Signs of my advanced age:
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mydogmookieblaylock
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1. I am up everyday at 5 am (including weekends)
2. I drink coffee until noon
3. I am embracing my grey highlights (see what I mean)
4. No matter how much I work out I can never say I'm in the best shape of my life
5. I pay all my bills on time
6. Drugs don't sound fun
7. I enjoy watching people go crazy at concerts instead of going crazy myself
8. I can't wear shirts with curse words on them
9. I just said curse words
10. I enjoy watching the news
11. I make old age lists
12. I crank it up to 8
There are 10 ..... I am sure I forgot some because I am so old.
I am sure we can get this list to 100.
2. I drink coffee until noon
3. I am embracing my grey highlights (see what I mean)
4. No matter how much I work out I can never say I'm in the best shape of my life
5. I pay all my bills on time
6. Drugs don't sound fun
7. I enjoy watching people go crazy at concerts instead of going crazy myself
8. I can't wear shirts with curse words on them
9. I just said curse words
10. I enjoy watching the news
11. I make old age lists
12. I crank it up to 8
There are 10 ..... I am sure I forgot some because I am so old.
I am sure we can get this list to 100.
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276you make old age lists81 is now off the air0
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You crank it up to 80
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What? I'm having trouble reading the font size0
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It's an off day if the term "These kids today..." is not spoken.0
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2 Slices, 3rd one gives me heartburn. Used to eat the entire pizza.0
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get the hell off of my yard0
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I listen to NPR0
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Not only do you pass on GA seats, because there is no way in hell you will be caught up in that madness.
But you seriously consider just going for the Upper Bowl, and pass on the Lower Bowl seating too.
The further from the stage.
The better.Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....0 -
SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:Not only do you pass on GA seats, because there is no way in hell you will be caught up in that madness.
But you seriously consider just going for the Upper Bowl, and pass on the Lower Bowl seating too.
The further from the stage.
The better.
near the bathrooms, right?0 -
rick1zoo2 wrote:SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:Not only do you pass on GA seats, because there is no way in hell you will be caught up in that madness.
But you seriously consider just going for the Upper Bowl, and pass on the Lower Bowl seating too.
The further from the stage.
The better.
near the bathrooms, right?Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....0 -
I refer to things that happened in the 90s as if they happened yesterday.
After a typical day of work, I go to bed before 11 PM instead of go out at 11 PM.
I still refer to Putin as 'that new guy'The love he receives is the love that is saved0 -
rick1zoo2 wrote:SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:Not only do you pass on GA seats, because there is no way in hell you will be caught up in that madness.
But you seriously consider just going for the Upper Bowl, and pass on the Lower Bowl seating too.
The further from the stage.
The better.
near the bathrooms, right?"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”0 -
I have no patience for digital music, I much prefer tapes and CD's.WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 20
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dimitrispearljam wrote:
You just may end up in a seat that is in the mens Bathroom.
GA my Ass.Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....0 -
81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276you pass a buick and think..hmm....that's a nice looking car81 is now off the air0
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81 wrote:you pass a buick and think..hmm....that's a nice looking carTake me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....0 -
81 wrote:you pass a buick and think..hmm....that's a nice looking car
Your idea of a good dinner is Homestyle Buffet and the best time to eat it is as 4:30.The love he receives is the love that is saved0 -
SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:dimitrispearljam wrote:
You just may end up in a seat that is in the mens Bathroom.
GA my Ass.
or do GA, but stay in the back, near the bathrooms0 -
SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:dimitrispearljam wrote:
You just may end up in a seat that is in the mens Bathroom.
GA my Ass.
Wrigley my ass!!"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”0 -
You dont buy cases of beer anymore. Now it is a 12 unless you are making a day of it.
:oops:
Maybe that is just me.The love he receives is the love that is saved0 -
I eat supper (yeah i call it supper now) at 4:45 and put on a pot of coffee at 5 - then sit in the window and watch the neighbors get home from work til the news comes on.0
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276you think a track suit is the perfect attire for any event.81 is now off the air0
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81 wrote:you think a track suit is the perfect attire for any event.
At what age is this ever been acceptable?0 -
81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276you have suspenders for your socks.81 is now off the air0
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276what is this thread about81 is now off the air0
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being proud of staying up until 9 before going to bed0
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