A nice hot, humid sauna does wonders for the skin. Finlanders tend to look 10-15 years younger than they actually are. Even better is to cut a birch branch off of a tree, warm it up on the sauna rocks a little and get someone to beat your back with it. It is so relaxing, gets your blood circulating and it smells amazing. That said -- I'm going to go and enjoy a nice hot sauna right now -- no birch branches in my place tonight though.
But it makes me feel disgusting.......that burning feeling.......I don't like to feel my skin cooking.
The sun is REALLY fucking hot where I live (my area has the highest rate of skin cancer in the world)....I can't imagine sitting in a hot little box as well just for the fun of it.
Getting beaten with a birch branch sounds kinda cool though!
You just haven't had a proper sauna yet if you feel like your skin was cooking -- it must have been too dry.
I couldn't live in a really hot place -- I live in a winter haven -- the sun isn't bad here at all -- need the saunas to warm up most of the year. Although right now I'm sitting on my deck getting eaten alive by mosquitos trying to cool down -- haha.
1/12/1879, 4/8/1156, 2/6/1977, who gives a shit, ...
Damn you girls are hard to please....yes, it gets the job done..then the 'repeat action' comes in the form of heavy porking..do you girls really give oral for over 21 minutes each time? Come on now ..
Fucking oath!
And yes we are hard to please! I expect oral multiples followed by sex multiples!
How much fucking time do you guys have?..wow..I'm lucky if we're able to get it done three times per week..oral both ways and intercourse equals about one hour already..so you guys are talking about multiple times per session? Fuck that ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
How much fucking time do you guys have?..wow..I'm lucky if we're able to get it done three times per week..oral both ways and intercourse equals about one hour already..so you guys are talking about multiple times per session? Fuck that ..
I really need to stop talking about it.......I'll get carried away and then this thread will get locked.......like the other three threads they locked a few days ago.
Back to showers.......
I don't have a bath right now...........oh how I miss sitting back having a long hot bath and drinking a beer. *siggggh*
How much fucking time do you guys have?..wow..I'm lucky if we're able to get it done three times per week..oral both ways and intercourse equals about one hour already..so you guys are talking about multiple times per session? Fuck that ..
That's exactly what I'm talking about!
So if you only do the above scenario twice, we're already talking two hours per session..damn, that sounds like heaven, though not feasible in the real world, unfortunately..anyway to get back on topic, I enjoy showers with a golden tint..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
So if you only do the above scenario twice, we're already talking two hours per session..damn, that sounds like heaven, though not feasible in the real world, unfortunately..anyway to get back on topic, I enjoy showers with a golden tint..
Golden showers are the BEST! :? :shock: :? ........ (not)
The whole shit, piss and spew thing still baffles me....and I have never been the same since Tigress tricked me into watching 2girls1cup....
Moving on...
I have watermelon soap right now......smells like shit.....well not literally shit.......but there's only so much watermelon a girl can fucking smell like, ya know?.....
So if you only do the above scenario twice, we're already talking two hours per session..damn, that sounds like heaven, though not feasible in the real world, unfortunately..anyway to get back on topic, I enjoy showers with a golden tint..
Golden showers are the BEST! :? :shock: :? ........ (not)
The whole shit, piss and spew thing still baffles me....and I have never been the same since Tigress tricked me into watching 2girls1cup....
Moving on...
I have watermelon soap right now......smells like shit.....well not literally shit.......but there's only so much watermelon a girl can fucking smell like, ya know?.....
Was only kidding regarding the delicious golden stream, as were you girls about indulging in sexual activity for nearly two hours per session ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Was only kidding regarding the delicious golden stream, as were you girls about indulging in sexual activity for nearly two hours per session ..
Yeah....you're right....not every session.....once a month or so we'll have what I call "a quickie" that lasts an hour or so!
A 'quickie' in the states usually refers to intercourse, excluding oral and foreplay..there isn't a straight man alive that can last an hour porking a hot chick ..seriously..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
A 'quickie' in the states usually refers to intercourse, excluding oral and foreplay..there isn't a straight man alive that can last an hour porking a hot chick ..seriously..
It's all about stamina, Champ.....it may take some practice but you'll get there one day!
A 'quickie' in the states usually refers to intercourse, excluding oral and foreplay..there isn't a straight man alive that can last an hour porking a hot chick ..seriously..
It's all about stamina, Champ.....it may take some practice but you'll get there one day!
I don't think I'd ever want to get there as it seems like an awful lot of work on top of everything else ..Jesus....and there is no way my wife could withstand that kind of brutal punishment on a regular basis..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
A 'quickie' in the states usually refers to intercourse, excluding oral and foreplay..there isn't a straight man alive that can last an hour porking a hot chick ..seriously..
It's all about stamina, Champ.....it may take some practice but you'll get there one day!
I don't think I'd ever want to get there as it seems like an awful lot of work on top of everything else ..Jesus....and there is no way my wife could withstand that kind of brutal punishment on a regular basis..
ha ha A lot of work with multiple rewards! Well for your wife, anyway!
ha ha A lot of work with multiple rewards! Well for your wife, anyway!
Wait, so there really is a way for me to bang a hot chick for an entire hour without me you know what and her taking it willingly?? I thought that only happened in porn..oh wait, even those barely last over 30 minutes, and that's including everything ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
i feel like i need a shower just reading this thread
I made one innocent comment that somehow turned it all..sorry Chiqui..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
ha ha A lot of work with multiple rewards! Well for your wife, anyway!
