So, What Are You Doing For Sex Tonight?

ZiggyStar

theoceansmademe wrote:

well time to log off, read, and hope I get some in the morning.

I GOT SOME IF YOU NEED IT, is stuck in my head.

same game plan, different day, and hoping for a different result.

sex is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogood.

I just wish I'd last longer.

haha Have more sex and you'll last longer!

Good night!! haha

guacamolejoe

ZiggyStar wrote:

theoceansmademe wrote:

As I predicted earlier today, I had a game plan but the wife is too tired.

So just another sexually frustrated night here.

That fucking shits me when that happens!! :x Too tired?! What kind of excuse is that!?

Exactly! I tell my wife " rest when your dead" .

ZiggyStar

guacamolejoe wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

theoceansmademe wrote:

As I predicted earlier today, I had a game plan but the wife is too tired.

So just another sexually frustrated night here.

That fucking shits me when that happens!! :x Too tired?! What kind of excuse is that!?

Exactly! I tell my wife " rest when your dead" .

haha One of my personal mottos is "sleep when you're dead".

mrvedderson

Any willing kitchen appliance

elle elle

My boyfriend would reply "BEGGING!!!"

But as I'm typing this, he's lying on the couch looking pretty damn hot...maybe I'll throw him a bone!





Or vice versa

Zoso

oh baby

you need coolin, baby, Im not foolin,
Im gonna send you back to schoolin,
Way down inside honey, you need it,
Im gonna give you my love,
Im gonna give you my love.

Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?

Youve been learnin, baby, I bean learnin,
All them good times, baby, baby, Ive been yearnin,
Way, way down inside honey, you need it,
Im gonna give you my love,
Im gonna give you my love.

Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?

(various mumblings and screechings with cool effects)

Youve been coolin, baby, Ive been droolin,
All the good times Ive been misusin,
Way, way down inside, Im gonna give you my love,
Im gonna give you every inch of my love,
Gonna give you my love.
Yeah! all right! lets go!

Wanna whole lotta love
Wanna whole lotta love
Wanna whole lotta love
Wanna whole lotta love

Heatherj43

dcfaithful wrote:

DeLukin wrote:

I've been married for a while, so yeah. But I googled "sex" to be sure I understood the topic and I'm pretty sure that's not what I'll be doing tonight.

Celibate by association?

LMFAO! I am so glad my bf doesn't come to this site and read anything.

Hitch-Hiker

Got a house party to attend full of people I don't know. There's bound to be at least one hot girl there :P

Gary Carter

theoceansmademe wrote:

As I predicted earlier today, I had a game plan but the wife is too tired.

So just another sexually frustrated night here.

see this makes me not wanna ever get married and just stay single all my life

just realized i made the 69th post in a sex thread hehe

Claireack

metsfan wrote:

just realized i made the 69th post in a sex thread hehe

dimitrispearljam

ZiggyStar wrote:

theoceansmademe wrote:

maybe she is having s.......................................

GO KAT!!

vamos!!!

dimitrispearljam

Claireack wrote:

metsfan wrote:

just realized i made the 69th post in a sex thread hehe

stargirl69

theoceansmademe wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

theoceansmademe wrote:

As I predicted earlier today, I had a game plan but the wife is too tired.

So just another sexually frustrated night here.

That fucking shits me when that happens!! :x Too tired?! What kind of excuse is that!?

Thanks for the support, but I am happy to report I have NEVER been to tired, even while sleeping.

Me neither ..... I've had famines and feasts ..... get it while you can .... it's Sunday tomorrow,clocks go back an hour in UK ..... an extra hour of "colouring in"

theoceansmademe

metsfan wrote:

theoceansmademe wrote:

As I predicted earlier today, I had a game plan but the wife is too tired.

So just another sexually frustrated night here.

see this makes me not wanna ever get married and just stay single all my life

just realized i made the 69th post in a sex thread hehe

that would be a wise choice.

didn't get any this AM either, about to blow. If I don't get any tonight I might cut my junk off.

stargirl69

theoceansmademe wrote:

metsfan wrote:

theoceansmademe wrote:

As I predicted earlier today, I had a game plan but the wife is too tired.

So just another sexually frustrated night here.

see this makes me not wanna ever get married and just stay single all my life

just realized i made the 69th post in a sex thread hehe

that would be a wise choice.

didn't get any this AM either, about to blow. If I don't get any tonight I might cut my junk off.

Just out of interest how long can most peeps go without sex? ..... I used to be able to go a while with previous partners .... but now with my boy I'm like a slavering wench within days if it doesn't happen.
For me timescale has EVERYTHING to do with the person I'm with.

theoceansmademe

How long can I or do I?

I can go maybe 2 days before I have to choke the chicken.

I usually get it 2 times a week, but mostly vanilla sex, which is a bit boring.

My sex drive is way too high, but I have been married for 14 years and don't see things changing.

