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LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
edited February 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Any straights here venture into them?

I have a date with an incredibly awesome girl tomorrow, with her and her friends at a gay bar.

Should be interesting.


EDIT: I KNOW Speedy will have a coment for this. ;)
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,477
    You scare me.........
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    You scare me.........
    She is a 10... Speedy.. and see my edit before your post! LMAO!
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,477
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    You scare me.........
    She is a 10... Speedy.. and see my edit before your post! LMAO!
    I am sure she is gorgeous....
    I am sure she is a wonderful lady.....


    Why the fuck are YOU taking her to a gay bar?????
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Be careful when going to the restroom.
    NERDS!
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    You scare me.........
    She is a 10... Speedy.. and see my edit before your post! LMAO!
    I am sure she is gorgeous....
    I am sure she is a wonderful lady.....


    Why the fuck are YOU taking her to a gay bar?????
    She is taking me.. well our date was set for Sunday, but since I'm such a stud, she wants to meet me tomorrow night at a gay bar with her friends. She goes there because she doesn't like getting hit on by creeps.. I ain't going to say no, she's that awesome.
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    South of Seattle wrote:
    Be careful when going to the restroom.
    Thanks for the warning.. shit.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,477
    So this is a 1st date?????
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    So this is a 1st date?????
    Yep.. she is drunk texting me now.. you have no idea. Have your phobias, she is worth it.. even if I just get a handshake out of the deal.. she is THAT HOT.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    I love how straight men always assume they are attractive enough for every gay man in the vicinity to want to hit on or rape in the toilets!

    If I was with a lesbian, I wouldn't assume she'd want to fuck me! I wouldn't think anything at all.

    My mates say exactly the same thing though.
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle Posts: 10,724
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    South of Seattle wrote:
    Be careful when going to the restroom.
    Thanks for the warning.. shit.
    There was a bar back in the day that was gay only on Sunday nights. It was my friend's 21st birthday and we didn't realize that the bar switched on Sunday nights.

    Needless you see he ran out of the bathroom and out of the bar. We found him hunched in a doorway looking like Jim Carrey when he finds out Lois Einhorn was a man in Ace Ventura. We went to a titty bar afterwards so he could get some of his manliness back :lol:
    NERDS!
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    edited January 2010
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I love how straight men always assume they are attractive enough for every gay man in the vicinity to want to hit on or rape in the toilets!

    If I was with a lesbian, I wouldn't assume she'd want to fuck me! I wouldn't think anything at all.

    My mates say exactly the same thing though.
    Thanks for the good thoughts. :)

    I'm a good looking guy, but this girl is a head turner, and we crack each other up! same sense of humor.. I'm ignoring any warnings people are throwing at me, no matter how discouraging.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    she is THAT HOT.

    Photo? Come on, post one on here....she'll never know! :mrgreen:
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    she is THAT HOT.

    Photo? Come on, post one on here....she'll never know! :mrgreen:
    She's obsessed with Eddie Vedder.. I don't know.. lol
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    LikeAnOcean wrote:

    I'm a good looking guy

    I'll be the judge of that.....PM me a photo! :mrgreen:
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    that's cool
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    This is not the long-term girl for you....sounds like fun fucking, but please don't be mislead....
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:

    I'm a good looking guy

    I'll be the judge of that.....PM me a photo! :mrgreen:
    haha.. I've had my photo up here before.. I'm ok looking.. I've got Ed's bod. There's a few things I'd change, but strange women hit on me at the bar.
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    The Champ wrote:
    This is not the long-term girl for you....sounds like fun fucking, but please don't be mislead....
    I don't know.. she's not a slut. She "wants to prove to her friends she's not a lesbian" . lol.

    OK, I've said too much, just incase she's checking. lol.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,477
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:

    I'm a good looking guy

    I'll be the judge of that.....PM me a photo! :mrgreen:
    I've got Ed's bod.
    You're a midget????
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    haha.. I've had my photo up here before.. I'm ok looking.. I've got Ed's bod. There's a few things I'd change, but strange women hit on me at the bar.

    Yeah, I know what you look like....I was just fucking around with you.

    It's funny hearing a guy refer to himself as good looking though.
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    edited January 2010
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    The Champ wrote:
    This is not the long-term girl for you....sounds like fun fucking, but please don't be mislead....
    I don't know.. she's not a slut. She "wants to prove to her friends she's not a lesbian" . lol.

    OK, I've said too much, just incase she's checking. lol.

    So you really mean nothing to her, aside from some proof she wants acknowledged?
    Post edited by The Champ on
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    edited January 2010
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    I don't know.. she's not a slut. She "wants to prove to her friends she's not a lesbian" . lol.

    And why would her friends think she's a lesbian...unless she's been doing some "extra-curricular" activities...hmmmm?

    And she's going to prove she's not a lesbian by hanging out at gay bars? Makes no sense.

    Sounds like a lesbian to me. Woo hoo! Threesome! :D
    Post edited by ZiggyStar on
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    haha.. I've had my photo up here before.. I'm ok looking.. I've got Ed's bod. There's a few things I'd change, but strange women hit on me at the bar.

    Yeah, I know what you look like....I was just fucking around with you.

    It's funny hearing a guy refer to himself as good looking though.

    I meant "ok looking".. in the eye of the beholder. 8-)
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    I don't know.. she's not a slut. She "wants to prove to her friends she's not a lesbian" . lol.

    And why would her friends think she's a lesbian...unless she's been doing some "extra-curricular" activities...hmmmm?
    she hasn't had a bf in a long time apparently.. she goes to gay bars to dance and avoid creeps.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    I don't know.. she's not a slut. She "wants to prove to her friends she's not a lesbian" . lol.

    And why would her friends think she's a lesbian...unless she's been doing some "extra-curricular" activities...hmmmm?
    she hasn't had a bf in a long time apparently.. she goes to gay bars to dance and avoid creeps.

    It's all sounding a bit fishy to me!! :mrgreen: hahaha
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    It's all sounding a bit fishy to me!! :mrgreen: hahaha
    I know, I see an exciting evening ahead of me.. good or bad. lol.
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    It's all sounding a bit fishy to me!! :mrgreen: hahaha
    I know, I see an exciting evening ahead of me.. good or bad. lol.

    And you can't fuck her straight, which is always good to know in advance ;) ..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    The Champ wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    It's all sounding a bit fishy to me!! :mrgreen: hahaha
    I know, I see an exciting evening ahead of me.. good or bad. lol.

    And you can't fuck her straight, which is always good to know in advance ;) ..
    Well, I crack her the fuck up.. just wait til she meets my nerdy, white, pearl jam board posting ass. lol
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    The Champ wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    It's all sounding a bit fishy to me!! :mrgreen: hahaha
    I know, I see an exciting evening ahead of me.. good or bad. lol.

    And you can't fuck her straight, which is always good to know in advance ;) ..
    LMFAO
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    The Champ wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    It's all sounding a bit fishy to me!! :mrgreen: hahaha
    I know, I see an exciting evening ahead of me.. good or bad. lol.

    And you can't fuck her straight, which is always good to know in advance ;) ..
    LMFAO
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

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