Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Watched "The Apartment" this morning with my dad. This part had us in tears.

    (Jerry walks over to George)

    JERRY: You have no idea what an idiot is. Elaine just gave me a chance to get out and I didn't take it. (Points to himself) This is an idiot.

    GEORGE: Is that right? (Showing him up) I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect. For I am Costanza. Lord of the Idiots!

    :lol:
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    Watched "The Apartment" this morning with my dad. This part had us in tears.

    (Jerry walks over to George)

    JERRY: You have no idea what an idiot is. Elaine just gave me a chance to get out and I didn't take it. (Points to himself) This is an idiot.

    GEORGE: Is that right? (Showing him up) I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect. For I am Costanza. Lord of the Idiots!

    :lol:
    :lol::lol: Classic.
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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "It's not what you think. This isn't mine. I got it from the Institute!!" :lol::lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtcTbLGDE7I
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    afroannnie wrote:
    "It's not what you think. This isn't mine. I got it from the Institute!!" :lol::lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtcTbLGDE7I
    :lol: Larry cracks me up in that clip.
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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    John Jermaine!!!!!!


    Beefarino.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    KRAMER: Yeah, I'm gonna keep these here too, huh? They'll be alright. (begins to
    leave)

    JERRY: Kramer, these balloons aren't gonna stay filled till New Year's!

    KRAMER: (at the door) Well, those aren't for New Year's. Those are my everyday
    balloons.
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    dcfaithful wrote:
    KRAMER: Yeah, I'm gonna keep these here too, huh? They'll be alright. (begins to
    leave)

    JERRY: Kramer, these balloons aren't gonna stay filled till New Year's!

    KRAMER: (at the door) Well, those aren't for New Year's. Those are my everyday
    balloons.
    :lol: The show became zany after Larry left.
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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Classic.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV2lbveO ... re=related
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    afroannnie wrote:
    Classic.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV2lbveO ... re=related
    :lol: One of life's greatest lessons.
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  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    dcfaithful wrote:
    KRAMER: Yeah, I'm gonna keep these here too, huh? They'll be alright. (begins to
    leave)

    JERRY: Kramer, these balloons aren't gonna stay filled till New Year's!

    KRAMER: (at the door) Well, those aren't for New Year's. Those are my everyday
    balloons.

    I've always loved the "those are my everyday balloons" line.
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  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Newch91 wrote:
    Along the same lines of that. Didn't Jerry say "You're not a writer" and George said something like, "So? It's a sitcom."

    I think it was actually "what writer? it's a sitcom!". I just saw that one today on my lunch hour.
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Along the same lines of that. Didn't Jerry say "You're not a writer" and George said something like, "So? It's a sitcom."

    I think it was actually "what writer? it's a sitcom!". I just saw that one today on my lunch hour.
    That's right.

    I remember there was a scene (maybe in "The Virgin") in the comedy club where George was talking to two women about that and he says something like that and they leave the table.
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "Do you know how much Ted Danson makes?"
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    "First class doesn't make it anymore. Now you get on the phone with Kimbrough, tell him what happened and tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one - the Ted Danson plane."
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  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Newch91 wrote:
    "Do you know how much Ted Danson makes?"

    George: I'm sorry. I can't live knowing Ted Danson makes that much more than me. Who is he?

    Jerry: He's somebody.

    George: What about me?

    Jerry: You're nobody.

    George: Why him? Why not me?

    Jerry: He's good, you're not.

    George: I'm better than him.

    Jerry: You're worse, much much worse
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  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    There's no excuse good enough to justify walking away from a conversation with one of my relatives.
    You could be a fireman on a fire truck on the way to a fire. You bump into one of my relatives. 'I'm sorry Uncle Leo, there's a building full of people burning down. I really do have to be running.' He'll go: 'Go. Go ahead. Go to your fancy fire. If that's what you have to do.'
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    it is a god damned travesty that this show is not on at 11 or 11:30 in the philadelphia area anymore.


    :x


    i don't think i've ever gone this long without seeing a seinfeld episode. it's been....weeks! :o:lol:
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    The Juggler wrote:
    it is a god damned travesty that this show is not on at 11 or 11:30 in the philadelphia area anymore.


    :x


    i don't think i've ever gone this long without seeing a seinfeld episode. it's been....weeks! :o:lol:
    It's on TBS at 7 and 7:30.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    Newch91 wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    it is a god damned travesty that this show is not on at 11 or 11:30 in the philadelphia area anymore.


    :x


    i don't think i've ever gone this long without seeing a seinfeld episode. it's been....weeks! :o:lol:
    It's on TBS at 7 and 7:30.


    the juggler is too busy at that time.
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    The Juggler wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    it is a god damned travesty that this show is not on at 11 or 11:30 in the philadelphia area anymore.


    :x


    i don't think i've ever gone this long without seeing a seinfeld episode. it's been....weeks! :o:lol:
    It's on TBS at 7 and 7:30.


    the juggler is too busy at that time.
    I see. Can't record it?
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful

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