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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,145

    imalive said:

    Strange round for Tiger

    fuck him.

    they don't have Perkins in ohio but he might like the waitresses at bob evans.

    Just heard Jack say Tiger took an inch off his shaft
    he wore it off.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    imalive said:

    imalive said:

    Strange round for Tiger

    fuck him.

    they don't have Perkins in ohio but he might like the waitresses at bob evans.

    Just heard Jack say Tiger took an inch off his shaft
    he wore it off.
    Friction?
    I've met Rob

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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,888


    so i got back into golf last year. this year my driver is finally working for me for the first time ever so i have been playing as much as i can. i am addicted. i go to the range sometimes before work, during lunch, or after work. i've played a shitty 9 hold course right near my house by myself just for practice and have gotten out and played about 6 actual rounds in the last few weeks. i can't get enough of this sport and i want to get better and better. it's driving the wife nuts. yada yada.....

    anyway--the last few weeks i've had these weird chest pains. nothing severe but they haven't really gone away. i kept putting it off (originally thought it was gas and then maybe a pectoral strain maybe)....and i was getting more worried that it was something more serious like maybe i suffered a very mild heart attack. i've heard stories of people who that's happened to and they went about their life without even realizing it until after......anywho, it felt worst this week so i bucked up and went to the doctor yesterday. they ran all kinds of tests and they came back fine. the ekg scared the shit out of me. i was lying there while the nurse was reviewing the paper with this expressionless face, which made me more scared. so i nervously asked her "how we looking there?" and she said "the doctor will let you know." wtf?!?! i figured if it looked okay, she should say something or at least give me a wink. something!.....so that freaked me the hell out. but turns out everything was fine.

    doc then asks if i've been doing anything differently lately. that's when i told him i've played more golf in the last 5 weeks than i have in my entire life---he then immediately diagnosed me with costochondritus which is basically a strain of the cartelidge connecting the rib cage to the breast bone. it is absolutely nothing serious but it can mimic the feeling of a heart attack.

    his prescription: take some advil, stretch more........ and play less golf.

    unreal. this shit would only happen to me. haha

    Dude, the same exact thing happened to me last year except I did it working out. Of course when I really get into going to the gym regularly, the doctor tells me not to. But yeah, fucking costochondritis....my doctor said he sees that all the time. People think it's something with their heart, but it's just some strained cartilage. Really had me freaked out too. So I took about a month off from lifting weights and started stretching a lot more and I've been good for the past year. Good luck with it.
    Dude...when I called for the appointment, the automated recording said "if you're experiencing chest pains, hang up and call 911 immediately!" I was basically expecting the doctor to tell me I had a heart attack. What a relief.

    Did you use icy hot or just put ice on your chest at all? I've been doing that last night and today and it already is feeling a little better
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,888
    imalive said:

    Strange round for Tiger

    fuck him.

    they don't have Perkins in ohio but he might like the waitresses at bob evans.

    I'd be willing to bet there is a Perkins somewhere in Ohio. No?
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,145

    imalive said:

    Strange round for Tiger

    fuck him.

    they don't have Perkins in ohio but he might like the waitresses at bob evans.

    I'd be willing to bet there is a Perkins somewhere in Ohio. No?
    Oh, hell....there's 27....looks like the girls at the Columbus location should be getting a booty call.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146

    so i got back into golf last year. this year my driver is finally working for me for the first time ever so i have been playing as much as i can. i am addicted. i go to the range sometimes before work, during lunch, or after work. i've played a shitty 9 hold course right near my house by myself just for practice and have gotten out and played about 6 actual rounds in the last few weeks. i can't get enough of this sport and i want to get better and better. it's driving the wife nuts. yada yada.....

    anyway--the last few weeks i've had these weird chest pains. nothing severe but they haven't really gone away. i kept putting it off (originally thought it was gas and then maybe a pectoral strain maybe)....and i was getting more worried that it was something more serious like maybe i suffered a very mild heart attack. i've heard stories of people who that's happened to and they went about their life without even realizing it until after......anywho, it felt worst this week so i bucked up and went to the doctor yesterday. they ran all kinds of tests and they came back fine. the ekg scared the shit out of me. i was lying there while the nurse was reviewing the paper with this expressionless face, which made me more scared. so i nervously asked her "how we looking there?" and she said "the doctor will let you know." wtf?!?! i figured if it looked okay, she should say something or at least give me a wink. something!.....so that freaked me the hell out. but turns out everything was fine.