Other than more beating off.

stargirl69

theoceansmademe wrote:

but mostly vanilla sex, which is a bit boring.

Scuse my ignorance :oops: what is "vanilla sex" ..... :?: .... it can't be good if it's boring.

theoceansmademe

no it's good to get off but you just wish for more.

Something different than just intercourse or the routine we usually do.

I often think about my game plan through out the day but my ideas are shot down and routine begins again.

ZiggyStar

stargirl69 wrote:

Just out of interest how long can most peeps go without sex? ..... I used to be able to go a while with previous partners .... but now with my boy I'm like a slavering wench within days if it doesn't happen.
For me timescale has EVERYTHING to do with the person I'm with.

Not very fucking long....I'm already dreading going away for 2 weeks in November to PJ tour by myself! :? I think that will be the longest period in our 11 years together. :x

stargirl69

theoceansmademe wrote:

no it's good to get off but you just wish for more.

Something different than just intercourse or the routine we usually do.

I often think about my game plan through out the day but my ideas are shot down and routine begins again.

Oh yes it is SO important to keep things fresh + fun = fantastic .... we go toy shopping regularly ... and talk about what we want,like,try it and laugh our arses off.

Claireack

stargirl69 wrote:

and talk about what we want,like,try it and laugh our arses off.

Humour is by far the best way to keep things fresh - and I didn't know what vanilla was either!

theoceansmademe

stargirl69 wrote:

theoceansmademe wrote:

no it's good to get off but you just wish for more.

Something different than just intercourse or the routine we usually do.

I often think about my game plan through out the day but my ideas are shot down and routine begins again.

Oh yes it is SO important to keep things fresh + fun = fantastic .... we go toy shopping regularly ... and talk about what we want,like,try it and laugh our arses off.

wow, regular toy shopping....very nice.

Love your location--I think the song Unthought Known was greatly influenced by that book.

Also, stargirl SN is that for the Jerry Spenelli book?

Ziggy, my longest dry spell (outside of post kids) was when the wife traveled down under...that sucked.

halszka123

stargirl69 wrote:

theoceansmademe wrote:

but mostly vanilla sex, which is a bit boring.

Scuse my ignorance :oops: what is "vanilla sex" ..... :?: .... it can't be good if it's boring.

And that's why i really like http://www.urbandictionary.com/ site.

There is the best part of english

comebackgirl

stargirl69 wrote:

Just out of interest how long can most peeps go without sex? ..... I used to be able to go a while with previous partners .... but now with my boy I'm like a slavering wench within days if it doesn't happen.
For me timescale has EVERYTHING to do with the person I'm with.

Well we used to have to go for long spells without (8 months being the longest), so now we avoid that at all costs. More than a few days and he starts trying to do it with me in his sleep :? :shock:

stargirl69

theoceansmademe wrote:

stargirl69 wrote:

theoceansmademe wrote:

no it's good to get off but you just wish for more.

Something different than just intercourse or the routine we usually do.

I often think about my game plan through out the day but my ideas are shot down and routine begins again.

Oh yes it is SO important to keep things fresh + fun = fantastic .... we go toy shopping regularly ... and talk about what we want,like,try it and laugh our arses off.

wow, regular toy shopping....very nice.

Love your location--I think the song Unthought Known was greatly influenced by that book.

Also, stargirl SN is that for the Jerry Spenelli book?

Ziggy, my longest dry spell (outside of post kids) was when the wife traveled down under...that sucked.

Yes it's great fun to toy shop .... and we don't have kids

Yes well spotted it is from the Jerry Spenelli book .... fantastic book.
I have always liked being where the wild things are and the 69 is year or birth ..... or something :P

stargirl69

halszka123 wrote:

stargirl69 wrote:

theoceansmademe wrote:

but mostly vanilla sex, which is a bit boring.

Scuse my ignorance :oops: what is "vanilla sex" ..... :?: .... it can't be good if it's boring.

And that's why i really like http://www.urbandictionary.com/ site.

There is the best part of english

Wow what a fab site .... loved the description ..... I have learned that I had years of Vanilla Sex .... glad those days are gone

dcfaithful

theoceansmademe wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

theoceansmademe wrote:

As I predicted earlier today, I had a game plan but the wife is too tired.

So just another sexually frustrated night here.

That fucking shits me when that happens!! :x Too tired?! What kind of excuse is that!?

Thanks for the support, but I am happy to report I have NEVER been to tired, even while sleeping.

I get that too...always very frustrating.

Thank god for Palmela Handerson.

Claireack

dcfaithful wrote:

Thank god for Palmela Handerson.

Whizbang

Steve Dunne wrote:

Bar hopeful? Sig Other(s)? Farm animal(s)?

Always loved saying that to a prospective female...usually got a smile and chuckle before slap!

Me...

prytocorduroy

I have a few numbers I will be calling.