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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    eyedclaar wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:


    I am so glad women love our stupidity. Without that, I'd have no charm at all.

    i dont believe that for a second

    Well, I do have nice eyebrows. :oops:

    and a killer sense of humour. 8-)
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    chadwick wrote:
    well as long as you do it on someone else's lawn... :P
    i usually pee in the snow except when it's not winter time.
    that's when i pee on flowers, car tires, and my favorite fire hydrant.
    snow is better...then you can write your name! Or love poems...whatever inspires you at the time
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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    Jo wrote:


    and I like mine :D ....and some others......


    :mrgreen:
    amen.

    i dislike broad, generalized statements about any group. not ALL of any one group behave alike. and let's face it, even as exasperating as relationships may be at times, the good far outweighs the bad...otherwise, why would any of us bother?
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    snow is better...then you can write your name! Or love poems...whatever inspires you at the time
    i do that stuff.
    i write my name in cursive & i have even written women mushy love poems out in some cold wasteland.
    all in yellow of course.

    it's hell being me.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    ...otherwise, why would any of us bother?
    Sex :|:lol:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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    eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Jo wrote:


    and I like mine :D ....and some others......


    :mrgreen:
    amen.

    i dislike broad, generalized statements about any group. not ALL of any one group behave alike. and let's face it, even as exasperating as relationships may be at times, the good far outweighs the bad...otherwise, why would any of us bother?

    Free access to a drawer full of panties... I mean, uh... nevermind.
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Jo wrote:


    and I like mine :D ....and some others......


    :mrgreen:
    amen.

    i dislike broad, generalized statements about any group. not ALL of any one group behave alike. and let's face it, even as exasperating as relationships may be at times, the good far outweighs the bad...otherwise, why would any of us bother?

    Free access to a drawer full of panties... I mean, uh... nevermind.

    To wear, or sniff??
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    eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    To wear, or sniff??

    A little from column A, a little from column B...
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    JoJo Posts: 2,098
    It took me a while to write the following :roll:
    But I wanted to rebuke on the matter of Men having a wee in public.....
    My Children wee in the garden, but thier 4, 6 and 8.......and we have abundant gardens for them........
    I encourage them to take advantage of weeing in an appropriate spot with decorum.
    In Aussie law your allowed to urinate in public as long as it is descete and drained away.
    As long as you piss on the LEFT hand REAR wheel of YOUR vehicle, your allowed. :mrgreen:
    Yep, in OZ we have laws that protect a Mans right to have a piss . :mrgreen:

    Have you seen the promo of " She WEE ".?, Women are just agro because they don't squat enough.

    I have second thoughts about a man that goes from outside to inside to have a piss :?
    :D ......
    Don't mind me, carry on......
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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    ...otherwise, why would any of us bother?
    Sex :|:lol:



    sex is sex...and it's wonderful.
    however, sex doesn't require a relationship, merely consent.
    that's my only point.
    ;)
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


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    Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    I stand behind my previously mentioned thought-
    men should all be placed underground and used for breeding purposes only..... or the practice of.
    Besides that, there is nothing that they are needed for, right?

    I think it has gotten close.
    Underground= in a bar or in front of the tv.
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    ...otherwise, why would any of us bother?
    Sex :|:lol:



    sex is sex...and it's wonderful.
    however, sex doesn't require a relationship, merely consent.
    that's my only point.
    ;)
    I thought we were talking about why we put up with each other :P
    Relationships...yeah...I just ask that they do what they say they're gonna do...and if you don't wanna do it...then don't say it ;):lol:
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    loadedgunloadedgun Indiana Posts: 1,383
    I stand behind my previously mentioned thought-
    men should all be placed underground and used for breeding purposes only..... or the practice of.
    Besides that, there is nothing that they are needed for, right?

    I think it has gotten close.
    Underground= in a bar or in front of the tv.

    Sign me up that sounds like fun!
    Midwest. Indy/Lafayette.
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Jo wrote:
    It took me a while to write the following :roll:
    But I wanted to rebuke on the matter of Men having a wee in public.....
    My Children wee in the garden, but thier 4, 6 and 8.......and we have abundant gardens for them........
    I encourage them to take advantage of weeing in an appropriate spot with decorum.
    In Aussie law your allowed to urinate in public as long as it is descete and drained away.
    As long as you piss on the LEFT hand REAR wheel of YOUR vehicle, your allowed. :mrgreen:
    Yep, in OZ we have laws that protect a Mans right to have a piss . :mrgreen:

    Have you seen the promo of " She WEE ".?, Women are just agro because they don't squat enough.

    I have second thoughts about a man that goes from outside to inside to have a piss :?
    :D ......
    Don't mind me, carry on......
    Here you can only get away with it if you have Uromysitisis :|
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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    DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,740
    DeLukin wrote:
    NO!!!!! Lid and seat go down. It has a lid for a reason, dammit! :twisted:
    Wow. Ok, would I at least get to pick out the jar my testicles would be kept in?
    Yes...as long as it matches the rest of the bathroom decor :mrgreen:
    Touché.
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
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    Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,747
    If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:

    david-beckham-1.jpg

    It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*


    A real man does not have a "tramp stamp".
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    Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,329
    I stand behind my previously mentioned thought-
    men should all be placed underground and used for breeding purposes only..... or the practice of.
    Besides that, there is nothing that they are needed for, right?.

    Wait, what happens when you can't twist open the cap on the soda bottle?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    DeLukin wrote:
    Touché.
    ;)
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    I stand behind my previously mentioned thought-
    men should all be placed underground and used for breeding purposes only..... or the practice of.
    Besides that, there is nothing that they are needed for, right?.

