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Things you'll never understand

dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
edited November 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
1. Why old women stand in a queue at the checkout and only once all their items have been scanned do they rummage around for a purse and then hunt out the money?


yours?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    Why, when at a stop light behind the first car at the light, and when the light turns green they sit there for another 30 seconds??
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    why its called a queue and not a line ?
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Boo Boo wrote:
    Why, when at a stop light behind the first car at the light, and when the light turns green they sit there for another 30 seconds??
    sounds like me
    and fuck off
    im stoned
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    i can only think of stuff that has to do with driving right now:

    People that fly by you on the highway, only to slam on their brakes when they get 5 feet away from the car in front of them.

    People that circle the parking lot looking for a close spot. If you circle twice, you're a lazy asshole.

    When you are at an intersection - you are turning left, and the person directly across from you is going straight - and they try to wave you on. Stop making up your own traffic rules, its not necessary.
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    chadwick wrote:
    Boo Boo wrote:
    Why, when at a stop light behind the first car at the light, and when the light turns green they sit there for another 30 seconds??
    sounds like me
    and fuck off
    im stoned

    Just pay attention that's all I'm askin' and F off yourself!! Sheesh! :lolno:
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • HarvtronHarvtron Posts: 148
    Ok I might get some flack for this but here it goes,
    Why is the greatest band ever, called "Pearl Jam"?
    :D
    Camden NJ night 1 6/19/2008 (one of the best days of my life!)

    Music is the engine to my Imagination and Pearl Jam is the fuel for that engine.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i'll never understand people who have to pay for something using exact change.
    or
    the ones who give a weird amount to get back paper money vs' coins.

    these people are bullshit
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    Why some people think an orange face with near-white lipstick looks nice.

    Why Matt Melvin still gets to do comics for Cyanide and Happiness.

    And the one you posted, dunky.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    The letter W -- double u -- why couldn't it have just been a "w" sound?
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  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    chadwick wrote:
    i'll never understand people who have to pay for something using exact change.
    or
    the ones who give a weird amount to get back paper money vs' coins.

    these people are bullshit

    Exact change rules, man! 8-) You've never worked at a till, have you? :P Of course, if it takes two eternities to get the exact change out, then it's a whole another matter.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Boo Boo wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    Boo Boo wrote:
    Why, when at a stop light behind the first car at the light, and when the light turns green they sit there for another 30 seconds??
    sounds like me
    and fuck off
    im stoned

    Just pay attention that's all I'm askin' and F off yourself!! Sheesh! :lolno:
    no thank you
    im daydreaming
    red light
    green light
    yellow
    clowns, elephants, and cotton candy... smurf poop

    the light's green you bastard........ horns honkingggggggggggg

    my bad?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    chadwick wrote:
    smurf poop

    Is it blue?
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    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    The letter W -- double u -- why couldn't it have just been a "w" sound?
    double u double u double u.com

    this letter & sound gets on my nerves too.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    eMMI wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i'll never understand people who have to pay for something using exact change.
    or
    the ones who give a weird amount to get back paper money vs' coins.

    these people are bullshit

    Exact change rules, man! 8-) You've never worked at a till, have you? :P Of course, if it takes two eternities to get the exact change out, then it's a whole another matter.
    i worked at a till when i was a gas station attendant.
    i'd pump gas, change oil, repair tires, and slap people who fuck around with perfect change when paying me.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    smurf poop

    Is it blue?
    smurf poop gets on my nerves too. i think it's green in color though
    i don't understand why there are 1403 male smurfs and only 1 smurf chic.
    that would piss me off if i were blue and short
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    why people don't have more patience with each other
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    chadwick wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    The letter W -- double u -- why couldn't it have just been a "w" sound?
    double u double u double u.com

    this letter & sound gets on my nerves too.

    Oh good....you understand! It's so fucking annoying....so many unnecessary syllables!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    pandora wrote:
    why people don't have more patience with each other
    simple answer pandora
    a large % of people are bullshit.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    why its called a queue and not a line ?

    because the word was invented before the white man landed on America.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    chadwick wrote:
    i worked at a till when i was a gas station attendant.
    i'd pump gas, change oil, repair tires, and slap people who fuck around with perfect change when paying me.

    I see. Well, I guess your exact change can be trickier than ours. The cents in the end can only be 5, 10, 15 etc. all the way up to 95. :think:

    Anyway, I usually much appreciate people with exact change. Especially during the weekends when we're screwed if we run out of coins.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    chadwick wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    smurf poop

    Is it blue?
    smurf poop gets on my nerves too. i think it's green in color though
    i don't understand why there are 1403 male smurfs and only 1 smurf chic.
    that would piss me off if i were blue and short

    Smurfette fucking loves it!! 8-)
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    dunkman wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    why its called a queue and not a line ?

    because the word was invented before the white man landed on America.
    why white people in america think they own everything and everyone and are better than others.

    1492 should have been lit on fire.
    @ least viking bathe
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Boo Boo wrote:
    Why, when at a stop light behind the first car at the light, and when the light turns green they sit there for another 30 seconds??


    this is a really good one... i always complain about this cos i think even if there are 10 cars sitting at the red and all ten move away at the exact moment the light turns green then there would be no tailbacks... but people are sitting there probably looking at their mobile and tweeting "stuck in a traffic jam yet again!"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    eMMI wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i worked at a till when i was a gas station attendant.
    i'd pump gas, change oil, repair tires, and slap people who fuck around with perfect change when paying me.

    I see. Well, I guess your exact change can be trickier than ours. The cents in the end can only be 5, 10, 15 etc. all the way up to 95. :think:

    Anyway, I usually much appreciate people with exact change. Especially during the weekends when we're screwed if we run out of coins.
    wow, that is cool.
    thank you miss emmi for the explanation.
    we all just learned something... i did anyways.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    edited September 2010
    This was said to me by a 25 year old female friend.... :? She's never going to understand:

    How come Australia isn't waaaay more advanced than other countries technology wise when we're actually ahead of them in time....so if you added up alllll those extra days that we have instead of other countries, we should be waaay more advanced than them.
    Post edited by ZiggyStar on
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    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    ...like why Chadwick is so angry...Pandora? any thoughts?
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • mattdinglemattdingle Posts: 180
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    The letter W -- double u -- why couldn't it have just been a "w" sound?
    God you have a lot on your mind!!!! :lol:
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    How come Australia isn't waaaay more advanced than other countries technology wise when we're actually ahead of them in time....so if you added up alllll those extra days that we have instead of other countries, we should be waaay more advanced than them.



    This was said to me by a 25 year old female friend.... :? She's never going to understand.
    Australia is doing great.
    it's nice to be all laid back and not into the rat race of shit and piss.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    chadwick wrote:
    wow, that is cool.
    thank you miss emmi for the explanation.
    we all just learned something... i did anyways.

    You're most welcome, chad-a-roo. :lol:



    Oh! Something else I will never understand:

    Cats. And women.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    chadwick wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    How come Australia isn't waaaay more advanced than other countries technology wise when we're actually ahead of them in time....so if you added up alllll those extra days that we have instead of other countries, we should be waaay more advanced than them.



    This was said to me by a 25 year old female friend.... :? She's never going to understand.
    Australia is doing great.
    it's nice to be all laid back and not into the rat race of shit and piss.

    You did see that I didn't actually say that, yeah?
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
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