How many times a day do you shower?

The Champ

ZiggyStar wrote:

The Champ wrote:

A 'quickie' in the states usually refers to intercourse, excluding oral and foreplay..there isn't a straight man alive that can last an hour porking a hot chick ..seriously..

It's all about stamina, Champ.....it may take some practice but you'll get there one day!

I don't think I'd ever want to get there as it seems like an awful lot of work on top of everything else ..Jesus....and there is no way my wife could withstand that kind of brutal punishment on a regular basis..

smg97791

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ZiggyStar

The Champ wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

The Champ wrote:

A 'quickie' in the states usually refers to intercourse, excluding oral and foreplay..there isn't a straight man alive that can last an hour porking a hot chick ..seriously..

It's all about stamina, Champ.....it may take some practice but you'll get there one day!

I don't think I'd ever want to get there as it seems like an awful lot of work on top of everything else ..Jesus....and there is no way my wife could withstand that kind of brutal punishment on a regular basis..

ha ha A lot of work with multiple rewards! Well for your wife, anyway!

The Champ

ZiggyStar wrote:

ha ha A lot of work with multiple rewards! Well for your wife, anyway!

Wait, so there really is a way for me to bang a hot chick for an entire hour without me you know what and her taking it willingly?? I thought that only happened in porn..oh wait, even those barely last over 30 minutes, and that's including everything ..

chiquimonkey

i feel like i need a shower just reading this thread

ZiggyStar

chiquimonkey wrote:

i feel like i need a shower just reading this thread

I know....it's disgusting! Keep it in the bedroom people! You all know I don't like to hear about this sort of stuff! Geez.... :roll:

I blame Champ!

The Champ

chiquimonkey wrote:

i feel like i need a shower just reading this thread

I made one innocent comment that somehow turned it all..sorry Chiqui..

chiquimonkey

The Champ wrote:

chiquimonkey wrote:

i feel like i need a shower just reading this thread

I made one innocent comment that somehow turned it all..sorry Chiqui..

hey don't get crazy on me, i wasn't lookin for apologies

ZiggyStar

The Champ wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

ha ha A lot of work with multiple rewards! Well for your wife, anyway!

Wait, so there really is a way for me to bang a hot chick for an entire hour without me you know what and her taking it willingly?? I thought that only happened in porn..oh wait, even those barely last over 30 minutes, and that's including everything ..

I wouldn't know......I'm far too innocent to watch porn. *looks for angel smilie and realises it's on GTP and not the Pit*

The Champ

chiquimonkey wrote:

The Champ wrote:

chiquimonkey wrote:

i feel like i need a shower just reading this thread

I made one innocent comment that somehow turned it all..sorry Chiqui..

hey don't get crazy on me, i wasn't lookin for apologies

It's like riding a bike, Chiqui ..

chiquimonkey

The Champ wrote:

It's like riding a bike, Chiqui ..

there are better things to ride than a bike, sugarpop

ZiggyStar

chiquimonkey wrote:

The Champ wrote:

It's like riding a bike, Chiqui ..

there are better things to ride than a bike, sugarpop

Horses are a lot of fun....




....and that one comment could lead us down a path that I think NONE OF US want to walk...I mean ride... down....you sick sick little puppies who only shower once a day!!!

The Champ

ZiggyStar wrote:

The Champ wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

ha ha A lot of work with multiple rewards! Well for your wife, anyway!

Wait, so there really is a way for me to bang a hot chick for an entire hour without me you know what and her taking it willingly?? I thought that only happened in porn..oh wait, even those barely last over 30 minutes, and that's including everything ..

I wouldn't know......I'm far too innocent to watch porn. *looks for angel smilie and realises it's on GTP and not the Pit*

I thought that place was now MHB..in any case, yes, far too innocent ..

ZiggyStar

The Champ wrote:

I thought that place was now MHB..in any case, yes, far too innocent ..

It is MHB....but the heading still says GTP and everyone still refers to it as GTP....

And I'm glad you agree!

chiquimonkey

ZiggyStar wrote:

chiquimonkey wrote:

The Champ wrote:

It's like riding a bike, Chiqui ..

there are better things to ride than a bike, sugarpop

Horses are a lot of fun....




....and that one comment could lead us down a path that I think NONE OF US want to walk...I mean ride... down....you sick sick little puppies who only shower once a day!!!

to keep on theme, i did take two showers today. one this morning and another tonite to wash my hair

i ain't thinking of the equine variety of beasts though

The Champ

Shit, I have to punch out now..all this from one innocent comment regarding showering before a particular activity involving two people in love..fuck ..I love showering, daily..

ZiggyStar

The Champ wrote:

Shit, I have to punch out now..all this from one innocent comment regarding showering before a particular activity involving two people in love..fuck ..I love showering, daily..

You know me....I just can't help myself sometimes!

Bye! You were fun to play with today! 8-)

pearljgirl2010

mmmmmm......shower

Heatherj43

ZiggyStar wrote:

Heatherj43 wrote:

My daughter takes 2 showers a day. She has her dad's body odors, yet she's fair headed, which I think is rare.

How are body odour and hair colour related?

Through my 54 years here on earth, I have noticed that darker haired people sweat more and have more odors. Just my observation.

Heatherj43

Songburst wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Cliffy6745 wrote:

What is this thing you call a shower?


Kidding. Twice a day most days

Another normal, clean person! There are now THREE of us. 8-)

Showers schmowers. If you want to get clean, ONE good sauna is all you need. Being part Finlander means that a sauna is a necessity in any house I build. The electric ones in the city are OK, but wood-fired saunas at the camp on the lake is where it's at. Getting a sauna stoked up to 110 deg C and then jumping in a lake (especially in the winter) is amazing.

Yuck. I like to be clean BEFORE I go in a sauna. I hate the idea of dirty people in a sauna. I hate being dirty before sex, going in a swimming pool. I am sure there are more reasons I have to shower first, just can't think of them. I hate going to bed dirty. I want to sleep in clean sheets. I don't get why to shower in morning, unless I has sex night before. There is nothing I do in my sleep to make me any dirtier in morning than night before.