How many times a day do you shower?

CHANGEinWAVES

The Champ wrote:

CHANGEinWAVES wrote:

21 mins and how many seconds?

My left eyeball peeks at the alarm clock on the side of the bed, which unfortunately doesn't show the seconds ..

oh, but what if this is an "out of bed" experience?!

The Champ

CHANGEinWAVES wrote:

The Champ wrote:

CHANGEinWAVES wrote:

21 mins and how many seconds?

My left eyeball peeks at the alarm clock on the side of the bed, which unfortunately doesn't show the seconds ..

oh, but what if this is an "out of bed" experience?!

Only been down there with her via a bed, so the time duration for said experience out of bed remains to be seen..you sure are curious ..

ZiggyStar

The Champ wrote:

CHANGEinWAVES wrote:

21 mins and how many seconds?

My left eyeball peeks at the alarm clock on the side of the bed, which unfortunately doesn't show the seconds ..

LOL

Only 21 minutes? That's a bit of a disappointing effort, Champ. You better pick up your game.

ZiggyStar

Songburst wrote:

A nice hot, humid sauna does wonders for the skin. Finlanders tend to look 10-15 years younger than they actually are. Even better is to cut a birch branch off of a tree, warm it up on the sauna rocks a little and get someone to beat your back with it. It is so relaxing, gets your blood circulating and it smells amazing. That said -- I'm going to go and enjoy a nice hot sauna right now -- no birch branches in my place tonight though.

But it makes me feel disgusting.......that burning feeling.......I don't like to feel my skin cooking.

The sun is REALLY fucking hot where I live (my area has the highest rate of skin cancer in the world)....I can't imagine sitting in a hot little box as well just for the fun of it.

Getting beaten with a birch branch sounds kinda cool though!

The Champ

ZiggyStar wrote:

The Champ wrote:

CHANGEinWAVES wrote:

21 mins and how many seconds?

My left eyeball peeks at the alarm clock on the side of the bed, which unfortunately doesn't show the seconds ..

LOL

Only 21 minutes? That's a bit of a disappointing effort, Champ. You better pick up your game.

Are you kidding, isn't 21 minutes a long time devoted down there? Before I met her, it was 5-10 minutes tops, before the hammering began...She's lucky I love her to death and am obligated through marriage to please her ..

CHANGEinWAVES

The Champ wrote:

Are you kidding, isn't 21 minutes a long time devoted down there? Before I met her, it was 5-10 minutes tops, before the hammering began...She's lucky I love her to death and am obligated through marriage to please her ..

I agree 21 mins isn't long enough, but if it gets the job done.
me, I like some repeat action.

The Champ

CHANGEinWAVES wrote:

The Champ wrote:

Are you kidding, isn't 21 minutes a long time devoted down there? Before I met her, it was 5-10 minutes tops, before the hammering began...She's lucky I love her to death and am obligated through marriage to please her ..

I agree 21 mins isn't long enough, but if it gets the job done.
me, I like some repeat action.

Damn you girls are hard to please....yes, it gets the job done..then the 'repeat action' comes in the form of heavy porking..do you girls really give oral for over 21 minutes each time? Come on now ..

CHANGEinWAVES

The Champ wrote:

Damn you girls are hard to please....yes, it gets the job done..then the 'repeat action' comes in the form of heavy porking..do you girls really give oral for over 21 minutes each time? Come on now ..

I expect what I give!

back to the shower topic....

ZiggyStar

The Champ wrote:

Damn you girls are hard to please....yes, it gets the job done..then the 'repeat action' comes in the form of heavy porking..do you girls really give oral for over 21 minutes each time? Come on now ..

Fucking oath!

And yes we are hard to please! I expect oral multiples followed by sex multiples!

CHANGEinWAVES

ZiggyStar wrote:

The Champ wrote:

Damn you girls are hard to please....yes, it gets the job done..then the 'repeat action' comes in the form of heavy porking..do you girls really give oral for over 21 minutes each time? Come on now ..

Fucking oath!

And yes we are hard to please! I expect oral multiples followed by sex multiples!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: agreed :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Songburst

ZiggyStar wrote:

Songburst wrote:

A nice hot, humid sauna does wonders for the skin. Finlanders tend to look 10-15 years younger than they actually are. Even better is to cut a birch branch off of a tree, warm it up on the sauna rocks a little and get someone to beat your back with it. It is so relaxing, gets your blood circulating and it smells amazing. That said -- I'm going to go and enjoy a nice hot sauna right now -- no birch branches in my place tonight though.