Wait, so there really is a way for me to bang a hot chick for an entire hour without me you know what and her taking it willingly?? I thought that only happened in porn..oh wait, even those barely last over 30 minutes, and that's including everything ..
I wouldn't know......I'm far too innocent to watch porn. *looks for angel smilie and realises it's on GTP and not the Pit*
i feel like i need a shower just reading this thread
I made one innocent comment that somehow turned it all..sorry Chiqui..
hey don't get crazy on me, i wasn't lookin for apologies
It's like riding a bike, Chiqui ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
there are better things to ride than a bike, sugarpop
Horses are a lot of fun....
....and that one comment could lead us down a path that I think NONE OF US want to walk...I mean ride... down....you sick sick little puppies who only shower once a day!!!
ha ha A lot of work with multiple rewards! Well for your wife, anyway!
Wait, so there really is a way for me to bang a hot chick for an entire hour without me you know what and her taking it willingly?? I thought that only happened in porn..oh wait, even those barely last over 30 minutes, and that's including everything ..
I wouldn't know......I'm far too innocent to watch porn. *looks for angel smilie and realises it's on GTP and not the Pit*
I thought that place was now MHB..in any case, yes, far too innocent ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
there are better things to ride than a bike, sugarpop
Horses are a lot of fun....
....and that one comment could lead us down a path that I think NONE OF US want to walk...I mean ride... down....you sick sick little puppies who only shower once a day!!!
to keep on theme, i did take two showers today. one this morning and another tonite to wash my hair
i ain't thinking of the equine variety of beasts though
Shit, I have to punch out now..all this from one innocent comment regarding showering before a particular activity involving two people in love..fuck ..I love showering, daily..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Shit, I have to punch out now..all this from one innocent comment regarding showering before a particular activity involving two people in love..fuck ..I love showering, daily..
You know me....I just can't help myself sometimes!
Another normal, clean person! There are now THREE of us.
Showers schmowers. If you want to get clean, ONE good sauna is all you need. Being part Finlander means that a sauna is a necessity in any house I build. The electric ones in the city are OK, but wood-fired saunas at the camp on the lake is where it's at. Getting a sauna stoked up to 110 deg C and then jumping in a lake (especially in the winter) is amazing.
Yuck. I like to be clean BEFORE I go in a sauna. I hate the idea of dirty people in a sauna. I hate being dirty before sex, going in a swimming pool. I am sure there are more reasons I have to shower first, just can't think of them. I hate going to bed dirty. I want to sleep in clean sheets. I don't get why to shower in morning, unless I has sex night before. There is nothing I do in my sleep to make me any dirtier in morning than night before.
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I couldn't live in a really hot place -- I live in a winter haven -- the sun isn't bad here at all -- need the saunas to warm up most of the year. Although right now I'm sitting on my deck getting eaten alive by mosquitos trying to cool down -- haha.
How much fucking time do you guys have?..wow..I'm lucky if we're able to get it done three times per week..oral both ways and intercourse equals about one hour already..so you guys are talking about multiple times per session? Fuck that
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
That's exactly what I'm talking about!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Back to showers.......
I don't have a bath right now...........oh how I miss sitting back having a long hot bath and drinking a beer. *siggggh*
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
So if you only do the above scenario twice, we're already talking two hours per session..damn, that sounds like heaven, though not feasible in the real world, unfortunately..anyway to get back on topic, I enjoy showers with a golden tint..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Golden showers are the BEST! :? :shock: :? ........ (not)
The whole shit, piss and spew thing still baffles me....and I have never been the same since Tigress tricked me into watching 2girls1cup....
Moving on...
I have watermelon soap right now......smells like shit.....well not literally shit.......but there's only so much watermelon a girl can fucking smell like, ya know?.....
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Was only kidding regarding the delicious golden stream, as were you girls about indulging in sexual activity for nearly two hours per session
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Yeah....you're right....not every session.....once a month or so we'll have what I call "a quickie" that lasts an hour or so!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
A 'quickie' in the states usually refers to intercourse, excluding oral and foreplay..there isn't a straight man alive that can last an hour porking a hot chick
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
It's all about stamina, Champ.....it may take some practice but you'll get there one day!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
I don't think I'd ever want to get there as it seems like an awful lot of work on top of everything else
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
ha ha A lot of work with multiple rewards!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Wait, so there really is a way for me to bang a hot chick for an entire hour without me you know what and her taking it willingly?? I thought that only happened in porn..oh wait, even those barely last over 30 minutes, and that's including everything
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
I know....it's disgusting! Keep it in the bedroom people! You all know I don't like to hear about this sort of stuff! Geez.... :roll:
I blame Champ!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
I made one innocent comment that somehow turned it all..sorry Chiqui..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
I wouldn't know......I'm far too innocent to watch porn. *looks for angel smilie and realises it's on GTP and not the Pit*
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
It's like riding a bike, Chiqui
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Horses are a lot of fun....
....and that one comment could lead us down a path that I think NONE OF US want to walk...I mean ride... down....you sick sick little puppies who only shower once a day!!!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
I thought that place was now MHB..in any case, yes, far too innocent
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
It is MHB....but the heading still says GTP and everyone still refers to it as GTP....
And I'm glad you agree!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
i ain't thinking of the equine variety of beasts though
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
You know me....I just can't help myself sometimes!
Bye! You were fun to play with today!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Whatever you are, be a good one --Lincoln