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  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    mickeyrat wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    unlostdogs wrote:
    It isn't pretty. :oops:
    it seems that only women do it.
    this must be beautiful, yes/no?
    but Chad
    when it happens you KNOW
    you've hit the laughter G-spot!

    Agreed.

    When the snort hits, its uncontrollable, and embarassing, but its the epitification of funny.
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Yes, this is a crappy way for me to return to posting....sorry. Not really. :lol:
    Anyone care to join this bitch fest?

    The a/c at my office is broken and I'm about to stab someone in the eye with a ballpoint pen.
    How're y'all? :mrgreen:


    My AC was at 58 degrees when I got to work. Now it's 63 degrees. ...that's probably not helping you, eh? :P
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  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    CJMST3K wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Yes, this is a crappy way for me to return to posting....sorry. Not really. :lol:
    Anyone care to join this bitch fest?

    The a/c at my office is broken and I'm about to stab someone in the eye with a ballpoint pen.
    How're y'all? :mrgreen:


    My AC was at 58 degrees when I got to work. Now it's 63 degrees. ...that's probably not helping you, eh? :P
    Awwww......you old rat bastard. I didn't miss you one bit. :twisted:
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    unlost dogs wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Hmmm. I suspect Chadwick is capable of finding beauty in that... ;)
    i am.

    question.....
    is there beauty in some chic passing gas?
    laughing so hard she snorts, funny, this kinda beautiful fun?

    :shock: Just to clarify, by snorting I'm talking about an expulsion from the upper airway. NOT the lower gastrointestinal tract. :shock:

    I mean... it wasn't that funny...

    what would be that funny to make you do that? :think:
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,819
    norm wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    :shock: Just to clarify, by snorting I'm talking about an expulsion from the upper airway. NOT the lower gastrointestinal tract. :shock:

    I mean... it wasn't that funny...

    what would be that funny to make you do that? :think:
    You asked for a challenge, didn't you? :mrgreen:
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    WHAT THE FUCK WITH THIS DAY ALREADY! Fuckin busy to, This is BullShit!

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  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    FUCK this day is right...and every other day that includes working for that matter

    what is it about other people, that make them decide they dont want to do their job....even tho they have the easiest job in the world..instead they want to leave it for the next person to pick up....who is ALWAYS me....the next person...pickin up all the pieces that you shitholes left behind you cocksmoking fuckholes i swear to the DUDE
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    that im gonna go apeshit someday and lash out on these motherfuckers...

    oh, you have to leave work early cuz your kid's bullshit....oh, thats nice..i'll work harder, i'll work longer...just bend me over i'll finish your shit u left behind u bitch ass mofo

    aaaaaaaaaaerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggg

    CDP.....wheres that ballpoint pen at?!?!?
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    satans kitchen wrote:
    FUCK this day is right...and every other day that includes working for that matter

    what is it about other people, that make them decide they dont want to do their job....even tho they have the easiest job in the world..instead they want to leave it for the next person to pick up....who is ALWAYS me....the next person...pickin up all the pieces that you shitholes left behind you cocksmoking fuckholes i swear to the DUDE
    the_dude_abides.jpg

    that im gonna go apeshit someday and lash out on these motherfuckers...

    oh, you have to leave work early cuz your kid's bullshit....oh, thats nice..i'll work harder, i'll work longer...just bend me over i'll finish your shit u left behind u bitch ass mofo

    aaaaaaaaaaerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggg

    CDP.....wheres that ballpoint pen at?!?!?

    So, um, you're upset about something?
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    mickeyrat wrote:
    norm wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    :shock: Just to clarify, by snorting I'm talking about an expulsion from the upper airway. NOT the lower gastrointestinal tract. :shock:

    I mean... it wasn't that funny...

    what would be that funny to make you do that? :think:
    You asked for a challenge, didn't you? :mrgreen:

    *avoids eye contact*
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  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    unlost dogs wrote:
    satans kitchen wrote:
    FUCK this day is right...and every other day that includes working for that matter

    what is it about other people, that make them decide they dont want to do their job....even tho they have the easiest job in the world..instead they want to leave it for the next person to pick up....who is ALWAYS me....the next person...pickin up all the pieces that you shitholes left behind you cocksmoking fuckholes i swear to the DUDE
    the_dude_abides.jpg

    that im gonna go apeshit someday and lash out on these motherfuckers...

    oh, you have to leave work early cuz your kid's bullshit....oh, thats nice..i'll work harder, i'll work longer...just bend me over i'll finish your shit u left behind u bitch ass mofo

    aaaaaaaaaaerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggg

    CDP.....wheres that ballpoint pen at?!?!?

    So, um, you're upset about something?

    i said that out loud huh :oops: :lol: fuckers
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  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    I wonder if I started a thread Everything is Amazing if it would get like 2 replies :lol:
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    pandora wrote:
    I wonder if I started a thread Everything is Amazing if it would get like 2 replies :lol:

    The way this morning just started, you're probably right.
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  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    pandora wrote:
    I wonder if I started a thread Everything is Amazing if it would get like 2 replies :lol:

    maybe if you started it on a Friday afternoon...By then we'll all be completly fed up with our co-workers and bosses and maybe, just maybe partake in some workplace violence....shank a few co workers....then Everthing would be Amazing....and I would find my way to your thread :angel: :twisted:
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  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,036
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOtEQB-9tvk
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    pandora wrote:
    I wonder if I started a thread Everything is Amazing if it would get like 2 replies :lol:

    That is my motto, so I would reply.
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    satans kitchen wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    I wonder if I started a thread Everything is Amazing if it would get like 2 replies :lol:

    maybe if you started it on a Friday afternoon...By then we'll all be completly fed up with our co-workers and bosses and maybe, just maybe partake in some workplace violence....shank a few co workers....then Everthing would be Amazing....and I would find my way to your thread :angel: :twisted:
    :shock:
    Maybe a Saturday would be better ;):lol:
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOtEQB-9tvk
    perfect! that was hilarious, love that guy! thank you for posting!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    pandora wrote:
    I wonder if I started a thread Everything is Amazing if it would get like 2 replies :lol:

    depends how you quantify "everything" ... cos leprosy isnt amazing... neither is Mick Hucknall... but if Mick Hucknall actually got leprosy, then yes, it'd be amazing.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    unlost dogs wrote:
    *avoids eye contact*

    Ha-Ha! Your doggy head IS turned afterall.

    Is that your beagle?
  • Lauri
    Lauri Posts: 748
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Yes, this is a crappy way for me to return to posting....sorry. Not really. :lol:
    Anyone care to join this bitch fest?

    The a/c at my office is broken and I'm about to stab someone in the eye with a ballpoint pen.
    How're y'all? :mrgreen:

    dude, I have functioning AC in my office and I've been feeling this way for months.

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