Misattributed quotations (for gits and shiggles)

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  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,470
    edited September 2019


    "Welcome to Primetime, bitch"

    - Elisabeth Warren
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    "Feet First!"

    -Jesus Christ
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,808
    "The first thing we do is kill all the lawyers."
    -- Stephen King
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Asterisk on the Street
    Asterisk on the Street Posts: 849
    "Big, Bold and Free"
    ~ Bernie Sanders
  • goldrush
    goldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,791
    “English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?”

    Michelle Obama
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
  • Renfield
    Renfield NYC NY Posts: 1,054
    “Plastics.”
    Leonardo da Vinci
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    goldrush said:
    “English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?”

    Michelle Obama
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    edited September 2019
    "I did not have sexual relationships with that woman."
    -Hugh Hefner
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

    -Billie Jean King
  • JPPJ84
    JPPJ84 Hamburg, Germany Posts: 3,464
    „You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.“
    George W. Bush
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "Been around the world and I, I, I
    I can't find my baby."
    —Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,808
    "Halts maul @deadendp ,
    I havent ask you for any stupid commets!"

    -- @hedonist
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
    -Mr. Natural


    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    F Me In The Brain said:
    "Halts maul @deadendp ,
    I havent ask you for any stupid commets!"

    -- @hedonist
    :lol: 

    "In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence and loathing seizes him."

    - Fred Rogers
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    "I told those fucks down at the league that I don't roll on Shabos!"

    -Joel Osteen
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes."
    —John Adams
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,470
    "One time we saw some hookers but when we got closer we realised it was Motley Crue"
    - Oprah
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    "We're right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo! And somebody's giving booze to these goddamn things!"

    Jack Hanah
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,808
    "Go fuck yourself San Diego"
    -- Tom Lasorda
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    F Me In The Brain said:
    "Go fuck yourself San Diego"
    -- Tom Lasorda
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  This is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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