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Signs of my advanced age:

mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
edited June 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
1. I am up everyday at 5 am (including weekends)
2. I drink coffee until noon
3. I am embracing my grey highlights (see what I mean)
4. No matter how much I work out I can never say I'm in the best shape of my life
5. I pay all my bills on time
6. Drugs don't sound fun
7. I enjoy watching people go crazy at concerts instead of going crazy myself
8. I can't wear shirts with curse words on them
9. I just said curse words
10. I enjoy watching the news
11. I make old age lists
12. I crank it up to 8

There are 10 ..... I am sure I forgot some because I am so old.

I am sure we can get this list to 100.
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    you make old age lists
    81 is now off the air

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    mca47mca47 Posts: 13,256
    81 wrote:
    you make old age lists
    :lol:
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    You crank it up to 8
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    LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    What? I'm having trouble reading the font size
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    It's an off day if the term "These kids today..." is not spoken.
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    2 Slices, 3rd one gives me heartburn. Used to eat the entire pizza.
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    get the hell off of my yard
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I listen to NPR
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    SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 24,804
    Not only do you pass on GA seats, because there is no way in hell you will be caught up in that madness.
    But you seriously consider just going for the Upper Bowl, and pass on the Lower Bowl seating too.

    The further from the stage.
    The better.

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Not only do you pass on GA seats, because there is no way in hell you will be caught up in that madness.
    But you seriously consider just going for the Upper Bowl, and pass on the Lower Bowl seating too.

    The further from the stage.
    The better.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    near the bathrooms, right?
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    SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 24,804
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Not only do you pass on GA seats, because there is no way in hell you will be caught up in that madness.
    But you seriously consider just going for the Upper Bowl, and pass on the Lower Bowl seating too.

    The further from the stage.
    The better.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    near the bathrooms, right?
    Exactly!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,629
    I refer to things that happened in the 90s as if they happened yesterday.
    After a typical day of work, I go to bed before 11 PM instead of go out at 11 PM.
    I still refer to Putin as 'that new guy'
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Not only do you pass on GA seats, because there is no way in hell you will be caught up in that madness.
    But you seriously consider just going for the Upper Bowl, and pass on the Lower Bowl seating too.

    The further from the stage.
    The better.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    near the bathrooms, right?
    :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,380
    I have no patience for digital music, I much prefer tapes and CD's.
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    SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 24,804
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    :lol:
    When all is said and done.
    You just may end up in a seat that is in the mens Bathroom.

    GA my Ass.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I have no patience for digital music, I much prefer tapes and CD's.

    8-track or vinyl
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    you pass a buick and think..hmm....that's a nice looking car
    81 is now off the air

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    SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 24,804
    81 wrote:
    you pass a buick and think..hmm....that's a nice looking car
    I havent thought of passing a car, in years..

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,629
    81 wrote:
    you pass a buick and think..hmm....that's a nice looking car

    :lol:

    Your idea of a good dinner is Homestyle Buffet and the best time to eat it is as 4:30.
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    :lol:
    When all is said and done.
    You just may end up in a seat that is in the mens Bathroom.

    GA my Ass.

    or do GA, but stay in the back, near the bathrooms
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    :lol:
    When all is said and done.
    You just may end up in a seat that is in the mens Bathroom.

    GA my Ass.
    ill go to Brazil to dance some samba and have fun with bikinis at the beach instead....
    Wrigley my ass!!
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,629
    You dont buy cases of beer anymore. Now it is a 12 unless you are making a day of it.
    :oops:
    Maybe that is just me.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    I eat supper (yeah i call it supper now) at 4:45 and put on a pot of coffee at 5 - then sit in the window and watch the neighbors get home from work til the news comes on.
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    you think a track suit is the perfect attire for any event.
    81 is now off the air

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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Who the fuck is Kate Upton?


    I had no idea either :?
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    81 wrote:
    you think a track suit is the perfect attire for any event.


    At what age is this ever been acceptable? :lol:
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    you have suspenders for your socks.
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    you have suspenders for your socks.

    which you wear with your mandals and shorts (dark socks, of course)
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    what is this thread about
    81 is now off the air

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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    being proud of staying up until 9 before going to bed
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