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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    edited September 2019
    F Me In The Brain said:
    "So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something.  His ass.  Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass."
    -- Flavor Flav
    I’m actually hearing his voice say these words in my head. Came close to guffawing. 

    “Bing, what are you doing here? I thought I told you: ‘Go fuck your mother!’”
    —Bob Hope
    Post edited by dankind on
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,106
    "We're going to need a bigger boat."

    - Edward John Smith
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,601
    "it's a fool that looks for logic in the Chambers of the human heart "
    -- Antonio Brown
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • njnancynjnancy Posts: 5,096
    "Who's on first."

    Bill Buckner  (RIP)


  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,601
    "I wouldn't fuck Sandra Bernhard with Bea Arthur's dick"
    -- President Trump
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Glorified KCGlorified KC KCMO Native Posts: 2,761
    “Only thing that make my life complete.  Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.”

    - R. Kelly
    I wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,601
    edited September 2019
    "little boy blew
    He needed the money.."
    -- .William Burroughs
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • goldrushgoldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,644
    tbergs said:
    "Say hello to my little friend!"

    - Michael Jackson
    That is just brilliant! :clap:
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,601
    "Let's fuck!  I'll fuck anything that moves ..... Hahahahaha!"
    __ president Gump.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • goldrushgoldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,644
    “Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.”

    Boom Gaspar
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,106
    "How much is that doggie in the window?"

    - Michael Vick

    It's a hopeless situation...
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,106
    "Do you hear what I hear?"

    - Helen Keller
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,106
    "Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits."

    - Dick Cheney
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,106
    "I'll be your huckleberry."

    - Bill Cosby
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,782
    "Brevity is the soul of wit."
    -Stephen King
    "Don't give in to the lies.  Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth.  And to hope."
    -Jim Acosta











  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,106
    "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings."

    - David Koresh
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,782
    tbergs said:
    "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings."

    - David Koresh
    LOL

    I think he meant "Every time your ears ring from a loud explosion..."

    "Don't give in to the lies.  Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth.  And to hope."
    -Jim Acosta











  • goldrushgoldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,644
    “You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.”

    Roseanne Barr
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
  • Asterisk on the StreetAsterisk on the Street Posts: 838
    "Be Best."

    -- Random first grader
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    "I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?"

    Martha Stewart
  • Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 30,911
    "You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him."
    -     Oskar Schindler
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,106
    "Ba da ba ba bah, I'm lovin' it!"

    - Jeffrey Dahmer
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,106
    "Shut the fuck up Donny!"

    - Ruth Bader Ginsburg
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,106
    "Turtle Power!"

    - Mitch McConnell
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,106
    "Goooooooooood morning Vietnam!"

    - Donald J. Trump
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,579
    "I wanna shoot you so bad, My dick's hard!"

    -Caitlyn Jenner
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243

    "All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."

    Charles Manson

    ELITIST FUK
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,106
    "Hey, where are the white women at?"

    - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 10,106
    "Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?"

    - Hannibal Lecter
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    “But marry me, and I'll never look at another horse.”
    —Catherine the Great
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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