But it makes me feel disgusting.......that burning feeling.......I don't like to feel my skin cooking.

The sun is REALLY fucking hot where I live (my area has the highest rate of skin cancer in the world)....I can't imagine sitting in a hot little box as well just for the fun of it.

Getting beaten with a birch branch sounds kinda cool though!

You just haven't had a proper sauna yet if you feel like your skin was cooking -- it must have been too dry.

I couldn't live in a really hot place -- I live in a winter haven -- the sun isn't bad here at all -- need the saunas to warm up most of the year. Although right now I'm sitting on my deck getting eaten alive by mosquitos trying to cool down -- haha.

The Champ

ZiggyStar wrote:

The Champ wrote:

Damn you girls are hard to please....yes, it gets the job done..then the 'repeat action' comes in the form of heavy porking..do you girls really give oral for over 21 minutes each time? Come on now ..

Fucking oath!

And yes we are hard to please! I expect oral multiples followed by sex multiples!

How much fucking time do you guys have?..wow..I'm lucky if we're able to get it done three times per week..oral both ways and intercourse equals about one hour already..so you guys are talking about multiple times per session? Fuck that ..

ZiggyStar

The Champ wrote:

How much fucking time do you guys have?..wow..I'm lucky if we're able to get it done three times per week..oral both ways and intercourse equals about one hour already..so you guys are talking about multiple times per session? Fuck that ..

That's exactly what I'm talking about!

ZiggyStar

I really need to stop talking about it.......I'll get carried away and then this thread will get locked.......like the other three threads they locked a few days ago.

Back to showers.......

I don't have a bath right now...........oh how I miss sitting back having a long hot bath and drinking a beer. *siggggh*

The Champ

ZiggyStar wrote:

The Champ wrote:

How much fucking time do you guys have?..wow..I'm lucky if we're able to get it done three times per week..oral both ways and intercourse equals about one hour already..so you guys are talking about multiple times per session? Fuck that ..

That's exactly what I'm talking about!

So if you only do the above scenario twice, we're already talking two hours per session..damn, that sounds like heaven, though not feasible in the real world, unfortunately..anyway to get back on topic, I enjoy showers with a golden tint..

ZiggyStar

The Champ wrote:

So if you only do the above scenario twice, we're already talking two hours per session..damn, that sounds like heaven, though not feasible in the real world, unfortunately..anyway to get back on topic, I enjoy showers with a golden tint..

Golden showers are the BEST! :? :shock: :? ........ (not)

The whole shit, piss and spew thing still baffles me....and I have never been the same since Tigress tricked me into watching 2girls1cup....

Moving on...

I have watermelon soap right now......smells like shit.....well not literally shit.......but there's only so much watermelon a girl can fucking smell like, ya know?.....

The Champ

ZiggyStar wrote:

The Champ wrote:

So if you only do the above scenario twice, we're already talking two hours per session..damn, that sounds like heaven, though not feasible in the real world, unfortunately..anyway to get back on topic, I enjoy showers with a golden tint..

Golden showers are the BEST! :? :shock: :? ........ (not)

The whole shit, piss and spew thing still baffles me....and I have never been the same since Tigress tricked me into watching 2girls1cup....

Moving on...

I have watermelon soap right now......smells like shit.....well not literally shit.......but there's only so much watermelon a girl can fucking smell like, ya know?.....

Was only kidding regarding the delicious golden stream, as were you girls about indulging in sexual activity for nearly two hours per session ..

ZiggyStar

The Champ wrote:

Was only kidding regarding the delicious golden stream, as were you girls about indulging in sexual activity for nearly two hours per session ..

Yeah....you're right....not every session.....once a month or so we'll have what I call "a quickie" that lasts an hour or so!

The Champ

ZiggyStar wrote:

The Champ wrote:

Was only kidding regarding the delicious golden stream, as were you girls about indulging in sexual activity for nearly two hours per session ..

Yeah....you're right....not every session.....once a month or so we'll have what I call "a quickie" that lasts an hour or so!

A 'quickie' in the states usually refers to intercourse, excluding oral and foreplay..there isn't a straight man alive that can last an hour porking a hot chick ..seriously..

ZiggyStar

The Champ wrote:

A 'quickie' in the states usually refers to intercourse, excluding oral and foreplay..there isn't a straight man alive that can last an hour porking a hot chick ..seriously..

It's all about stamina, Champ.....it may take some practice but you'll get there one day!