    Wait, what happens when you can't twist open the cap on the soda bottle?

    well i can do that but i require a man to mow the lawn.... cause thats mans work.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
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    blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    I thought we were talking about why we put up with each other :P
    Relationships...yeah...I just ask that they do what they say they're gonna do...and if you don't wanna do it...then don't say it ;):lol:

    Well in fairness, a lot of times we just say that we'll do it to make you quit nagging us about it :)

    There are three stages of something getting done:
    1) you asking us to do it
    2) you repeatedly asking/nagging us, so we finally say "ok"
    3) us finally doing it

    the space between 2 & 3 depends a lot on how much/little we want to do it, or how important (in our minds) that it really is.

    :D
    My whole life
    was like a picture
    of a sunny day
    “We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
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    JoJo Posts: 2,098
    Men need a round of applauds to put up with women, and still function.
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Well in fairness, a lot of times we just say that we'll do it to make you quit nagging us about it :)

    There are three stages of something getting done:
    1) you asking us to do it
    2) you repeatedly asking/nagging us, so we finally say "ok"
    3) us finally doing it

    the space between 2 & 3 depends a lot on how much/little we want to do it, or how important (in our minds) that it really is.

    :D


    well shit.. if you all just did what we asked WHEN we ask it thered be no nagging. 8-)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    Sex :|:lol:



    sex is sex...and it's wonderful.
    however, sex doesn't require a relationship, merely consent.
    that's my only point.
    ;)
    I thought we were talking about why we put up with each other :P
    Relationships...yeah...I just ask that they do what they say they're gonna do...and if you don't wanna do it...then don't say it ;):lol:


    well i wasn't. but even if i was, sex isn't the only reason i put up with my man.
    and......he does do what he says he's going to do. always.
    however, he doesn't always do what i want him to do.
    so there's always that.
    :lol:
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Jo wrote:
    Men need a round of applauds to put up with women, and still function.

    Be weary of this one, she must want something....
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    Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    I stand behind my previously mentioned thought-
    men should all be placed underground and used for breeding purposes only..... or the practice of.
    Besides that, there is nothing that they are needed for, right?.

    Wait, what happens when you can't twist open the cap on the soda bottle?
    Soda also comes in cans- crisis averted ;)
    If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:

    david-beckham-1.jpg

    It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*


    A real man does not have a "tramp stamp".
    :lol::lol: Yes. That is a problem.


    Actually, I love men. If it weren't for them, I would have to talk to a bunch of moody, dramatic bitches instead. Oh, wait..... ;)
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    DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,740
    edited May 2010
    There are three stages of something getting done:
    1) you asking us to do it
    2) you repeatedly asking/nagging us, so we finally say "ok"
    3) us finally doing it

    the space between 2 & 3 depends a lot on how much/little we want to do it, or how important (in our minds) that it really is.

    :D
    Although, ladies, if you want to TRULY motivate your man you gotta speak their language. I remember a to-do list that my wife wrote me a few years ago that had as the very last item "ME" (meaning HER). I don't think I was ever so eager to vacuum the damn floor in my life...
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Actually, I love men. If it weren't for them, I would have to talk to a bunch of moody, dramatic bitches instead. Oh, wait..... ;)


    Touche
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    JoJo Posts: 2,098
    Jo wrote:
    It took me a while to write the following :roll:
    But I wanted to rebuke on the matter of Men having a wee in public.....
    My Children wee in the garden, but thier 4, 6 and 8.......and we have abundant gardens for them........
    I encourage them to take advantage of weeing in an appropriate spot with decorum.
    In Aussie law your allowed to urinate in public as long as it is descete and drained away.
    As long as you piss on the LEFT hand REAR wheel of YOUR vehicle, your allowed. :mrgreen:
    Yep, in OZ we have laws that protect a Mans right to have a piss . :mrgreen:

    Have you seen the promo of " She WEE ".?, Women are just agro because they don't squat enough.

    I have second thoughts about a man that goes from outside to inside to have a piss :?
    :D ......
    Don't mind me, carry on......
    Here you can only get away with it if you have Uromysitisis :|

    Nope. I actually wittenessed a policeman Fine my friend for urinating in public. The policeman told him if he did it on his own wheel it was allowed by constitution, but because he did it on an un-marked police car, he got busted. So, you CAN urinate in public without having a specified illness. :ugeek:
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    DeLukin wrote:
    There are three stages of something getting done:
    1) you asking us to do it
    2) you repeatedly asking/nagging us, so we finally say "ok"
    3) us finally doing it

    the space between 2 & 3 depends a lot on how much/little we want to do it, or how important (in our minds) that it really is.

    :D
    Although, ladies, if you want to TRULY motivate your man you gotta speak their language. I remember a to-do list that my wife wrote me a few years ago that had as the very last item "ME" (meaning HER). I don't think I was ever so eager to vacuum the damn floor in my life...
    what is a vacuum?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    DeLukin wrote:
    There are three stages of something getting done:
    1) you asking us to do it
    2) you repeatedly asking/nagging us, so we finally say "ok"
    3) us finally doing it

    the space between 2 & 3 depends a lot on how much/little we want to do it, or how important (in our minds) that it really is.

    :D
    Although, ladies, if you want to TRULY motivate your man you gotta speak their language. I remember a to-do list that my wife wrote me a few years ago that had as the very last item "ME" (meaning HER). I don't think I was ever so eager to vacuum the damn floor in my life...
    See. This is a perfect example of how relationships stay strong.
    Open. Honest. Do what we say. Get some ass. Zzzz
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