    doc then asks if i've been doing anything differently lately. that's when i told him i've played more golf in the last 5 weeks than i have in my entire life---he then immediately diagnosed me with costochondritus which is basically a strain of the cartelidge connecting the rib cage to the breast bone. it is absolutely nothing serious but it can mimic the feeling of a heart attack.

    his prescription: take some advil, stretch more........ and play less golf.

    unreal. this shit would only happen to me. haha

    this is another one of those times where you become george costanza...it's been a while lol
  • Indifference71Indifference71 Posts: 14,841


    so i got back into golf last year. this year my driver is finally working for me for the first time ever so i have been playing as much as i can. i am addicted. i go to the range sometimes before work, during lunch, or after work. i've played a shitty 9 hold course right near my house by myself just for practice and have gotten out and played about 6 actual rounds in the last few weeks. i can't get enough of this sport and i want to get better and better. it's driving the wife nuts. yada yada.....

    anyway--the last few weeks i've had these weird chest pains. nothing severe but they haven't really gone away. i kept putting it off (originally thought it was gas and then maybe a pectoral strain maybe)....and i was getting more worried that it was something more serious like maybe i suffered a very mild heart attack. i've heard stories of people who that's happened to and they went about their life without even realizing it until after......anywho, it felt worst this week so i bucked up and went to the doctor yesterday. they ran all kinds of tests and they came back fine. the ekg scared the shit out of me. i was lying there while the nurse was reviewing the paper with this expressionless face, which made me more scared. so i nervously asked her "how we looking there?" and she said "the doctor will let you know." wtf?!?! i figured if it looked okay, she should say something or at least give me a wink. something!.....so that freaked me the hell out. but turns out everything was fine.

    doc then asks if i've been doing anything differently lately. that's when i told him i've played more golf in the last 5 weeks than i have in my entire life---he then immediately diagnosed me with costochondritus which is basically a strain of the cartelidge connecting the rib cage to the breast bone. it is absolutely nothing serious but it can mimic the feeling of a heart attack.

    his prescription: take some advil, stretch more........ and play less golf.

    unreal. this shit would only happen to me. haha

    Dude, the same exact thing happened to me last year except I did it working out. Of course when I really get into going to the gym regularly, the doctor tells me not to. But yeah, fucking costochondritis....my doctor said he sees that all the time. People think it's something with their heart, but it's just some strained cartilage. Really had me freaked out too. So I took about a month off from lifting weights and started stretching a lot more and I've been good for the past year. Good luck with it.
    Dude...when I called for the appointment, the automated recording said "if you're experiencing chest pains, hang up and call 911 immediately!" I was basically expecting the doctor to tell me I had a heart attack. What a relief.

    Did you use icy hot or just put ice on your chest at all? I've been doing that last night and today and it already is feeling a little better
    I did ice it a little bit and that seemed to help. My doctor prescribed me 800mg of ibuprofen and that really helped.
  • Wma31394Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    Not what I was expecting when opening golf thread.. Without reading all hope everyone is ok..

    Why can't tiger hit the short grass? I think switching to the subtle fade really fucked up his game. He can't shape anymore..and is not even close. He looks like me when I try to draw the ball..the term snap hook comes to mind
    "Going where the water tastes like wine!"
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Wma31394 said:

    Not what I was expecting when opening golf thread.. Without reading all hope everyone is ok..

    Why can't tiger hit the short grass? I think switching to the subtle fade really fucked up his game. He can't shape anymore..and is not even close. He looks like me when I try to draw the ball..the term snap hook comes to mind

    I've said it before, will say again. If you are dominating the world, don't change your swing. I understand he'd have killed himself by now with some of those shots he'd take, but he completely reshaped his swing too often. His head is too big. I'm joining Rob's train, fuck'em. I'm sick of hearing all the bullshit.
    I've met Rob

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  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,835
    Fucking Kevin Na. Damn you haha.
  • Indifference71Indifference71 Posts: 14,841

    Fucking Kevin Na. Damn you haha.

