I just had a prostate exam.
A MAN STUCK HIS FINGER IN MY BUTTHOLE AND TWIRLED IT AROUND
I found myself hoping he'd find something.
because either he'd save my life or I would die soon and not have this memory.
The doctor is already lost. He has done so many weird things, professionally or socially, he will soon forget about my butthole.
Now I walk around in shame wondering if everybody that sees me just knows I've had a butthole swirly.
How I wish for the days of the exactly 389 post club. I've lost my innocence.
At least it was a finger used. When I left my annual exam, it felt as if I was internally scrubbed with a scotch brite pad. Not pleasant.
Ain't easy being a female either.
My guess is that it's harder, but I'm wrong a lot.
The worst of times..they don't phase me, even if I look and act really crazy.
I can re join this thread with experience. The butthole swirly i know of this procedure i had a few and the last one got sent on for a colonoscopy all was ok. But not nice. The viagra well thats an experience one must have at least once . Gave me a headache and stuffy sinus but make sure you have plenty of spare time and a willing partner that also has spare time. Those things are long lasting.
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even if I look and act really crazy.
My guess is that it's harder, but I'm wrong a lot.
even if I look and act really crazy.
The butthole swirly i know of this procedure i had a few and the last one got sent on for a colonoscopy all was ok. But not nice.
The viagra well thats an experience one must have at least once . Gave me a headache and stuffy sinus but make sure you have plenty of spare time and a willing partner that also has spare time. Those things are long lasting.
astoria 06
albany 06
hartford 06
reading 06
barcelona 06
paris 06
wembley 07
dusseldorf 07
nijmegen 07
this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -