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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    DeLukin wrote:
    There are three stages of something getting done:
    1) you asking us to do it
    2) you repeatedly asking/nagging us, so we finally say "ok"
    3) us finally doing it

    the space between 2 & 3 depends a lot on how much/little we want to do it, or how important (in our minds) that it really is.

    :D
    Although, ladies, if you want to TRULY motivate your man you gotta speak their language. I remember a to-do list that my wife wrote me a few years ago that had as the very last item "ME" (meaning HER). I don't think I was ever so eager to vacuum the damn floor in my life...
    what is a vacuum?

    It is a volume of space that is essentially empty of matter - but I don't see why that matters here...
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    It is a volume of space that is essentially empty of matter - but I don't see why that matters here...
    huh, i'll be damned...
    i am envisioning a black hole of sorts.
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    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

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    Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,329
    Soda also comes in cans- crisis averted ;)

    Touche. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    It is a volume of space that is essentially empty of matter - but I don't see why that matters here...

    oh like the space between a mans ears. gotcha. ;)8-)
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    It is a volume of space that is essentially empty of matter - but I don't see why that matters here...

    oh like the space between a mans ears. gotcha. ;)8-)

    *rimshot*
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    It is a volume of space that is essentially empty of matter - but I don't see why that matters here...

    oh like the space between a mans ears. gotcha. ;)8-)

    *rimshot*

    a hail mary from the beyond the arc thanks. 8-)
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    david-beckham-1.jpg

    ugh... im sorry but this does not turn me on AT ALL. and thats beside the fact that he seems dumb as a post.

    He does kind of sport that "douchebag" kind of look... :?

    Women have problems with men, and I can assure you men have problems with women. After this thread runs it's course, let's start a women one. :)
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dcfaithful wrote:
    david-beckham-1.jpg

    ugh... im sorry but this does not turn me on AT ALL. and thats beside the fact that he seems dumb as a post.

    He does kind of sport that "douchebag" kind of look... :?

    Women have problems with men, and I can assure you men have problems with women. After this thread runs it's course, let's start a women one. :)

    he just looks too effeminate for my liking.
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    Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    I do feel the need to say this though-
    There are some truly great men out there..... most of them gay or married, but a few that actually have their shit somewhat figured out and aren't completely oozing with bullshit and soul-sucking capabilities.
    I like to think that I know 1 or 2 ;) ..... and it makes me smile.

    A gold star to those few left- you are a dying breed!
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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    I do feel the need to say this though-
    There are some truly great men out there..... most of them gay or married, but a few that actually have their shit somewhat figured out and aren't completely oozing with bullshit and soul-sucking capabilities.
    I like to think that I know 1 or 2 ;) ..... and it makes me smile.

    A gold star to those few left- you are a dying breed!

    praise indeed. ;)
    :lol:
    Stay with me...
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I do feel the need to say this though-
    There are some truly great men out there..... most of them gay or married, but a few that actually have their shit somewhat figured out and aren't completely oozing with bullshit and soul-sucking capabilities.
    I like to think that I know 1 or 2 ;) ..... and it makes me smile.

    A gold star to those few left- you are a dying breed!

    :clap:

    Recognition...at last.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I do feel the need to say this though-
    There are some truly great men out there..... most of them gay or married, but a few that actually have their shit somewhat figured out and aren't completely oozing with bullshit and soul-sucking capabilities.
    I like to think that I know 1 or 2 ;) ..... and it makes me smile.

    A gold star to those few left- you are a dying breed!

    :clap:

    Recognition...at last.

    for not COMPLETELY oozing with bullshit. Congrats!

    ;)
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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I do feel the need to say this though-
    There are some truly great men out there..... most of them gay or married, but a few that actually have their shit somewhat figured out and aren't completely oozing with bullshit and soul-sucking capabilities.
    I like to think that I know 1 or 2 ;) ..... and it makes me smile.

    A gold star to those few left- you are a dying breed!

    :clap:

    Recognition...at last.

    for not COMPLETELY oozing with bullshit. Congrats!