    Brutal finish for him. bogey on 16 and double on 18. He was looking like he would be in a good spot before that
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,835

    Fucking Kevin Na. Damn you haha.

    Brutal finish for him. bogey on 16 and double on 18. He was looking like he would be in a good spot before that
    Yeah, I was following on my phone and saw him up there and then checked this morning and was back at -1.

    Just went double, bogey this morning too.
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329

    Fucking Kevin Na. Damn you haha.

    Yep. He's hosing me too
    I've met Rob

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  • Wma31394Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    You guys put money Kevin na???? He has been decent at best lately and is assured to fold on every Sunday
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  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,835
    edited June 2015
    Wma31394 said:

    You guys put money Kevin na???? He has been decent at best lately and is assured to fold on every Sunday

    Decent at best? He has 5 top 10's this year. 12th at the Masters which is obviously a similar course and lost in a playoff here last year. At around 30-1 that is a pretty good bet, He does shit on him self pretty often though.
    Post edited by Cliffy6745 on
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,888

    Wma31394 said:

    You guys put money Kevin na???? He has been decent at best lately and is assured to fold on every Sunday

    Decent at best? He has 5 top 10's this year. 12th at the Masters which is obviously a similar course and lost in a playoff here last year. At around 30-1 that is a pretty good bet, He does shit on him self pretty often though.
    na is a "hate the face" kind of guy to me. i can't stand him.
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  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,835

    Wma31394 said:

    You guys put money Kevin na???? He has been decent at best lately and is assured to fold on every Sunday

    Decent at best? He has 5 top 10's this year. 12th at the Masters which is obviously a similar course and lost in a playoff here last year. At around 30-1 that is a pretty good bet, He does shit on him self pretty often though.
    na is a "hate the face" kind of guy to me. i can't stand him.
    Yeah, I never really liked him. Such a slow player and had the yips bad for a while. That said, sticking by that bet as a pretty good bet.
  • 1ThoughtKnown1ThoughtKnown Posts: 6,155
    Anyone else think Rory looks like Mr. Bean?
    I wonder if Rowan Atkinson is a good golfer :lol:
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    85 is a solid score. Guy has 12 more years till the Champions tour. Time to hang 'em up
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,145

    85 is a solid score. Guy has 12 more years till the Champions tour. Time to hang 'em up

    damn....wish i could have seen it.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,835
    Tiger makes people looney. When Rory shoots an 80, no one has anything to say
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,145

    Tiger makes people looney. When Rory shoots an 80, no one has anything to say

    I'm glad Bonds went out with some dignity.

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329

    Tiger makes people looney. When Rory shoots an 80, no one has anything to say

    Rory hasn't sniffed what Tiger accomplished.
    I've met Rob

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  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,835
    edited June 2015
    imalive said:

    Tiger makes people looney. When Rory shoots an 80, no one has anything to say

    I'm glad Bonds went out with some dignity.

    Dignity? The entire league colluded against him to keep him out while he begged to play for the league minimum. That's dignified?
    Post edited by Cliffy6745 on
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,145

    imalive said:

    Tiger makes people looney. When Rory shoots an 80, no one has anything to say

    I'm glad Bonds went out with some dignity.

    Dignity? The entire league colluded against him to keep him out while he begged to play for the league minimum. That's dignified?
    at least you understand how it went down. my man would probably have 850 or so HR had he been given the chance to DH and pad his numbers like a-fraud and sloppi.
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    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
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    Denver 22
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    I usually shoot around 85 these days. I'd like to get paid please.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,145
    tiger goes off first tomorrow, with no partner.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    imalive said:

    tiger goes off first tomorrow, with no partner.

    I'm sure there's a partner of some type tonight
    I've met Rob

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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,145

    imalive said:

    tiger goes off first tomorrow, with no partner.

    I'm sure there's a partner of some type tonight
    probably.....altho its possible he goes off with no partner tonight, too.

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    imalive said:

    imalive said:

    tiger goes off first tomorrow, with no partner.

    I'm sure there's a partner of some type tonight
    probably.....altho its possible he goes off with no partner tonight, too.

    What hole does he hurt his back? 3?
    I've met Rob

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    This place is dead

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