And if they know you're home and call you out... said, "Oh, I was up in the attic." Or, "Down in the basement" and neglect to acknowledge that your three dogs were barking with increasing frenzy when they knocked on the doors. And the windows. And went around the side yard calling your name.
Were is your question?
hahahahaaaa getting carried away telling the story is funnier than forgetting the question...especially since i know EXACTLY how that same thing goes on around here...not often....but it has, dogs and all..and standing in the middle of the street yelling up to the 2nd floor for you LOL...too funny
do you like the band HONOR? listen to them and see
peace,
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
Ever go into a grocery store and happened upon a cart full of screaming kids and walked out because you couldn't handle it? (abandoning your own groceries)
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Guilty in the past, but not guilty now because I listen to my iPod and shop frantically to RVM. By the time I get to the soup aisle, my cart is taking the corners on two wheels.
Ever get the wobbly wheeled cart and leave it in the middle of the aisle, and repeat x3 until you get a functional cart?
Ever have that fleeting evil thought and it actually came true?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Ever walk out of a store with something in your hand completely forgetting to pay for it but nobody chased you down?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
no, I think that I am a person that they don't suspect to shop lift. One time I brought back a headband I forgot about and the girl said "You didn't have to bring it back" oh, well then if you insist....
Ever drop something and hear it 'crunch' and put it back on the shelf and pick up the one behind it?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Ever go to the weird meat display and get a package of something like pig's feet or something equally grotesque, and put it in your shopping companion's cart when they weren't looking? And then hide in the checkout line and giggle when they reach in and find the pig's feet? (Note: This works best if your shopping companion is your 77 year old mother who is a little freaked out by weird meat, but also has a tendency to giggle uncontrollably.)
can't help but laugh when an acquaintance passes gas, on accident, very loudly, in front of a group of people.
Guilty.
Have you ever spit on someone?
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Ever been asked "How's your father?" by someone who clearly didn't know he'd died some years ago, and found yourself wanting to say, "Oh, he's fine" so they won't feel bad?
scrubbed your car up against the guard rail on the road and just kept on trucking like it never even happened while talking on the cell phone and drinking a glass of milk.
Um, not guilty. That was, after all, a fairly specific scenario.
Ever talk with your dog, and then answer for them as the conversation continues? Such as: "How are you today, Sailor?" "I'm fine, Mom, how are you?" "I'm doing just fine, Sailor. Are you going to go and do your poops now?" "Why yes, I will Mom. See you in a minute" and then look up and catch a look of wry disbelief flicker across your spouse's face? And perhaps, just perhaps, a shadow of true alarm?
Guilty. I bought my friend's Labrador a fire hose chew toy.
Ever buy your friend's Labrador a fire hose chew toy for a holiday that's more three months off, but have not a single thing for your husband whose birthday is this coming Friday? :shock:
Not guilty. I am allergic to cats (want to sneeze as I type this) and, more importantly, I am secretly afraid of them. Those staring eyeballs and sharp claws. Sweet Pea's Coonhound Eyes Of Death Stare pales in comparison to your average feline.
Ever want to steal a neighbor's largely ignored dog and find him a good home?
Ever went to collect 'free stuff for kids' at events and told the person your 'kid' was home sick but the stuff was really for yourself?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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hahahahaaaa getting carried away telling the story is funnier than forgetting the question...especially since i know EXACTLY how that same thing goes on around here...not often....but it has, dogs and all..and standing in the middle of the street yelling up to the 2nd floor for you LOL...too funny
do you like the band HONOR? listen to them and see
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
Ever walk into a bar, sit down, not like the looks of the bartender, get up and walk out?
Ever go into a grocery store and happened upon a cart full of screaming kids and walked out because you couldn't handle it? (abandoning your own groceries)
- Christopher McCandless
Ever get the wobbly wheeled cart and leave it in the middle of the aisle, and repeat x3 until you get a functional cart?
Ever drop something of someones in the toilet and NOT tell them? :shock:
Did you ever change the tiled letters in front of stores to read something like "Go pound Sand" or anything?
Ever have that fleeting evil thought and it actually came true?
- Christopher McCandless
Ever really not liked a good friends significant other, but pretended to....for years?
Ever get into a bar fight?
- Christopher McCandless
ever buy a drink for a member of a band?
OH EDIT I mean Guilty
ever get backstage?
jo
http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
"How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
Ever steal something from a bar?
- Christopher McCandless
I'm a fan of roadies.
Ever return what you stole to a bar?
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Ever walk out of a store with something in your hand completely forgetting to pay for it but nobody chased you down?
- Christopher McCandless
Guilty. I did that with a hat the other day, but it was on my head. It looks really good, so I'm not that worried about it.
Ever been busted for shoplifting?
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Ever drop something and hear it 'crunch' and put it back on the shelf and pick up the one behind it?
- Christopher McCandless
Ever go to the weird meat display and get a package of something like pig's feet or something equally grotesque, and put it in your shopping companion's cart when they weren't looking? And then hide in the checkout line and giggle when they reach in and find the pig's feet? (Note: This works best if your shopping companion is your 77 year old mother who is a little freaked out by weird meat, but also has a tendency to giggle uncontrollably.)
can't help but laugh when an acquaintance passes gas, on accident, very loudly, in front of a group of people.
Guilty.
Have you ever spit on someone?
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Ever been asked "How's your father?" by someone who clearly didn't know he'd died some years ago, and found yourself wanting to say, "Oh, he's fine" so they won't feel bad?
scrubbed your car up against the guard rail on the road and just kept on trucking like it never even happened while talking on the cell phone and drinking a glass of milk.
Ever talk with your dog, and then answer for them as the conversation continues? Such as: "How are you today, Sailor?" "I'm fine, Mom, how are you?" "I'm doing just fine, Sailor. Are you going to go and do your poops now?" "Why yes, I will Mom. See you in a minute" and then look up and catch a look of wry disbelief flicker across your spouse's face? And perhaps, just perhaps, a shadow of true alarm?
You watch daytime soap operas
Cry when you see the Pedigree Adoption drive commercials. ("This is Echo. She doesn't understand why she was left at the shelter. She is a good dog.")
have already started shopping for Christmas
Ever buy your friend's Labrador a fire hose chew toy for a holiday that's more three months off, but have not a single thing for your husband whose birthday is this coming Friday? :shock:
picked up a stray cat a work today but not really sure it was totally stray
Ever want to steal a neighbor's largely ignored dog and find him a good home?
eaten a cookie from the bakery whilst shopping at the grocery without paying for it.
Ever went to collect 'free stuff for kids' at events and told the person your 'kid' was home sick but the stuff was really for yourself?
- Christopher McCandless