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Should men really be living longer

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    HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,383

    Finally an engagement fitting of the "I'm Analog" shirt. :triumph:
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Hobbes said:

    Finally an engagement fitting of the "I'm Analog" shirt. :triumph:
    Ha!  Better than digital, eh?
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    deadendp said:
    hedonist said:
    Man, this thread! So much and so little have changed, huh. Still funny as fuck though. 

    Good luck, Mal! I hope everything straightens out :)
    :rofl:

    Sorry I left you hanging ;)
    Everything was back to normal a couple days later.
    I was sick for a week and I guess at my age the body was more concerned with healing than sending blood to the penis
    I still went to the doctor just to get embarrassed.  He just said "you want viagra" and I just stared back.
    Generic viagra is about 2 dollars a pill. I will try it someday just to see what it's like.
    In the scope of life this was a lame issue, but when you have a hard on everyday for 40 yrs, then nothing for 2 weeks,
    it is one of the strangest feelings I've ever had. I can have compassion for this disorder.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    deadendp said:
    Butthole swirly, f**kin hilarious! :bawling:

    Malroth said:
    I just had a prostate exam. A MAN STUCK HIS FINGER IN MY BUTTHOLE AND TWIRLED IT AROUND I found myself hoping he'd find something. because either he'd save my life or I would die soon and not have this memory. The doctor is already lost. He has done so many weird things, professionally or socially, he will soon forget about my butthole. Now I walk around in shame wondering if everybody that sees me just knows I've had a butthole swirly. How I wish for the days of the exactly 389 post club. I've lost my innocence.

    At least it was a finger used. When I left my annual exam, it felt as if I was internally scrubbed with a scotch brite pad. Not pleasant. 

    Ain't easy being a female either. 

    My guess is that it's harder, but I'm wrong a lot.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    lastexitlondonlastexitlondon Posts: 11,984
    edited February 2020
    I can re join this  thread with experience. 
    The butthole swirly i know  of this procedure i had a few and the last one got sent on for a colonoscopy all was ok. But  not nice.
    The  viagra well thats an experience  one must have at least once . Gave me a headache and stuffy sinus but make sure you have plenty of spare time and a willing partner that also has spare time. Those things are long lasting. 
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