Hi! This is Bill Murray!

The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there.Posts: 34,783
edited November 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
guy calls into my work today:

guy- Hi! This is Bill Murray!

me (sarcastically)- Bill Murray? Wow I loved you in Lost in Translation!

guy- ...................dead silence for 5 solid, and i mean solid, seconds........which is a longer amount of time than it seems

guy- I'm not the actor.

me- Uh....yeah I know....I was just.....okay, how can I help you?


if your name is bill fucking murray and you're clearly tired of people goofing around with your name, don't start a conversation by celebrating the fact that you are named bill fucking murray. or go by william or something.


could be worse. could have be named mike bolton :lol:
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  • photogirllizphotogirlliz Posts: 2,491
    guy calls into my work today:

    guy- Hi! This is Bill Murray!

    me (sarcastically)- Bill Murray? Wow I loved you in Lost in Translation!

    guy- ...................dead silence for 5 solid, and i mean solid, seconds........which is a longer amount of time than it seems

    guy- I'm not the actor.

    me- Uh....yeah I know....I was just.....okay, how can I help you?


    if your name is bill fucking murray and you're clearly tired of people goofing around with your name, don't start a conversation by celebrating the fact that you are named bill fucking murray. or go by william or something.


    could be worse. could have be named mike bolton :lol:
    :lol:
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain.Posts: 28,553
    Good story!

    If I was the guy I think I'd go by William, Willy, Billy, Liam or Patty.
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  • normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool.Posts: 31,139
    the first movie that came to mind was Lost in Translation?

    don't get me wrong, great movie but stripes didn't come to mind? ghostbusters? caddyshack? groundhog day?! :P
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not.Posts: 58,276
    brianlux wrote:
    Good story!

    If I was the guy I think I'd go by William, Willy, Billy, Liam or Patty.
    What about bob?
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not.Posts: 58,276
    norm wrote:
    the first movie that came to mind was Lost in Translation?

    don't get me wrong, great movie but stripes didn't come to mind? ghostbusters? caddyshack? groundhog day?! :P
    :lol:
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    I met a Michael James Fox at work once....and he actually signed a legal document as "Michael J Fox". What a fuckhead! :lol:
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there.Posts: 34,783
    norm wrote:
    the first movie that came to mind was Lost in Translation?

    don't get me wrong, great movie but stripes didn't come to mind? ghostbusters? caddyshack? groundhog day?! :P

    i looooove lost in translation and it's been on my dvr lately. been watching snippets of it here and there.


    and scarlet....oh scarlet...
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    norm wrote:
    the first movie that came to mind was Lost in Translation?

    don't get me wrong, great movie but stripes didn't come to mind? ghostbusters? caddyshack? groundhog day?!

    Or What About Bob? :lol:
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  • normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool.Posts: 31,139
    norm wrote:
    the first movie that came to mind was Lost in Translation?

    don't get me wrong, great movie but stripes didn't come to mind? ghostbusters? caddyshack? groundhog day?! :P

    i looooove lost in translation and it's been on my dvr lately. been watching snippets of it here and there.


    and scarlet....oh scarlet...

    understandable...haven't watched it in quite some time but yeah...scarlett
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there.Posts: 34,783
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    norm wrote:
    norm wrote:
    the first movie that came to mind was Lost in Translation?

    don't get me wrong, great movie but stripes didn't come to mind? ghostbusters? caddyshack? groundhog day?! :P

    i looooove lost in translation and it's been on my dvr lately. been watching snippets of it here and there.


    and scarlet....oh scarlet...

    understandable...haven't watched it in quite some time but yeah...scarlett
    back off fuckers! she's mine :twisted:
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 15,728
    Billiam.

    Billy.


    Bil. With ONE L.

    bILL


    Hi This is Bill B I double hockey sticks Murray!!!! I wants to refi!!! Kin ya hep a guy out?
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  • normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool.Posts: 31,139
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    norm wrote:
    the first movie that came to mind was Lost in Translation?

    don't get me wrong, great movie but stripes didn't come to mind? ghostbusters? caddyshack? groundhog day?!

    Or What About Bob? :lol:


    http://youtu.be/4x8SmN15TfQ

    :P
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I get this all of the time too but usually it's because I introduce myself over the phone as 81. :P :D
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there.Posts: 34,783
    DS1119 wrote:
    I get this all of the time too but usually it's because I introduce myself over the phone as 81. :P :D

    hey! i loved you in the newbie thread!
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    Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

    Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 31,434
    guy calls into my work today:

    guy- Hi! This is Bill Murray!

    me (sarcastically)- Bill Murray? Wow I loved you in Lost in Translation!



    if your name is bill fucking murray and you're clearly tired of people goofing around with your name, don't start a conversation by celebrating the fact that you are named bill fucking murray. or go by william or something.

    should have said Zombieland :lol:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KugiqORzaPs
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    DS1119 wrote:
    I get this all of the time too but usually it's because I introduce myself over the phone as 81. :P :D

    hey! i loved you in the newbie thread!

    :thumbup:
    " I am sorry I am a Yankee fan because the Tigers are just better"

    I saw the band once on TV

    I am an angry black man
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not.Posts: 58,276
    brianlux wrote:
    Good story!

    If I was the guy I think I'd go by William, Willy, Billy, Liam or Patty.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5ouOa9k0gE
    81 is now off the air

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    for relaxing times....make it...santori times

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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there.Posts: 34,783
    spoke a lady at work with the last name of "Hoch."

    she would not say her last name. she kept spelling it. i thought that was odd as it's not a difficult name to spell or pronounce...or so i thought.

    eventually i told her that i was just curious as to what the correct pronunciation is. was it hoch or hOch (different emphasis on the "o".)

    after a slight pause she finally tells me the correct pronunciation is......."Ho." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    i moved right along to our next topic of discussion.... :lol:
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  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,729
    i like bill in wes anderson movies most- rushmore, royal tennenbaums and the life aquatic
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,361
    guy calls into my work today:

    guy- Hi! This is Bill Murray!

    me (sarcastically)- Bill Murray? Wow I loved you in Lost in Translation!



    if your name is bill fucking murray and you're clearly tired of people goofing around with your name, don't start a conversation by celebrating the fact that you are named bill fucking murray. or go by william or something.

    should have said Zombieland :lol:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KugiqORzaPs

    My thoughts exactly!
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there.Posts: 34,783
    davidtrios wrote:
    i like bill in wes anderson movies most- rushmore, royal tennenbaums and the life aquatic


    "nice nurse's uniform."

    "these are O.R scrubs."

    "OH ARE they?"


    i know it's not murray---but that line is a classic :lol:
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  • normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool.Posts: 31,139
    davidtrios wrote:
    i like bill in wes anderson movies most- rushmore, royal tennenbaums and the life aquatic


    "nice nurse's uniform."

    "these are O.R scrubs."

    "OH ARE they?"


    i know it's not murray---but that line is a classic :lol:

    that is a great scene...and bill is perfect in it
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,729
    norm wrote:
    davidtrios wrote:
    i like bill in wes anderson movies most- rushmore, royal tennenbaums and the life aquatic


    "nice nurse's uniform."

    "these are O.R scrubs."

    "OH ARE they?"


    i know it's not murray---but that line is a classic :lol:

    that is a great scene...and bill is perfect in it


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKuAl1QvuI8

    amazing!!!
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