***MEN***

meme

comebackgirl wrote:

DeLukin wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:



It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*

So the secret to pleasing women is.... being homosexual?

I think the secret might be to act like a woman...but to look like that ^^^

are you woman enough to be...

comebackgirl

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:



It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*

Really?? You want us to look like that???

Sorry to say it, but that guy looks like he would have a BLAST if he were in a prison cell, with a roomate named Bubba. Actually it is probably his goal in life.

LOL well as long as I'm his prisonmate we'll be fine

chadwick

comebackgirl wrote:

DeLukin wrote:

Doable. But can I still leave the toilet seat up?

NO!!!!! Lid and seat go down. It has a lid for a reason, dammit! :twisted:

i pee outside.
no lids.
no seats.
good to go.

DeLukin

comebackgirl wrote:

DeLukin wrote:

Doable. But can I still leave the toilet seat up?

NO!!!!! Lid and seat go down. It has a lid for a reason, dammit! :twisted:

Wow. Ok, would I at least get to pick out the jar my testicles would be kept in?

comebackgirl

chadwick wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

DeLukin wrote:

Doable. But can I still leave the toilet seat up?

NO!!!!! Lid and seat go down. It has a lid for a reason, dammit! :twisted:

i pee outside.
no lids.
no seats.
good to go.

well as long as you do it on someone else's lawn... :P

comebackgirl

DeLukin wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

DeLukin wrote:

Doable. But can I still leave the toilet seat up?

NO!!!!! Lid and seat go down. It has a lid for a reason, dammit! :twisted:

Wow. Ok, would I at least get to pick out the jar my testicles would be kept in?

Yes...as long as it matches the rest of the bathroom decor

Jo

comebackgirl wrote:

DeLukin wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:



It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*

So the secret to pleasing women is.... being homosexual?

I think the secret might be to act like a woman...but to look like that ^^^

please don't tell me that was David Beckham.........blurk.......please don't tell me I leered over his body and when I got the the face it was..................blurk

eyedclaar

catefrances wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

catefrances wrote:

they exasperate me.. they make my heart soar.. then they break it. they make me laugh. they make me smile. they make me cry. i love their stupidity. i love their intelligence. i wouldnt/couldnt live without them.
MEN... i love them.

I am so glad women love our stupidity. Without that, I'd have no charm at all.

i dont believe that for a second

Well, I do have nice eyebrows. :oops:

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

Well, I do have nice eyebrows. :oops:

And the jovial way they connect in the middle....

chadwick

comebackgirl wrote:

well as long as you do it on someone else's lawn... :P

i usually pee in the snow except when it's not winter time.
that's when i pee on flowers, car tires, and my favorite fire hydrant.

catefrances

eyedclaar wrote:

catefrances wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

I am so glad women love our stupidity. Without that, I'd have no charm at all.

i dont believe that for a second

Well, I do have nice eyebrows. :oops:

and a killer sense of humour.

comebackgirl

chadwick wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

well as long as you do it on someone else's lawn... :P

i usually pee in the snow except when it's not winter time.
that's when i pee on flowers, car tires, and my favorite fire hydrant.

snow is better...then you can write your name! Or love poems...whatever inspires you at the time

decides2dream

Jo wrote:

and I like mine ....and some others......

amen.

i dislike broad, generalized statements about any group. not ALL of any one group behave alike. and let's face it, even as exasperating as relationships may be at times, the good far outweighs the bad...otherwise, why would any of us bother?

chadwick

comebackgirl wrote:

snow is better...then you can write your name! Or love poems...whatever inspires you at the time

i do that stuff.
i write my name in cursive & i have even written women mushy love poems out in some cold wasteland.
all in yellow of course.

it's hell being me.

comebackgirl

decides2dream wrote:

...otherwise, why would any of us bother?

Sex

eyedclaar

decides2dream wrote:

Jo wrote:

and I like mine ....and some others......

amen.

i dislike broad, generalized statements about any group. not ALL of any one group behave alike. and let's face it, even as exasperating as relationships may be at times, the good far outweighs the bad...otherwise, why would any of us bother?

Free access to a drawer full of panties... I mean, uh... nevermind.

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

Jo wrote:

and I like mine ....and some others......

amen.

i dislike broad, generalized statements about any group. not ALL of any one group behave alike. and let's face it, even as exasperating as relationships may be at times, the good far outweighs the bad...otherwise, why would any of us bother?

Free access to a drawer full of panties... I mean, uh... nevermind.

To wear, or sniff??

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

To wear, or sniff??

A little from column A, a little from column B...

Jo

It took me a while to write the following :roll:
But I wanted to rebuke on the matter of Men having a wee in public.....
My Children wee in the garden, but thier 4, 6 and 8.......and we have abundant gardens for them........
I encourage them to take advantage of weeing in an appropriate spot with decorum.
In Aussie law your allowed to urinate in public as long as it is descete and drained away.
As long as you piss on the LEFT hand REAR wheel of YOUR vehicle, your allowed.
Yep, in OZ we have laws that protect a Mans right to have a piss .

Have you seen the promo of " She WEE ".?, Women are just agro because they don't squat enough.

I have second thoughts about a man that goes from outside to inside to have a piss :?
......
Don't mind me, carry on......

decides2dream

comebackgirl wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

...otherwise, why would any of us bother?

Sex

sex is sex...and it's wonderful.
however, sex doesn't require a relationship, merely consent.
that's my only point.