Well, I crack her the fuck up.. just wait til she meets my nerdy, white, pearl jam board posting ass. lol
You'll be fine buddy....just be yourself....just a bit less of a nerdy, white, pearl jam freak ...
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
And you can't fuck her straight, which is always good to know in advance ..
LMFAO
Speaking from experience ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
I talked a gullable buddy into going with me.. I think he's bringing a chasety belt! lol.
And are you and your buddy planning on arriving at the same time and walking into this gay bar together just the two of you? *snickers* Well hellooooo sailors!!
I talked a gullable buddy into going with me.. I think he's bringing a chasety belt! lol.
And are you and your buddy planning on arriving at the same time and walking into this gay bar together just the two of you? *snickers* Well hellooooo sailors!!
We are lovers if things go bad and guys surround us. lol.
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
the people very friendly and free thinking - you'll have great fun- maybe even some guys in drag
the lesbian bars I go to in Sarasota the women are so down to earth- not at all like straight bars where there seems to be rivals about.
My favorite bar in town is the gay bar. My wife is bi so sometimes it works out nicely.
Gay people know how to fuckin PARTY!!! I don't mind at all when I get "hit on." It is flattering.
the ex wife and I used to go to a gay bar with a friend of mine who was gay. cool place, nice sound system, cheap drinks, very very clean and the people were out this world friendly, and not in a "gay" way.
Oh, it was also nice to have people offering to buy ME drinks every once in a while !
Peace, Love.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
My favorite bar in town is the gay bar. My wife is bi so sometimes it works out nicely.
Gay people know how to fuckin PARTY!!! I don't mind at all when I get "hit on." It is flattering.
the ex wife and I used to go to a gay bar with a friend of mine who was gay. cool place, nice sound system, cheap drinks, very very clean and the people were out this world friendly, and not in a "gay" way.
Oh, it was also nice to have people offering to buy ME drinks every once in a while !
It amazes me...
What some people will do.....
For free booze........
hehehe
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
My favorite bar in town is the gay bar. My wife is bi so sometimes it works out nicely.
Gay people know how to fuckin PARTY!!! I don't mind at all when I get "hit on." It is flattering.
the ex wife and I used to go to a gay bar with a friend of mine who was gay. cool place, nice sound system, cheap drinks, very very clean and the people were out this world friendly, and not in a "gay" way.
Oh, it was also nice to have people offering to buy ME drinks every once in a while !
It amazes me...
What some people will do.....
For free booze........
hehehe
hey, I was broke. lol
Peace, Love.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
went to one unknowingly with a group and took me a second to figure it out...i was focused on ordering a jack and coke...should've picked up on the fact that the bartender was wearing shirtless, wearing tight shorts, and wearing a glo stick on his head. not that there's anything wrong with that.
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You can pour honey all over your little Ed-like body and throw yourself to the lesbians....or gay men....so many choices!!
You're right....this could turn out very good for you....or very very bad! hahaha
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
If she isnt a lesbian now....
She will be by the end of the night......hehehehehehehehe
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
You'll be fine buddy....just be yourself....just a bit less of a nerdy, white, pearl jam freak ...
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Speaking from experience ..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
And are you and your buddy planning on arriving at the same time and walking into this gay bar together just the two of you? *snickers* Well hellooooo sailors!!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
I was thinking more MMM!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
And in 10 years your first born walks into the room and asks....
"Daddy?? Where did you take Mommy on your first date" ??????
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
Outside finishing her drink while he's getting surrounded in the male toilets!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
:thumbup:
Be very aware of your surroundings!
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
the lesbian bars I go to in Sarasota the women are so down to earth- not at all like straight bars where there seems to be rivals about.
Or is that prison...
Gay people know how to fuckin PARTY!!! I don't mind at all when I get "hit on." It is flattering.
the ex wife and I used to go to a gay bar with a friend of mine who was gay. cool place, nice sound system, cheap drinks, very very clean and the people were out this world friendly, and not in a "gay" way.
Oh, it was also nice to have people offering to buy ME drinks every once in a while !
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
What some people will do.....
For free booze........
hehehe
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
hey, I was broke. lol
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
actually, you're probably safest in a gay bar. why go for an unwilling guy, when there are probably lots of willing guys at the bar?
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
My friend and I were talking about this the other night
not a jab, but are you both female?
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10