    ;)


    exactly.
    i especially liked the non-soul-sucking abilities.
    praise indeed!
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


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    Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    credit where credit is due...... this shit is important stuff! Dare I say, more important that other 'skills'? Ummmmm....... *thinks for a while*
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Because honey, if that stuff were half as interesting as baseball, they'd have cards for it and sell it with gum.
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Because honey, if that stuff were half as interesting as baseball, they'd have cards for it and sell it with gum.

    oh honey if baseball were THAT important or interesting it wouldnt need to be on a card with or without gum. 8-)
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    I thought we were talking about why we put up with each other :P
    Relationships...yeah...I just ask that they do what they say they're gonna do...and if you don't wanna do it...then don't say it ;):lol:

    Well in fairness, a lot of times we just say that we'll do it to make you quit nagging us about it :)

    There are three stages of something getting done:
    1) you asking us to do it
    2) you repeatedly asking/nagging us, so we finally say "ok"
    3) us finally doing it

    the space between 2 & 3 depends a lot on how much/little we want to do it, or how important (in our minds) that it really is.

    :D
    Or...you could just be like a woman and realize something needs to get done...and...just do it :) No nagging needed ;)
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885


    well i wasn't. but even if i was, sex isn't the only reason i put up with my man.
    and......he does do what he says he's going to do. always.
    however, he doesn't always do what i want him to do.
    so there's always that.
    :lol:
    I could live with that. It's all in the follow through.
    Sex and the fact that he's willing to change the litter box...that's what works for me :P
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003


    well i wasn't. but even if i was, sex isn't the only reason i put up with my man.
    and......he does do what he says he's going to do. always.
    however, he doesn't always do what i want him to do.
    so there's always that.
    :lol:
    I could live with that. It's all in the follow through.
    Sex and the fact that he's willing to change the litter box...that's what works for me :P

    well..` he is a cats fan. its the least he can do. ;)8-)
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885


    well i wasn't. but even if i was, sex isn't the only reason i put up with my man.
    and......he does do what he says he's going to do. always.
    however, he doesn't always do what i want him to do.
    so there's always that.
    :lol:
    I could live with that. It's all in the follow through.
    Sex and the fact that he's willing to change the litter box...that's what works for me :P

    well..` he is a cats fan. its the least he can do. ;)8-)
    :lol: Agreed. Oh and the accent...forgot to add that in. Excuses for not doing something do sound a touch nicer with the accent.
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    :lol: Agreed. Oh and the accent...forgot to add that in. Excuses for not doing something do sound a touch nicer with the accent.

    Damn, is that all it takes?? :lol:
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    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    dcfaithful wrote:
    :lol: Agreed. Oh and the accent...forgot to add that in. Excuses for not doing something do sound a touch nicer with the accent.

    Damn, is that all it takes?? :lol:
    I'm easy :oops: :lol:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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    Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    I have no problem with men at all... in fact if anything, I feel a bit sorry for them. They have to put up with our indecision, mood swings, matyring and moaning.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885

    he just looks too effeminate for my liking.

    Poor Becks :(
    Well he's welcome to look like this:

    johnny-depp-tourist.jpg

    Or this:

    pearljameddie.jpg
    He just has to do what he says he's gonna do! :twisted:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003

    he just looks too effeminate for my liking.

    Poor Becks :(
    Well he's welcome to look like this:

    johnny-depp-tourist.jpg.

    Or this:

    pearljameddie.jpg
    He just has to do what he says he's gonna do! :twisted:

    girl... you dont play fair. hmmmm depp.
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    loadedgunloadedgun Indiana Posts: 1,383
    I have no problem with men at all... in fact if anything, I feel a bit sorry for them. They have to put up with our indecision, mood swings, matyring and moaning.

    WINNER WINNER!! :P
    Midwest. Indy/Lafayette.
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    :lol: Agreed. Oh and the accent...forgot to add that in. Excuses for not doing something do sound a touch nicer with the accent.


    accent??? what accent???????????? ;):lol:
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885

    he just looks too effeminate for my liking.

    Poor Becks :(
    Well he's welcome to look like this:

    johnny-depp-tourist.jpg.

    Or this:

    pearljameddie.jpg
    He just has to do what he says he's gonna do! :twisted:

    girl... you dont play fair. hmmmm depp.
    Eddie and Johnny are at the top of my list :D Becks gets a spot as long as he promises not to talk :):lol:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    :lol: Agreed. Oh and the accent...forgot to add that in. Excuses for not doing something do sound a touch nicer with the accent.


    accent??? what accent???????????? ;):lol:
    :lol: How long will I have to live there to sound like that?
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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    pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Men are awesome they just need to feel so. You catch more flies with honey, never nag. Ask and reward not necessarily always in that order ;) There is a very old movie that ladies can take a lesson from its called "If A Man Answers" it has a most unique technique for a happy lasting relationship. It really just comes down to the golden rule in the end though for men and women alike and for all relationships.
    What would we do without them ladies? I wouldn't want to find out.
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