Misattributed quotations (for gits and shiggles)
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F Me In The Brain said:"So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass."
-- Flavor Flav
“Bing, what are you doing here? I thought I told you: ‘Go fuck your mother!’”
—Bob HopePost edited by dankind onI SAW PEARL JAM0 -
"We're going to need a bigger boat."
- Edward John SmithIt's a hopeless situation...0 -
"it's a fool that looks for logic in the Chambers of the human heart "
-- Antonio BrownThe love he receives is the love that is saved0 -
"Who's on first."
Bill Buckner (RIP)
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"I wouldn't fuck Sandra Bernhard with Bea Arthur's dick"
-- President TrumpThe love he receives is the love that is saved0 -
“Only thing that make my life complete. Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.”
- R. KellyI wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.0 -
"little boy blew
He needed the money.."
-- .William BurroughsThe love he receives is the love that is saved0 -
"Let's fuck! I'll fuck anything that moves ..... Hahahahaha!"
__ president Gump.The love he receives is the love that is saved0 -
“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.”
Boom Gaspar“Do not postpone happiness”
(Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)
“Put yer good money on the sunrise”
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
- Michael Vick
It's a hopeless situation...0 -
"Do you hear what I hear?"
- Helen KellerIt's a hopeless situation...0 -
"Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits."
- Dick CheneyIt's a hopeless situation...0 -
"I'll be your huckleberry."
- Bill CosbyIt's a hopeless situation...0 -
"Brevity is the soul of wit."-Stephen King"It's a sad and beautiful world"-Roberto Benigni0
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"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings."
- David KoreshIt's a hopeless situation...0 -
“You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.”
Roseanne Barr
“Do not postpone happiness”
(Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)
“Put yer good money on the sunrise”
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"Be Best."-- Random first grader0
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"I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?"
Martha Stewart0
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