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Misattributed quotations (for gits and shiggles)

dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
in All Encompassing Trip
The idea is this: Take a quote from pop culture and attribute it to the wrong author, philosopher, artist, historical figure, you get the idea.

If you've done your job well, the end result should give you and perhaps a few others here a mild chuckle. Sorry, no guffawing. This isn't really that type of exercise.

I'll start.

"It's all ball bearings nowadays"
—J-P Sartre
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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 38,975
    "Don't believe everything you read just because there's a picture with a quote next to it."

    Abraham Lincoln
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    OffSheGoes35OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,487
    “If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” ...
    -The Dalai Lama
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    RenfieldRenfield NYC NY Posts: 1,054

    "There's no place like home."

     Charles Bukowski

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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    "Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."
    —Susan B. Anthony
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    OffSheGoes35OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,487
    I'm really jealous of this thread idea, dankind you rascal...

    "You're gonna eat lightning and you're gonna crap thunder."
    -Sacagawea
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    RenfieldRenfield NYC NY Posts: 1,054

    “We’ll always have Paris”

    Napoleon Bonaparte


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    ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,631
    “I have not yet begun to fight”

       - Mahatma Gandhi
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    "Son, you got a panty on your head."
    —T. Jefferson

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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,617
    "Just like our marriage is an abortion. Something that's unholy and evil."
    -- Amber Heard

    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 38,975
    Renfield said:

    “We’ll always have Paris”

    Napoleon Bonaparte


    HAHAHAHA!!!  This one cracked me up!
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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 38,975
    "My balls hurt."

    --Nancy Reagan
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
    —Mother Teresa

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    OffSheGoes35OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,487
    "I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots."
    -Oscar Wilde
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    ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,631
    “Up your butt with a coconut”

         - Bob Marley
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 38,975
    "You've got to lick it, before you stick it."

    Steve Irwin
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    PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,220
    "I am not a crook"
    -Pope John Paul II
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    ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,631
    “Shut up”

        - Vera (Robert Goulet’s manager)
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









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    Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 28,933
    "I change during the course of a day.
    I wake and I'm one person,
    and when I go to sleep
    I know for certain I'm somebody else."

    - Joe Biden
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    "220, 221. Whatever it takes."
    —T. Edison
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    JPPJ84JPPJ84 Hamburg, Germany Posts: 3,440
    „Grand Central Station. It’s grand, and it’s central.“
    John D. Rockefeller
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    Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 28,933
    edited September 2019


    "Welcome to Primetime, bitch"

    - Elisabeth Warren
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 38,975
    "Feet First!"

    -Jesus Christ
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,617
    "The first thing we do is kill all the lawyers."
    -- Stephen King
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    Asterisk on the StreetAsterisk on the Street Posts: 809
    "Big, Bold and Free"
    ~ Bernie Sanders
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    goldrushgoldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,271
    “English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?”

    Michelle Obama
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
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    RenfieldRenfield NYC NY Posts: 1,054
    “Plastics.”
    Leonardo da Vinci
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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 38,975
    goldrush said:
    “English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?”

    Michelle Obama
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,679
    edited September 2019
    "I did not have sexual relationships with that woman."
    -Hugh Hefner
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 38,975
    "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

    -Billie Jean King
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    JPPJ84JPPJ84 Hamburg, Germany Posts: 3,440
    „You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.“
    George W. Bush
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