***MEN***

Ms. Wes C.addle

I stand behind my previously mentioned thought-
men should all be placed underground and used for breeding purposes only..... or the practice of.
Besides that, there is nothing that they are needed for, right?

I think it has gotten close.
Underground= in a bar or in front of the tv.

comebackgirl

decides2dream wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

...otherwise, why would any of us bother?

Sex

sex is sex...and it's wonderful.
however, sex doesn't require a relationship, merely consent.
that's my only point.

I thought we were talking about why we put up with each other :P
Relationships...yeah...I just ask that they do what they say they're gonna do...and if you don't wanna do it...then don't say it

loadedgun

ms. wes c.addle wrote:

I stand behind my previously mentioned thought-
men should all be placed underground and used for breeding purposes only..... or the practice of.
Besides that, there is nothing that they are needed for, right?

I think it has gotten close.
Underground= in a bar or in front of the tv.

Sign me up that sounds like fun!

comebackgirl

Jo wrote:

It took me a while to write the following :roll:
But I wanted to rebuke on the matter of Men having a wee in public.....
My Children wee in the garden, but thier 4, 6 and 8.......and we have abundant gardens for them........
I encourage them to take advantage of weeing in an appropriate spot with decorum.
In Aussie law your allowed to urinate in public as long as it is descete and drained away.
As long as you piss on the LEFT hand REAR wheel of YOUR vehicle, your allowed.
Yep, in OZ we have laws that protect a Mans right to have a piss .

Have you seen the promo of " She WEE ".?, Women are just agro because they don't squat enough.

I have second thoughts about a man that goes from outside to inside to have a piss :?
......
Don't mind me, carry on......

Here you can only get away with it if you have Uromysitisis

DeLukin

comebackgirl wrote:

DeLukin wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

NO!!!!! Lid and seat go down. It has a lid for a reason, dammit! :twisted:

Wow. Ok, would I at least get to pick out the jar my testicles would be kept in?

Yes...as long as it matches the rest of the bathroom decor

Touché.

Indifference71

comebackgirl wrote:

If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:



It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*

A real man does not have a "tramp stamp".

Stone Is God

ms. wes c.addle wrote:

I stand behind my previously mentioned thought-
men should all be placed underground and used for breeding purposes only..... or the practice of.
Besides that, there is nothing that they are needed for, right?.

Wait, what happens when you can't twist open the cap on the soda bottle?

comebackgirl

DeLukin wrote:

Touché.

catefrances

Stone Is God wrote:

ms. wes c.addle wrote:

I stand behind my previously mentioned thought-
men should all be placed underground and used for breeding purposes only..... or the practice of.
Besides that, there is nothing that they are needed for, right?.

Wait, what happens when you can't twist open the cap on the soda bottle?

well i can do that but i require a man to mow the lawn.... cause thats mans work.

blackredyellow

comebackgirl wrote:

I thought we were talking about why we put up with each other :P
Relationships...yeah...I just ask that they do what they say they're gonna do...and if you don't wanna do it...then don't say it

Well in fairness, a lot of times we just say that we'll do it to make you quit nagging us about it

There are three stages of something getting done:
1) you asking us to do it
2) you repeatedly asking/nagging us, so we finally say "ok"
3) us finally doing it

the space between 2 & 3 depends a lot on how much/little we want to do it, or how important (in our minds) that it really is.

Jo

Men need a round of applauds to put up with women, and still function.

catefrances

blackredyellow wrote:

Well in fairness, a lot of times we just say that we'll do it to make you quit nagging us about it

There are three stages of something getting done:
1) you asking us to do it
2) you repeatedly asking/nagging us, so we finally say "ok"
3) us finally doing it

the space between 2 & 3 depends a lot on how much/little we want to do it, or how important (in our minds) that it really is.

well shit.. if you all just did what we asked WHEN we ask it thered be no nagging.

decides2dream

comebackgirl wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

Sex

sex is sex...and it's wonderful.
however, sex doesn't require a relationship, merely consent.
that's my only point.

