Should men really be living longer

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  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    edited September 2015
    Malroth said:

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    Malroth said:

    I

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    Good for you for having it done. It's important and so many people neglect it out of fear. That being said, did he tell you to bend over and then kick your feet apart? Did he say your welcome after you thanked him?

    he told me to take my pants down, so I did, and I stood there with them down for 2 minutes while he did something in the corner. Finally he told me to bend over the table with that white sheet on it. No. He didn't say you're welcome, ushered me out the door quick, no nightcap.
    Well this is what I get for making jokes. Got a surprise prostate exam today while seeing a specialist. He asked me some questions then told me the same routine with the paper sheet table. Worst part is, after he pointed to the tissues and I had to stand with my pants down and wipe the excess lube off my rectal area in front of another man, I had to sit with him for another ten minutes and answer questions. I did my best to not make eye contact. The things we do to make sure we are healthy...
    My doctor wiped my butt for me, he must really like me.
    Oh wow! Hahaha! I, for some reason unknown to me, pulled my gym shorts all the way around my ankles so I had to waddle over to the tissues. I might need therapy.
    Post edited by WhatYouTaughtMe on
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    Malroth said:

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    Malroth said:

    I

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    Good for you for having it done. It's important and so many people neglect it out of fear. That being said, did he tell you to bend over and then kick your feet apart? Did he say your welcome after you thanked him?

    he told me to take my pants down, so I did, and I stood there with them down for 2 minutes while he did something in the corner. Finally he told me to bend over the table with that white sheet on it. No. He didn't say you're welcome, ushered me out the door quick, no nightcap.
    Well this is what I get for making jokes. Got a surprise prostate exam today while seeing a specialist. He asked me some questions then told me the same routine with the paper sheet table. Worst part is, after he pointed to the tissues and I had to stand with my pants down and wipe the excess lube off my rectal area in front of another man, I had to sit with him for another ten minutes and answer questions. I did my best to not make eye contact. The things we do to make sure we are healthy...
    My doctor wiped my butt for me, he must really like me.
    Oh wow! Hahaha! I, for some reason unknown to me, pulled my gym shorts all the way around my ankles so I had to waddle over to the tissues. I might need therapy.
    :rofl:
    ELITIST FUK
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,563
    My nipples are mysteriously sore today.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,750
    I glanced at the last several posts here and went running for the door.

    Later!  :lol:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    Of all the threads to dig up, you had to pick the one that will give me night terrors. 
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Some men...
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 15,010
    Ive had several prostate exams
     One of them made me wee. Thats embarrassing. And the dr wiped the gel off my butt. But worse thing i ever had was an operation on my old chap. Under local . An injection in the helmet. Dear lord


    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    lastexitlondon said:
    Ive had several prostate exams
     One of them made me wee. Thats embarrassing. And the dr wiped the gel off my butt. But worse thing i ever had was an operation on my old chap. Under local . An injection in the helmet. Dear lord
    :bawling:
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Depends on who you ask.
    If you asked most people here if I should live longer they would say no.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,750
    I had to go back to page one to remember where this started.  Oh yeah, butt probes.  It's been a little while.  Maybe two years.  I hope not longer.  Please tell me every five years is sufficient!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    Depends on who you ask.
    If you asked most people here if I should live longer they would say no.
    Why would you think that of the majority of the members who post in these forums?

    I hope my husband lives happily for a long-ass time to come.  Fuck knows I'd be lost without him.
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    hedonist said:
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    Depends on who you ask.
    If you asked most people here if I should live longer they would say no.

    I hope my husband lives happily for a long-ass time to come.  Fuck knows I'd be lost without him.
    You just had to get that "ass" comment in, for thread integrity =)
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    oftenreading said:
    hedonist said:
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    Depends on who you ask.
    If you asked most people here if I should live longer they would say no.

    I hope my husband lives happily for a long-ass time to come.  Fuck knows I'd be lost without him.
    You just had to get that "ass" comment in, for thread integrity =)
    Ha!  Certain "invasions" I could do without.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,750
    hedonist said:
    oftenreading said:
    hedonist said:
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    Depends on who you ask.
    If you asked most people here if I should live longer they would say no.

    I hope my husband lives happily for a long-ass time to come.  Fuck knows I'd be lost without him.
    You just had to get that "ass" comment in, for thread integrity =)
    Ha!  Certain "invasions" I could do without.
    I know for a fact you ladies don't get off easy.  My wife has told me about that boob smashing procedure and a few others.  Yikes! 
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    brianlux said:
    hedonist said:
    oftenreading said:
    hedonist said:
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    Depends on who you ask.
    If you asked most people here if I should live longer they would say no.

    I hope my husband lives happily for a long-ass time to come.  Fuck knows I'd be lost without him.
    You just had to get that "ass" comment in, for thread integrity =)
    Ha!  Certain "invasions" I could do without.
    I know for a fact you ladies don't get off easy.  My wife has told me about that boob smashing procedure and a few others.  Yikes! 
    Got a hankering for Ringo now!  "Gotta pay the dues if you wanna sing the blues" :)

    No one likes inserts and smashing from strangers despite good intentions.  That shit, no matter gender, not even close to easy!

    Anxiety is always hovering and ready to pounce in that setting, at least for me.  I'm sure many of you guys go through the same.


  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    hedonist said:
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    Depends on who you ask.
    If you asked most people here if I should live longer they would say no.
    Why would you think that of the majority of the members who post in these forums?

    I hope my husband lives happily for a long-ass time to come.  Fuck knows I'd be lost without him.
    Isn't it obvious.
    What does your husband have to do with my post?
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    hedonist said:
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    Depends on who you ask.
    If you asked most people here if I should live longer they would say no.
    Why would you think that of the majority of the members who post in these forums?

    I hope my husband lives happily for a long-ass time to come.  Fuck knows I'd be lost without him.
    Isn't it obvious.
    What does your husband have to do with my post?
    I asked, so no - it isn't to me.

    My other comment was about the OP.

    Please, go back and read once in a while.  It's not or wasn't about you.
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    edited March 2018
    hedonist said:
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    hedonist said:
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    Depends on who you ask.
    If you asked most people here if I should live longer they would say no.
    Why would you think that of the majority of the members who post in these forums?

    I hope my husband lives happily for a long-ass time to come.  Fuck knows I'd be lost without him.
    Isn't it obvious.
    What does your husband have to do with my post?
    I asked, so no - it isn't to me.

    My other comment was about the OP.

    Please, go back and read once in a while.  It's not or wasn't about you.
    You quoted me in your post. I am confused.
    Put comments about something irrelevant to my post which you quoted in a separate post once in a while... 
    Post edited by Thoughts_Arrive on
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Sorry man, I don't know how to make myself clearer.

    Maybe we just live in a land of confusion.
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    Thoughts Arrive, NOBODY here wants you to die.
    EVERYBODY here wants you to take control of your life and find happiness.


    For those who are afraid of a digital prostate exam, I recommend you Google "rigid sigmoidoscope" and consider that this not so little device is more likely to be deployed if you skip your exams and colonoscopies.
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?

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