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PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
edited June 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Why do they think the grass is always greener elsewhere? :lol:
Do you think men would understand women more if they thought of something other than sex all the time??? BTW, I have nothing against sex... ;):mrgreen:

Wish you were here...
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    Why do they think the grass is always greener elsewhere? :lol:
    Do you think men would understand women more if they thought of something other than sex all the time??? BTW, I have nothing against sex... ;):mrgreen:

    I have more than enough with my own lawn.
  • Brisk.Brisk. Posts: 11,567
    Well it's part out of our natural survival instinct 8-)
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:

    david-beckham-1.jpg

    It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    they exasperate me.. they make my heart soar.. then they break it. they make me laugh. they make me smile. they make me cry. i love their stupidity. i love their intelligence. i wouldnt/couldnt live without them.
    MEN... i love them.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    comebackgirl wrote:
    If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:

    david-beckham-1.jpg

    It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*
    cleaning up stuff sucks, so why do it?
    if you don't like doing stuff, don't do it.
    which brings me to my next statement.
    i don't do men because i don't like them like that.
    btw, why would we do what we say we're going to do?

    i'm gonna wash my clothes.
    first i gotta pick 'em up off the floor next week.

    simple shit...
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    comebackgirl wrote:
    If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:

    It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*

    all I can say is - Tramp stamp. What was he thinkin'?
  • JoJo Posts: 2,098
    Men are Awesome, remember?

    stupid womans liberation.........NOT ALL MEN ARE STUPID


    and I like mine :D ....and some others......
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:

    It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*

    all I can say is - Tramp stamp. What was he thinkin'?
    i was thinking the same thing.
    i think he's light in his loafers.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    comebackgirl wrote:
    If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:

    david-beckham-1.jpg

    It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*
    So the secret to pleasing women is.... being homosexual?
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • memememe Posts: 4,695
    catefrances wrote:
    they exasperate me.. they make my heart soar.. then they break it. they make me laugh. they make me smile. they make me cry. i love their stupidity. i love their intelligence. i wouldnt/couldnt live without them.
    MEN... i love them.

    ditto :)
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    DeLukin wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:

    david-beckham-1.jpg

    It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*
    So the secret to pleasing women is.... being homosexual?

    Seems to be what the author is implying here...
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    edited May 2010
    comebackgirl wrote:
    david-beckham-1.jpg

    ugh... im sorry but this does not turn me on AT ALL. and thats beside the fact that he seems dumb as a post.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    Dissidentman wrote:
    DeLukin wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:

    It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*
    So the secret to pleasing women is.... being homosexual?

    Seems to be what the author is implying here...
    Doable. But can I still leave the toilet seat up?
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    catefrances wrote:
    they exasperate me.. they make my heart soar.. then they break it. they make me laugh. they make me smile. they make me cry. i love their stupidity. i love their intelligence. i wouldnt/couldnt live without them.
    MEN... i love them.


    I am so glad women love our stupidity. Without that, I'd have no charm at all.
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    DeLukin wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:

    david-beckham-1.jpg

    It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*
    So the secret to pleasing women is.... being homosexual?
    I think the secret might be to act like a woman...but to look like that ^^^
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,788
    comebackgirl wrote:
    If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:

    david-beckham-1.jpg

    It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*
    Really?? You want us to look like that???

    Sorry to say it, but that guy looks like he would have a BLAST if he were in a prison cell, with a roomate named Bubba. Actually it is probably his goal in life.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • JoJo Posts: 2,098
    Jo wrote:
    Men are Awesome, remember? ( the stupid ones are cute - cause we can tame them :ugeek:

    stupid womans liberation.........NOT ALL MEN ARE STUPID


    and I like mine :D ....and some others......

    EDIT** Mankind are AWESOME. :D
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:

    david-beckham-1.jpg

    It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*
    Really?? You want us to look like that???

    Sorry to say it, but that guy looks like he would have a BLAST if he were in a prison cell, with a roomate named Bubba. Actually it is probably his goal in life.


    hahaha...you said "goal". Does he have many of those?
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    DeLukin wrote:
    Doable. But can I still leave the toilet seat up?
    NO!!!!! Lid and seat go down. It has a lid for a reason, dammit! :twisted:
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    eyedclaar wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    they exasperate me.. they make my heart soar.. then they break it. they make me laugh. they make me smile. they make me cry. i love their stupidity. i love their intelligence. i wouldnt/couldnt live without them.
    MEN... i love them.


    I am so glad women love our stupidity. Without that, I'd have no charm at all.

    i dont believe that for a second
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • memememe Posts: 4,695
    comebackgirl wrote:
    DeLukin wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:

    david-beckham-1.jpg

    It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*
    So the secret to pleasing women is.... being homosexual?
    I think the secret might be to act like a woman...but to look like that ^^^

    are you woman enough to be...
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:

    david-beckham-1.jpg

    It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*
    Really?? You want us to look like that???

    Sorry to say it, but that guy looks like he would have a BLAST if he were in a prison cell, with a roomate named Bubba. Actually it is probably his goal in life.
    LOL well as long as I'm his prisonmate we'll be fine :)
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    comebackgirl wrote:
    DeLukin wrote:
    Doable. But can I still leave the toilet seat up?
    NO!!!!! Lid and seat go down. It has a lid for a reason, dammit! :twisted:
    i pee outside.
    no lids.
    no seats.
    good to go.
    :mrgreen:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    comebackgirl wrote:
    DeLukin wrote:
    Doable. But can I still leave the toilet seat up?
    NO!!!!! Lid and seat go down. It has a lid for a reason, dammit! :twisted:
    Wow. Ok, would I at least get to pick out the jar my testicles would be kept in?
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    chadwick wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    DeLukin wrote:
    Doable. But can I still leave the toilet seat up?
    NO!!!!! Lid and seat go down. It has a lid for a reason, dammit! :twisted:
    i pee outside.
    no lids.
    no seats.
    good to go.
    :mrgreen:
    well as long as you do it on someone else's lawn... :P
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    DeLukin wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    DeLukin wrote:
    Doable. But can I still leave the toilet seat up?
    NO!!!!! Lid and seat go down. It has a lid for a reason, dammit! :twisted:
    Wow. Ok, would I at least get to pick out the jar my testicles would be kept in?
    Yes...as long as it matches the rest of the bathroom decor :mrgreen:
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • JoJo Posts: 2,098
    comebackgirl wrote:
    DeLukin wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    If men did what they say they're going to do, cleaned up after themselves and looked like this:

    david-beckham-1.jpg

    It would be a beautiful, beautiful world *sigh*
    So the secret to pleasing women is.... being homosexual?
    I think the secret might be to act like a woman...but to look like that ^^^

    please don't tell me that was David Beckham.........blurk.......please don't tell me I leered over his body and when I got the the face it was..................blurk
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    catefrances wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    they exasperate me.. they make my heart soar.. then they break it. they make me laugh. they make me smile. they make me cry. i love their stupidity. i love their intelligence. i wouldnt/couldnt live without them.
    MEN... i love them.


    I am so glad women love our stupidity. Without that, I'd have no charm at all.

    i dont believe that for a second

    Well, I do have nice eyebrows. :oops:
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Well, I do have nice eyebrows. :oops:

    And the jovial way they connect in the middle....
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    comebackgirl wrote:
    well as long as you do it on someone else's lawn... :P
    i usually pee in the snow except when it's not winter time.
    that's when i pee on flowers, car tires, and my favorite fire hydrant.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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