I thought we were talking about why we put up with each other :P
Relationships...yeah...I just ask that they do what they say they're gonna do...and if you don't wanna do it...then don't say it

well i wasn't. but even if i was, sex isn't the only reason i put up with my man.
and......he does do what he says he's going to do. always.
however, he doesn't always do what i want him to do.
so there's always that.

Dissidentman

Jo wrote:

Men need a round of applauds to put up with women, and still function.

Be weary of this one, she must want something....

Ms. Wes C.addle

Stone Is God wrote:

ms. wes c.addle wrote:

I stand behind my previously mentioned thought-
men should all be placed underground and used for breeding purposes only..... or the practice of.
Besides that, there is nothing that they are needed for, right?.

Wait, what happens when you can't twist open the cap on the soda bottle?

Soda also comes in cans- crisis averted

Indifference71 wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:



It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*

A real man does not have a "tramp stamp".

Yes. That is a problem.


Actually, I love men. If it weren't for them, I would have to talk to a bunch of moody, dramatic bitches instead. Oh, wait.....

DeLukin

blackredyellow wrote:

There are three stages of something getting done:
1) you asking us to do it
2) you repeatedly asking/nagging us, so we finally say "ok"
3) us finally doing it

the space between 2 & 3 depends a lot on how much/little we want to do it, or how important (in our minds) that it really is.

Although, ladies, if you want to TRULY motivate your man you gotta speak their language. I remember a to-do list that my wife wrote me a few years ago that had as the very last item "ME" (meaning HER). I don't think I was ever so eager to vacuum the damn floor in my life...

Dissidentman

ms. wes c.addle wrote:

Actually, I love men. If it weren't for them, I would have to talk to a bunch of moody, dramatic bitches instead. Oh, wait.....

Touche

Jo

comebackgirl wrote:

Jo wrote:

It took me a while to write the following :roll:
But I wanted to rebuke on the matter of Men having a wee in public.....
My Children wee in the garden, but thier 4, 6 and 8.......and we have abundant gardens for them........
I encourage them to take advantage of weeing in an appropriate spot with decorum.
In Aussie law your allowed to urinate in public as long as it is descete and drained away.
As long as you piss on the LEFT hand REAR wheel of YOUR vehicle, your allowed.
Yep, in OZ we have laws that protect a Mans right to have a piss .

Have you seen the promo of " She WEE ".?, Women are just agro because they don't squat enough.

I have second thoughts about a man that goes from outside to inside to have a piss :?
......
Don't mind me, carry on......

Here you can only get away with it if you have Uromysitisis

Nope. I actually wittenessed a policeman Fine my friend for urinating in public. The policeman told him if he did it on his own wheel it was allowed by constitution, but because he did it on an un-marked police car, he got busted. So, you CAN urinate in public without having a specified illness. :ugeek:

chadwick

DeLukin wrote:

blackredyellow wrote:

There are three stages of something getting done:
1) you asking us to do it
2) you repeatedly asking/nagging us, so we finally say "ok"
3) us finally doing it

the space between 2 & 3 depends a lot on how much/little we want to do it, or how important (in our minds) that it really is.

Although, ladies, if you want to TRULY motivate your man you gotta speak their language. I remember a to-do list that my wife wrote me a few years ago that had as the very last item "ME" (meaning HER). I don't think I was ever so eager to vacuum the damn floor in my life...

what is a vacuum?

Ms. Wes C.addle

DeLukin wrote:

blackredyellow wrote:

There are three stages of something getting done:
1) you asking us to do it
2) you repeatedly asking/nagging us, so we finally say "ok"
3) us finally doing it

the space between 2 & 3 depends a lot on how much/little we want to do it, or how important (in our minds) that it really is.

Although, ladies, if you want to TRULY motivate your man you gotta speak their language. I remember a to-do list that my wife wrote me a few years ago that had as the very last item "ME" (meaning HER). I don't think I was ever so eager to vacuum the damn floor in my life...

See. This is a perfect example of how relationships stay strong.
Open. Honest. Do what we say. Get some ass. Zzzz