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pearljammr78pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
edited August 2019 in All Encompassing Trip
Ok. I’m 40 years old and while I thought I would grow out of it, I haven’t. Farts are just god damn funny. Funny word, funny sounds, funny torture to those in the kill zone. Just funny. So here’s to all things farts. 💨

Why no matter how rank a fart is. When it’s your own you kinda love the smell. You know it’s deadly but you bask in it like, I did that. Some sort of pride. But someone else’s fart no matter the smell or the size is repulsive and sometimes gag inducing. Some mysteries may never be solved. 

This thread is not meant to offend or gross anyone out. More of a good old fart joke. 

Mods: Delete if any rules have been broken. My apologies. Just find farts funny. Lol


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  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,104
    Gotta love giving your wife the gift of a Dutch oven. :lol:


  • pearljammr78pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    🤣🤣🤣
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
  • pearljammr78pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    When I know I have a big one in the chamber I go to my daughters room to “tell her good night” and right before I leave, I unleash hell in all it’s fury. She gets so mad and has air freshener spray in her room and all I can do is laugh uncontrollably.  It makes my night. 
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
  • hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Farts are like the inverse of tickles when it comes to the do-it-yourself factor.
  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Dog farts are the worst. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • RenfieldRenfield NYC NY Posts: 1,054

    Never Trust a Fart 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvAhyXbLDRU
  • pearljammr78pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    This might be TMI but you ever have an itch in your poop shoot and a nice crisp fart just itches it for you. Awesome. 
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 38,961
    pearljammr78 said:
    This might be TMI but you ever have an itch in your poop shoot and a nice crisp fart just itches it for you. Awesome. 
    Why the hell is the inside of your anus itching?!?  Wtf do you do to it, lol!?!
  • pearljammr78pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    Lol. I don’t question why I just enjoy the relief that a good sharp fart brings. 
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
  • Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 28,919
    https://youtu.be/Hjm4a1-ratc
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,102
    Be careful @ 40 w/ the power of da fart

    your muscle control isn’t that of a 20 year old college dude

    make sure u keep a clean up kit nearby old man ;)
  • AnnafalkAnnafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    edited August 2019
    I’m also 40 years old, a very good generation in many ways.

    Post edited by Annafalk on
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,808
    i'm 45 and have an anus of steel. even explosive diarrhea is no match for my starfish. 
    Darwinspeed, all. 

    Cheers,

    HFD




  • Glorified KCGlorified KC KCMO Native Posts: 2,502
    Farting and sneezing at the same time is quite a rush.
    I wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.
  • pearljammr78pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 all of those comments and wise suggestions 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
  • rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    I played "take me out to the ballgame " last night on my son's fart piano.
  • HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,381
    https://youtu.be/D3yfv4z5ObU
  • rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    Hobbes said:
    https://youtu.be/D3yfv4z5ObU
    I remember the irony of peeing myself when first witnessing that scene 
  • rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    edited August 2019
    Ok
  • RenfieldRenfield NYC NY Posts: 1,054
    The Nutty Professor 
    https://youtu.be/YW4sfzdTmSY
  • RenfieldRenfield NYC NY Posts: 1,054
    rollings said:
    I played "take me out to the ballgame " last night on my son's fart piano.
    May we get the audio please?
  • Glorified KCGlorified KC KCMO Native Posts: 2,502
    https://youtu.be/SVLuknsncR4
    I wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.
  • pearljammr78pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    rollings said:
    I played "take me out to the ballgame " last night on my son's fart piano.
    Awesome!!! Reminds me of Gene on Bobs Burgers. 
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    https://youtu.be/l88AL3GJFCg
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Shea Stadium Posts: 13,940
    I once sharted on the way home from work
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • AnnafalkAnnafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    Don’t forget to start your engines 
  • pearljammr78pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    Sharts, the sneakiest and worst of all farts. My condolences. 
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 40,823
    edited July 2020
    dankind said:
    https://youtu.be/l88AL3GJFCg

    Also can't forget the farting preacher
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me2H7Ja93Wg



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  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Your Mom's Posts: 17,943
    pearljammr78 said:
    Ok. I’m 40 years old and while I thought I would grow out of it, I haven’t. Farts are just god damn funny. Funny word, funny sounds, funny torture to those in the kill zone. Just funny. So here’s to all things farts. 💨

    Why no matter how rank a fart is. When it’s your own you kinda love the smell. You know it’s deadly but you bask in it like, I did that. Some sort of pride. But someone else’s fart no matter the smell or the size is repulsive and sometimes gag inducing. Some mysteries may never be solved. 

    This thread is not meant to offend or gross anyone out. More of a good old fart joke. 

    Mods: Delete if any rules have been broken. My apologies. Just find farts funny. Lol


    I will always laugh at farts.  If I fart on my deathbed I will laugh.

    That being said...I do not love the smell.  I think you should talk to a doctor about that part.
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