, touched, held, and kissed many a throbbing johnsons.
    that for me doesn't work out very well as i don't roll that way.
    snakes = cocks.

    dammit...........................


    You got nothing on UnLost Dogs!!!
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    chadwick wrote:


    :lol::lol::lol: yes, but hey man that's your business
    holy shit, dude
    that is hardcore of you

    then by your standards i have caught, touched, held, and kissed many a throbbing johnsons.
    that for me doesn't work out very well as i don't roll that way.
    snakes = cocks.

    dammit...........................

    ummmm...........TMI dude...TMI I don't want to think of that the next time I see a snake!
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
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  • How people can drive miles with their turn signal blinking ???

    I know they don't have much sound to them anymore but come on !!

    They should sound like they used to in my Dad's old Chevy...you had to turn the radio up to drown out the loud turn signal !

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  • people who use their windshield wipers while in front of you on the highway for no reason :x :x

    I do that when I'm being tailgated.

    Question: On a tie at a 4-way stop, who has the right of way between you and a car north of you making a left-hand turn (your right)? I assume it would be you since you're going straight, but not everyone seems to agree on this.

    Something I don't understand: people who try to speed in heavy traffic, they accelerate like hell between cars just to slam on their brakes right away. Then, they switch lanes without signaling and repeat the process again and again. Meanwhile, you stay in one lane and get just as far as they do in the same amount of time.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Question: On a tie at a 4-way stop, who has the right of way between you and a car north of you making a left-hand turn (your right)? I assume it would be you since you're going straight, but not everyone seems to agree on this.

    the car going straight has the right-of-way...the person turning left must yield
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    norm wrote:
    Question: On a tie at a 4-way stop, who has the right of way between you and a car north of you making a left-hand turn (your right)? I assume it would be you since you're going straight, but not everyone seems to agree on this.

    the car going straight has the right-of-way...the person turning left must yield
    normy passes his commercial truck driving test.
    here is your brand new 80,000 pound combination vehicle.
    congratulations and good luck.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    chadwick wrote:


    :lol::lol::lol: yes, but hey man that's your business
    holy shit, dude
    that is hardcore of you

    then by your standards i have caught, touched, held, and kissed many a throbbing johnsons.
    that for me doesn't work out very well as i don't roll that way.
    snakes = cocks.

    dammit...........................

    You got nothing on UnLost Dogs!!!

    Hey! I saw what you did there!

    Consider yourself slapped upside the head, BJ.
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Why "waffles" keep coming up in the threads: The whole Pearl Jam/Waffle connection.

    And, also, why I now am craving waffles the way they were intended to be enjoyed, with butter and maple syrup.

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwaffle runoff.
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    chadwick wrote:
    why some people are scared of snakes.


    i think because they look like a penis with a mouth and fangs

    im pretty sure real snakes have 2 eyes as opposed to the 1 eye of the trouser snake. ;)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    The letter W -- double u -- why couldn't it have just been a "w" sound?
    double u double u double u.com

    this letter & sound gets on my nerves too.

    Oh good....you understand! It's so fucking annoying....so many unnecessary syllables!

    do i have to explain this all to you two?? :roll: ;)8-)
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    1. why do birds stand in the middle of the road? I drive along country roads and they always have to fly away cos I'm coming... 48 million acres of fields to stand in but they stand in the fucking road? not even next to roadkill or anything... stupid animals.

    2. people who treat their dogs like kids... also ignorant dog owners who say the immortal phrase "oh he won't touch you, he's just playing" as their giant slabbering dog jumps up on to my kids and me with its muddy paws. Then the dog owner gets annoyed as I kick it as hard as possible right in the stones/fudd... and when i say "i'm only playing" they get even more annoyed.

    3. pigeons and wasps

    4. vegetarian food products that are made into the shape of an animal product... its the food equivalent of a gay man attending a Guns n Roses concert.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328

    do i have to explain this all to you two?? :roll: ;)8-)

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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,021
    I'll never understand the things I'll never understand.


    Does that cover it? :mrgreen:
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  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    mickeyrat wrote:
    I'll never understand the things I'll never understand.


    Does that cover it? :mrgreen:


    Yep, that works for me too....
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  • FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    why anyone would want to drink bonox :?
  • JoJo Posts: 2,098
    I'll never understand why, once toilet paper was put on a roll, it has hardly changed........
    surely there is a multimillion dollar idea that changes all that but I have not discovered yet? :mrgreen:
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,613
    and what's the deal with airline food
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