Hi! This is Bill Murray!

The Juggler

Spoke with a woman named Marilyn Monroe today. It was a wrong number so the call didn't go far. But of course she starts off the call by saying "Hello this is Marilyn Monroe and I am trying to reach Judy!" 

Ninetytworules

Meatballs 

SPAZ SPAZ SPAZ SPAZ...

The Juggler

I got off the phone with Charles Dickens Jr just now.

So naturally I said, "Mr. Dickens, I loved Great Expectations when I was in high school!"

CRICKETS. ABSOLUTE CRICKETS....Just....nothing. He was not having it. 

Poncier

Should have been more subtle, like saying "Mr. Dickens I have great expectations that we will have a successful business relationship." 

Or..."Mr. Dickens, I hope this mortgage isn't for a Bleak House"

Wobbie

The Juggler said:

I got off the phone with Charles Dickens Jr just now.

So naturally I said, "Mr. Dickens, I loved Great Expectations when I was in high school!"

CRICKETS. ABSOLUTE CRICKETS....Just....nothing. He was not having it. 

YOU ARE not very funny.

F Me In The Brain

Poncier said:

Should have been more subtle, like saying "Mr. Dickens I have great expectations that we will have a successful business relationship." 

Or..."Mr. Dickens, I hope this mortgage isn't for a Bleak House"

Ugggh. Bleak House.  Liked my Dickens class but did not enjoy Bleak House.  Fucking Jarndyce and Jarndyce!

dankind

F Me In The Brain said:

Poncier said:

Should have been more subtle, like saying "Mr. Dickens I have great expectations that we will have a successful business relationship." 

Or..."Mr. Dickens, I hope this mortgage isn't for a Bleak House"

Ugggh. Bleak House.  Liked my Dickens class but did not enjoy Bleak House.  Fucking Jarndyce and Jarndyce!

I remember laughing out loud at the passage with the Jellyby kid who got his head caught between the bannisters and his mom don’t give a fuck. 

The Juggler

Currently working with a client named Barbara Bush. It's been a pleasure helping her. She is an American treasure. 

The Juggler

Shortly after speaking with Barbara Bush, I had a conversation with Mathew Sweet. 

Poncier

Sweet!

JK_Livin

I want to love somebody

hauntingfamiliar

There is a new landlord that recently started managing a bunch of properties that my clients rent. His name is TOM CRUZE.  He gets really aggravated when you mention anything about his name being Tom "Cruise", but Come On!!!! Don't use Tom Cruze as your official business name (that I have to write a check to every month) if you don't want to hear the wrath. And I just found out today that he drives a Lamborghini. Lmfao. He is completely channeling Days Of Thunder....which incidentally was filmed here in NASCAR country. 

PureandEasy

My name is Marsha, if I got pissed off every time I heard Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, I'd be one miserable person. 

The Juggler

Just had a conversation on the phone with a gentlemen who introduced himself like this: "Hi this is Don Johnson!"

Loujoe

Funny

Wobbie

The Juggler said:

Currently working with a client named Barbara Bush. It's been a pleasure helping her. She is an American treasure. 

I heard that “the” barbara bush drank so much she would have burned for days if she had been cremated.