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Misattributed quotations (for gits and shiggles)

dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
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The idea is this: Take a quote from pop culture and attribute it to the wrong author, philosopher, artist, historical figure, you get the idea.

If you've done your job well, the end result should give you and perhaps a few others here a mild chuckle. Sorry, no guffawing. This isn't really that type of exercise.

I'll start.

"It's all ball bearings nowadays"
—J-P Sartre
I SAW PEARL JAM
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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    "Don't believe everything you read just because there's a picture with a quote next to it."

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    “If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” ...
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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
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  • OffSheGoes35OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,516
    I'm really jealous of this thread idea, dankind you rascal...

    "You're gonna eat lightning and you're gonna crap thunder."
    -Sacagawea
  • RenfieldRenfield NYC NY Posts: 1,054

    “We’ll always have Paris”

    Napoleon Bonaparte


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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    "Son, you got a panty on your head."
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    "Just like our marriage is an abortion. Something that's unholy and evil."
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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    Renfield said:

    “We’ll always have Paris”

    Napoleon Bonaparte


    HAHAHAHA!!!  This one cracked me up!
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    "My balls hurt."

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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
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  • ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,689
    “Up your butt with a coconut”

         - Bob Marley
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
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  • ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,689
    “Shut up”

        - Vera (Robert Goulet’s manager)
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









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  • Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 30,910
    edited September 2019


    "Welcome to Primetime, bitch"

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    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
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    “Plastics.”
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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    goldrush said:
    “English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?”

    Michelle Obama
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,779
    edited September 2019
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    "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

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