Hi! This is Bill Murray!

JK_Livin

I want to love somebody

hauntingfamiliar

There is a new landlord that recently started managing a bunch of properties that my clients rent. His name is TOM CRUZE.  He gets really aggravated when you mention anything about his name being Tom "Cruise", but Come On!!!! Don't use Tom Cruze as your official business name (that I have to write a check to every month) if you don't want to hear the wrath. And I just found out today that he drives a Lamborghini. Lmfao. He is completely channeling Days Of Thunder....which incidentally was filmed here in NASCAR country. 

PureandEasy

My name is Marsha, if I got pissed off every time I heard Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, I'd be one miserable person. 

The Juggler

Just had a conversation on the phone with a gentlemen who introduced himself like this: "Hi this is Don Johnson!"

Loujoe

Funny

Wobbie

The Juggler said:

Currently working with a client named Barbara Bush. It's been a pleasure helping her. She is an American treasure. 

I heard that “the” barbara bush drank so much she would have burned for days if she had been cremated.