The Pizza Thread

Damn that looks delicious bud!  

bbiggs said:

mcgruff10 said:

Damn that looks delicious bud!  

It was damn good but I have a feeling this may have been a bad pic to post. I might get flamed by some of our fellow pizza critics for liking “burnt” pies. Lol 

I have experienced posting "burnt" pie photos first hand but my psychologist taught me coping mechanisms to deal with it.  just say: Goose fa bra, goose fa bra and things will get better.  

bb...

That pizza looks good. I'd encourage more equitable cheese distribution (note the 5 to 9 o'clock region); but overall... this is a solid pizza worthy of a submission.

* And hey... Scruffy has set the bar really low. I mean... his infamous briquette opened the door for 'Hungry Man' frozen pizzas to be introduced as legitimate contenders in the pizza thread. 

mcgruff10 said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

bb...

That pizza looks good. I'd encourage more equitable cheese distribution (note the 5 to 9 o'clock region); but overall... this is a solid pizza worthy of a submission.

* And hey... Scruffy has set the bar really low. I mean... his infamous briquette opened the door for 'Hungry Man' frozen pizzas to be introduced as legitimate contenders in the pizza thread. 

This guy always with the equal distribution of ingredients, such a communist. 

I'd be spinning that pizza with the 5-9 region towards you- ready for any counter tactic you might attempt.

bbiggs said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

mcgruff10 said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

bb...

That pizza looks good. I'd encourage more equitable cheese distribution (note the 5 to 9 o'clock region); but overall... this is a solid pizza worthy of a submission.

* And hey... Scruffy has set the bar really low. I mean... his infamous briquette opened the door for 'Hungry Man' frozen pizzas to be introduced as legitimate contenders in the pizza thread. 

This guy always with the equal distribution of ingredients, such a communist. 

I'd be spinning that pizza with the 5-9 region towards you- ready for any counter tactic you might attempt.

In fairness to the pizza place I think the lack of cheese coverage in the 9-5 region was a result of me placing it on my car seat that is slightly angled upward. The cheese slid in that direction. Damn angled car seats! Nonetheless, equal cheese distribution is a must. 

This happens.

I learned to place the pizza on the floor mat to prevent 'cheese slide syndrome' (ain't nobody got time for that).

mcgruff10 said:

bbiggs said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

mcgruff10 said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

bb...

That pizza looks good. I'd encourage more equitable cheese distribution (note the 5 to 9 o'clock region); but overall... this is a solid pizza worthy of a submission.

* And hey... Scruffy has set the bar really low. I mean... his infamous briquette opened the door for 'Hungry Man' frozen pizzas to be introduced as legitimate contenders in the pizza thread. 

This guy always with the equal distribution of ingredients, such a communist. 

I'd be spinning that pizza with the 5-9 region towards you- ready for any counter tactic you might attempt.

In fairness to the pizza place I think the lack of cheese coverage in the 9-5 region was a result of me placing it on my car seat that is slightly angled upward. The cheese slid in that direction. Damn angled car seats! Nonetheless, equal cheese distribution is a must. 

you got to get that pizza level while driving!! put one hand under the pizza and one hand on the wheel.  

Or else both hands on the pizza and steer with your knees. You can't be messing around.

bbiggs said:

Definitely agreed. It was a very rookie move by a veteran like myself. For punishment, I ate the 9-5 region and didn’t make my family suffer. Gotta be held accountable! 

You can spend your time alone redigesting past regrets or you can come to terms and realize you're the only one who cannot forgive yourself!

You screwed up and yes... it was a massive error; however, you held yourself accountable and this is something someone with honour does.

Yeah I thought about this long and hard last night. It’s borderline inexcusable but I’ve committed to NEVER letting such a lapse of judgement happen again, and for that reason I’m moving on and going easy on myself. Next post you guys see on here will have perfect cheese distribution....guaranteed!  

I know it’s is not pizza but the amount of Italian food that’s will Be served tomorrow is gonna be sick. You all could seriously come over with your wives and kids and there would still be leftovers.