Farts

pearljammr78
pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
edited August 2019 in All Encompassing Trip
Ok. I’m 40 years old and while I thought I would grow out of it, I haven’t. Farts are just god damn funny. Funny word, funny sounds, funny torture to those in the kill zone. Just funny. So here’s to all things farts. 💨

Why no matter how rank a fart is. When it’s your own you kinda love the smell. You know it’s deadly but you bask in it like, I did that. Some sort of pride. But someone else’s fart no matter the smell or the size is repulsive and sometimes gag inducing. Some mysteries may never be solved. 

This thread is not meant to offend or gross anyone out. More of a good old fart joke. 

Mods: Delete if any rules have been broken. My apologies. Just find farts funny. Lol


Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
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  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,255
    Gotta love giving your wife the gift of a Dutch oven. :lol:


  • pearljammr78
    pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    🤣🤣🤣
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
  • pearljammr78
    pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    When I know I have a big one in the chamber I go to my daughters room to “tell her good night” and right before I leave, I unleash hell in all it’s fury. She gets so mad and has air freshener spray in her room and all I can do is laugh uncontrollably.  It makes my night. 
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Farts are like the inverse of tickles when it comes to the do-it-yourself factor.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Dog farts are the worst. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Renfield
    Renfield NYC NY Posts: 1,054

    Never Trust a Fart 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvAhyXbLDRU
  • pearljammr78
    pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    This might be TMI but you ever have an itch in your poop shoot and a nice crisp fart just itches it for you. Awesome. 
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 42,275
    pearljammr78 said:
    This might be TMI but you ever have an itch in your poop shoot and a nice crisp fart just itches it for you. Awesome. 
    Why the hell is the inside of your anus itching?!?  Wtf do you do to it, lol!?!
  • pearljammr78
    pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    Lol. I don’t question why I just enjoy the relief that a good sharp fart brings. 
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,721
    https://youtu.be/Hjm4a1-ratc
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • CROJAM95
    CROJAM95 NEW YORK Posts: 11,377
    Be careful @ 40 w/ the power of da fart

    your muscle control isn’t that of a 20 year old college dude

    make sure u keep a clean up kit nearby old man ;)
  • Annafalk
    Annafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    edited August 2019
    I’m also 40 years old, a very good generation in many ways.

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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Posts: 40,332
    i'm 45 and have an anus of steel. even explosive diarrhea is no match for my starfish. 
    Your boos mean nothing to me, for I have seen what makes you cheer



  • Glorified KC
    Glorified KC KCMO Native Posts: 2,818
    Farting and sneezing at the same time is quite a rush.
    I wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.
  • pearljammr78
    pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 all of those comments and wise suggestions 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    I played "take me out to the ballgame " last night on my son's fart piano.
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,439
    https://youtu.be/D3yfv4z5ObU
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Hobbes said:
    https://youtu.be/D3yfv4z5ObU
    I remember the irony of peeing myself when first witnessing that scene 
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    edited August 2019
    Ok
  • Renfield
    Renfield NYC NY Posts: 1,054
    The Nutty Professor 
    https://youtu.be/YW4sfzdTmSY

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