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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,141
    Spoke with a woman named Marilyn Monroe today. It was a wrong number so the call didn't go far. But of course she starts off the call by saying "Hello this is Marilyn Monroe and I am trying to reach Judy!" 
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  • NinetytworulesNinetytworules Boston Posts: 454
    Meatballs 

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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,141
    edited October 2018
    I got off the phone with Charles Dickens Jr just now.

    So naturally I said, "Mr. Dickens, I loved Great Expectations when I was in high school!"

    CRICKETS. ABSOLUTE CRICKETS....Just....nothing. He was not having it. 
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,171
    Should have been more subtle, like saying "Mr. Dickens I have great expectations that we will have a successful business relationship." 

    Or..."Mr. Dickens, I hope this mortgage isn't for a Bleak House"
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,382
    I got off the phone with Charles Dickens Jr just now.

    So naturally I said, "Mr. Dickens, I loved Great Expectations when I was in high school!"

    CRICKETS. ABSOLUTE CRICKETS....Just....nothing. He was not having it. 
    YOU ARE not very funny.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,587
    Poncier said:
    Should have been more subtle, like saying "Mr. Dickens I have great expectations that we will have a successful business relationship." 

    Or..."Mr. Dickens, I hope this mortgage isn't for a Bleak House"
    Ugggh. Bleak House.  Liked my Dickens class but did not enjoy Bleak House.  Fucking Jarndyce and Jarndyce!
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  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Poncier said:
    Should have been more subtle, like saying "Mr. Dickens I have great expectations that we will have a successful business relationship." 

    Or..."Mr. Dickens, I hope this mortgage isn't for a Bleak House"
    Ugggh. Bleak House.  Liked my Dickens class but did not enjoy Bleak House.  Fucking Jarndyce and Jarndyce!
    I remember laughing out loud at the passage with the Jellyby kid who got his head caught between the bannisters and his mom don’t give a fuck. 
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,141
    Currently working with a client named Barbara Bush. It's been a pleasure helping her. She is an American treasure. 
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,141
    Shortly after speaking with Barbara Bush, I had a conversation with Mathew Sweet. 
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,171
    Sweet!
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  • JK_LivinJK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,364
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  • hauntingfamiliarhauntingfamiliar Wilmington, NC Posts: 10,217
    There is a new landlord that recently started managing a bunch of properties that my clients rent. His name is TOM CRUZE.  He gets really aggravated when you mention anything about his name being Tom "Cruise", but Come On!!!! Don't use Tom Cruze as your official business name (that I have to write a check to every month) if you don't want to hear the wrath. And I just found out today that he drives a Lamborghini. Lmfao. He is completely channeling Days Of Thunder....which incidentally was filmed here in NASCAR country. 
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,769
    My name is Marsha, if I got pissed off every time I heard Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, I'd be one miserable person. 

  • The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,141
    Just had a conversation on the phone with a gentlemen who introduced himself like this: "Hi this is Don Johnson!"
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  • LoujoeLoujoe Posts: 7,606
    Funny
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,382
    Currently working with a client named Barbara Bush. It's been a pleasure helping her. She is an American treasure. 
    I heard that “the” barbara bush drank so much she would have burned for days if she had been cremated.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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