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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    edited September 2019
    F Me In The Brain said:
    "So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something.  His ass.  Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass."
    -- Flavor Flav
    I’m actually hearing his voice say these words in my head. Came close to guffawing. 

    “Bing, what are you doing here? I thought I told you: ‘Go fuck your mother!’”
    —Bob Hope
    Post edited by dankind on
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    tbergstbergs Posts: 9,247
    "We're going to need a bigger boat."

    - Edward John Smith
    It's a hopeless situation...
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,643
    "it's a fool that looks for logic in the Chambers of the human heart "
    -- Antonio Brown
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    njnancynjnancy Northern New Jersey Posts: 5,096
    "Who's on first."

    Bill Buckner  (RIP)


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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,643
    "I wouldn't fuck Sandra Bernhard with Bea Arthur's dick"
    -- President Trump
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    Glorified KCGlorified KC KCMO Native Posts: 2,503
    “Only thing that make my life complete.  Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.”

    - R. Kelly
    I wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,643
    edited September 2019
    "little boy blew
    He needed the money.."
    -- .William Burroughs
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    goldrushgoldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,300
    tbergs said:
    "Say hello to my little friend!"

    - Michael Jackson
    That is just brilliant! :clap:
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,643
    "Let's fuck!  I'll fuck anything that moves ..... Hahahahaha!"
    __ president Gump.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    goldrushgoldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,300
    “Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.”

    Boom Gaspar
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
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    tbergstbergs Posts: 9,247
    "How much is that doggie in the window?"

    - Michael Vick

    It's a hopeless situation...
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    tbergstbergs Posts: 9,247
    "Do you hear what I hear?"

    - Helen Keller
    It's a hopeless situation...
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    tbergstbergs Posts: 9,247
    "Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits."

    - Dick Cheney
    It's a hopeless situation...
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    tbergstbergs Posts: 9,247
    "I'll be your huckleberry."

    - Bill Cosby
    It's a hopeless situation...
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,757
    "Brevity is the soul of wit."
    -Stephen King
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    tbergstbergs Posts: 9,247
    "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings."

    - David Koresh
    It's a hopeless situation...
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,757
    tbergs said:
    "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings."

    - David Koresh
    LOL

    I think he meant "Every time your ears ring from a loud explosion..."

    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    goldrushgoldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,300
    “You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.”

    Roseanne Barr
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
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    Asterisk on the StreetAsterisk on the Street Posts: 810
    "Be Best."

    -- Random first grader
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    WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe I have no idea what's going on right now! Posts: 4,957
    "I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?"

    Martha Stewart
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    Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 29,069
    "You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him."
    -     Oskar Schindler
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
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    tbergstbergs Posts: 9,247
    "Ba da ba ba bah, I'm lovin' it!"

    - Jeffrey Dahmer
    It's a hopeless situation...
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    tbergstbergs Posts: 9,247
    "Shut the fuck up Donny!"

    - Ruth Bader Ginsburg
    It's a hopeless situation...
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    tbergstbergs Posts: 9,247
    "Turtle Power!"

    - Mitch McConnell
    It's a hopeless situation...
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    tbergstbergs Posts: 9,247
    "Goooooooooood morning Vietnam!"

    - Donald J. Trump
    It's a hopeless situation...
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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 39,053
    "I wanna shoot you so bad, My dick's hard!"

    -Caitlyn Jenner
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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242

    "All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."

    Charles Manson

    ELITIST FUK
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    tbergstbergs Posts: 9,247
    "Hey, where are the white women at?"

    - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
    It's a hopeless situation...
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    tbergstbergs Posts: 9,247
    "Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?"

    - Hannibal Lecter
    It's a hopeless situation...
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    “But marry me, and I'll never look at another horse.”
    —Catherine the Great
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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