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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,832
    "Been around the world and I, I, I
    I can't find my baby."
    —Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,043
    "Halts maul @deadendp ,
    I havent ask you for any stupid commets!"

    -- @hedonist
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,572
    "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
    -Mr. Natural


    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    F Me In The Brain said:
    "Halts maul @deadendp ,
    I havent ask you for any stupid commets!"

    -- @hedonist
    :lol: 

    "In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence and loathing seizes him."

    - Fred Rogers
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,004
    "I told those fucks down at the league that I don't roll on Shabos!"

    -Joel Osteen
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,832
    "If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes."
    —John Adams
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 30,055
    "One time we saw some hookers but when we got closer we realised it was Motley Crue"
    - Oprah
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,004
    "We're right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo! And somebody's giving booze to these goddamn things!"

    Jack Hanah
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,043
    "Go fuck yourself San Diego"
    -- Tom Lasorda
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,004
    F Me In The Brain said:
    "Go fuck yourself San Diego"
    -- Tom Lasorda
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  This is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,651
    “Jane, you ignorant slut”

       - David Greybeard
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,624

    That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

    -Donald J. Trump

    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Asterisk on the StreetAsterisk on the Street Posts: 829
    "Badges...? We don't need no stinking badges!"

    ~YouTube
  • Asterisk on the StreetAsterisk on the Street Posts: 829
    ed243421 said:
    “Jane, you ignorant slut”

       - David Greybeard
    :lol:
  • JPPJ84JPPJ84 Posts: 3,461
    Poncier said:

    That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

    -Donald J. Trump

    „I understood that reference“
    Scott Disick

  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Posts: 16,427
    "Where we're going, we don't need roads!"
    -Venetians, probably
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 (xx) / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Posts: 16,427
    "Yeah bitch! Magnets!"
    -Stephen Hawking
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 (xx) / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,004
    "My name is Indigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die."

    -Captain Kangaroo
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,624

    "Who Am I? Why am I here?"

    -Kenneth Gaspar

    This weekend we rock Portland
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,043

    “I have made a covenant with my eyes; how then could I gaze at a virgin?”

    -- James Tiberius Kirk

    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 30,055
    edited September 2019
    "He’s rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup"
    - Obi-Wan Kenobi
    Post edited by Spiritual_Chaos on
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • njnancynjnancy Posts: 5,096
    "Ain't talkin' 'bout love.  My love is rotten to the core.."

    Marianne Williamson 
  • Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 30,055



    "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

    - Stone Gossard
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • hauntingfamiliarhauntingfamiliar Posts: 10,217
    "We've got a piper down, I repeat, the piper is DOWN"

    - Mary, Queen of Scots 
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    edited September 2019
    F Me In The Brain said:
    "Halts maul @deadendp ,
    I havent ask you for any stupid commets!"

    -- @hedonist
    :rofl:

    "Please leave your wast anywhere...!!"
    - Michael Imbimbo
    Post edited by deadendp on
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • goldrushgoldrush Posts: 7,453
    "Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

    Meryl Streep
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,043
    "So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something.  His ass.  Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass."
    -- Flavor Flav
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 9,543
    "Say hello to my little friend!"

    - Michael Jackson
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,004
    tbergs said:
    "Say hello to my little friend!"

    - Michael Jackson
    Oh this is good!
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,004
    "A true worth of it's race must be measured by the character of it's women."

    Donald Trump
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