Signs of my advanced age:

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mydogmookieblaylock
mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
edited June 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
1. I am up everyday at 5 am (including weekends)
2. I drink coffee until noon
3. I am embracing my grey highlights (see what I mean)
4. No matter how much I work out I can never say I'm in the best shape of my life
5. I pay all my bills on time
6. Drugs don't sound fun
7. I enjoy watching people go crazy at concerts instead of going crazy myself
8. I can't wear shirts with curse words on them
9. I just said curse words
10. I enjoy watching the news
11. I make old age lists
12. I crank it up to 8

There are 10 ..... I am sure I forgot some because I am so old.

I am sure we can get this list to 100.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    you make old age lists
    81 is now off the air

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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    81 wrote:
    you make old age lists
    :lol:
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    You crank it up to 8
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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    What? I'm having trouble reading the font size
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    It's an off day if the term "These kids today..." is not spoken.
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    2 Slices, 3rd one gives me heartburn. Used to eat the entire pizza.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    get the hell off of my yard
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I listen to NPR
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,799
    Not only do you pass on GA seats, because there is no way in hell you will be caught up in that madness.
    But you seriously consider just going for the Upper Bowl, and pass on the Lower Bowl seating too.

    The further from the stage.
    The better.

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Not only do you pass on GA seats, because there is no way in hell you will be caught up in that madness.
    But you seriously consider just going for the Upper Bowl, and pass on the Lower Bowl seating too.

    The further from the stage.
    The better.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    near the bathrooms, right?
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,799
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Not only do you pass on GA seats, because there is no way in hell you will be caught up in that madness.
    But you seriously consider just going for the Upper Bowl, and pass on the Lower Bowl seating too.

    The further from the stage.
    The better.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    near the bathrooms, right?
    Exactly!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,797
    I refer to things that happened in the 90s as if they happened yesterday.
    After a typical day of work, I go to bed before 11 PM instead of go out at 11 PM.
    I still refer to Putin as 'that new guy'
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Not only do you pass on GA seats, because there is no way in hell you will be caught up in that madness.
    But you seriously consider just going for the Upper Bowl, and pass on the Lower Bowl seating too.

    The further from the stage.
    The better.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    near the bathrooms, right?
    :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    I have no patience for digital music, I much prefer tapes and CD's.
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,799
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    :lol:
    When all is said and done.
    You just may end up in a seat that is in the mens Bathroom.

    GA my Ass.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I have no patience for digital music, I much prefer tapes and CD's.

    8-track or vinyl
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    you pass a buick and think..hmm....that's a nice looking car
    81 is now off the air

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  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,799
    81 wrote:
    you pass a buick and think..hmm....that's a nice looking car
    I havent thought of passing a car, in years..

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,797
    81 wrote:
    you pass a buick and think..hmm....that's a nice looking car

    :lol:

    Your idea of a good dinner is Homestyle Buffet and the best time to eat it is as 4:30.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    :lol:
    When all is said and done.
    You just may end up in a seat that is in the mens Bathroom.

    GA my Ass.

    or do GA, but stay in the back, near the bathrooms
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    :lol:
    When all is said and done.
    You just may end up in a seat that is in the mens Bathroom.

    GA my Ass.
    ill go to Brazil to dance some samba and have fun with bikinis at the beach instead....
    Wrigley my ass!!
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,797
    You dont buy cases of beer anymore. Now it is a 12 unless you are making a day of it.
    :oops:
    Maybe that is just me.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    I eat supper (yeah i call it supper now) at 4:45 and put on a pot of coffee at 5 - then sit in the window and watch the neighbors get home from work til the news comes on.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    you think a track suit is the perfect attire for any event.
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Who the fuck is Kate Upton?


    I had no idea either :?
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    81 wrote:
    you think a track suit is the perfect attire for any event.


    At what age is this ever been acceptable? :lol:
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    you have suspenders for your socks.
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    you have suspenders for your socks.

    which you wear with your mandals and shorts (dark socks, of course)
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    what is this thread about
    81 is now off the air

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    being proud of staying up until 9 before going to bed

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