Hi! This is Bill Murray!

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  • South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    I want to love somebody
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • Wilmington, NC Posts: 10,401
    There is a new landlord that recently started managing a bunch of properties that my clients rent. His name is TOM CRUZE.  He gets really aggravated when you mention anything about his name being Tom "Cruise", but Come On!!!! Don't use Tom Cruze as your official business name (that I have to write a check to every month) if you don't want to hear the wrath. And I just found out today that he drives a Lamborghini. Lmfao. He is completely channeling Days Of Thunder....which incidentally was filmed here in NASCAR country. 
  • Posts: 5,818
    My name is Marsha, if I got pissed off every time I heard Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, I'd be one miserable person. 

    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • Posts: 49,599
    Just had a conversation on the phone with a gentlemen who introduced himself like this: "Hi this is Don Johnson!"
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  • Posts: 12,139
    Funny
  • Posts: 31,659
    The Juggler said:
    Currently working with a client named Barbara Bush. It's been a pleasure helping her. She is an American treasure. 
    I heard that “the” barbara bush drank so much she would have burned for days if she had been cremated.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
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    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
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    Denver 22
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