Do you poop at work?

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Do you poop at work? 42 votes

No, I hold it until I get home
7%
MayDay10mookieblalockerebus 3 votes
Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
66%
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Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
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I don't poop
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  • Gern Blansten
    Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,298
    Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
    Great question.

    I avoid it at all costs.  I benefit from having my own restroom but people still know.  If you are away from your desk too long everybody fucking knows.

    I pride myself on having a reliable internal mechanism that allows me to go soon after waking.  I take care of business and get on with my day worry free.
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  • CROJAM95
    CROJAM95 Posts: 10,882
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    Don’t try n hide it w/ febreeze

    much worse 🤦🏻
  • Jumb0
    Jumb0 Posts: 910
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    Yes, no issues since I work from home.
  • MayDay10
    MayDay10 Posts: 11,856
    No, I hold it until I get home
    I avoid it at all costs.  If I have to, I make sure I am undetected entering the bathroom, proceed as quickly as possible... and leave undetected.  Usually approaching and egressing from the bathroom area from/to different directions to throw off the trail.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    I have not been to the office in-- I've lost count.

    At any rate, goddamn, do I ever miss pooping at work. I would save my poops for work. I could relax, unwind, not give a fuck, and just unload. It was damn near luxurious. 

    At home, I've got kids yelling, dogs barking, wife texting. How's a man supposed to comfortably go about his business with all that nonsense?

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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,838
    Now that I've worked from home for nearly ten years, I download files whenever needed.
    Before that?
    Almost twenty years in the rat race and I bet I only pooped at work 5 times.  That was a poopmergency situation, only.  

    My first job I had a desk not far from the only bathroom in our small office.
    When we moved offices about a year later I sat about as far away from this shitter as possible.  I learned WAY too much about my coworkers during that year.

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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,619
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    if necessary.
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Thank goodness I can’t work anymore. Well, for that and a few other reasons. 

    DK, your forthrightness and sheer pride… :how_interesting:

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  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,437
    Tough seeing this thread just above the Philly Cheesesteak thread. 
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  • CO278952
    CO278952 Orlando, FL Posts: 1,451
    Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
    MayDay10 said:
    I avoid it at all costs.  If I have to, I make sure I am undetected entering the bathroom, proceed as quickly as possible... and leave undetected.  Usually approaching and egressing from the bathroom area from/to different directions to throw off the trail.
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Halifax2TheMax said:
    Tough seeing this thread just above the Philly Cheesesteak thread. 
    Especially with this last one @The Juggler posted from the Midwest somewhere. 


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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,995
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    Every single day. 
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  • erebus
    erebus Posts: 617
    edited September 2021
    No, I hold it until I get home
    Great thread, hilarious responses 
    only in rare emergency situations, so very rare
    i live relatively close to work, and am fairly free, so I can drive home if needed lol

    now I will have to go reread the Boston Puker thread
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    That up there does NOT look like a cheesesteak. Though technically…
  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 14,926
    I always had such tough  time with using  toilets  anywhere.  Shame really as we all do go to the  toilet. But it haunts me


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  • JV130312
    JV130312 STATE OF LOVE & TRUST Posts: 2,522
    I try not to but sometimes, you do what you got to do and I take my time just like I would at home...lol
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,619
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    mickeyrat said:
    if necessary.

    it was necessary. suggest waiting a couple hours before going in there.
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  • bootlegger10
    bootlegger10 Posts: 16,260
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    Everybody poops, right?
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,537
    CROJAM95 said:
    Don’t try n hide it w/ febreeze

    much worse 🤦🏻
    Courtesy flush.  I'm sure most of us haven't been in prison but if you are in a shared area, please, flush while going
  • Merkin Baller
    Merkin Baller Posts: 12,818
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either

    On the reg and I don't give it a second thought. 

    Now, if I was down on the production floor and had to use THAT bathroom, I would have a different approach, but there's only a few of us upstairs, so fortunately the bathroom I use is kept pretty clean. 

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