The Pizza Thread

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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    RiotZact said:
    Every pizza has its context, that’s the beauty of it. It can be the cheapest, lowest quality frozen garbage you’ve ever eaten, yet still hit the spot in the right context. All the while it can be the greatest, most beautifully made thing you’ve ever eaten, better than any 5-Star snob restaurant. 

    .............unless it’s burnt, there is no place in this world for burnt pie *shakes head at Gruff*

    Correct.

    And we might have to ease off Scruffy for a while. He's really trying in this thread, but he just doesn't really know what a great pizza is. He's got pedigree and looks the part (he really talks the talk), but... I mean... the guy would think a turd on a crusty pita shell is an awesome pizza.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:
    RiotZact said:
    Every pizza has its context, that’s the beauty of it. It can be the cheapest, lowest quality frozen garbage you’ve ever eaten, yet still hit the spot in the right context. All the while it can be the greatest, most beautifully made thing you’ve ever eaten, better than any 5-Star snob restaurant. 

    .............unless it’s burnt, there is no place in this world for burnt pie *shakes head at Gruff*

    Correct.

    And we might have to ease off Scruffy for a while. He's really trying in this thread, but he just doesn't really know what a great pizza is. He's got pedigree and looks the part (he really talks the talk), but... I mean... the guy would think a turd on a crusty pita shell is an awesome pizza.
    You’re right. We should really take it easy on that dumbass. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • RiotZact
    RiotZact Posts: 6,292
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:
    RiotZact said:
    Every pizza has its context, that’s the beauty of it. It can be the cheapest, lowest quality frozen garbage you’ve ever eaten, yet still hit the spot in the right context. All the while it can be the greatest, most beautifully made thing you’ve ever eaten, better than any 5-Star snob restaurant. 

    .............unless it’s burnt, there is no place in this world for burnt pie *shakes head at Gruff*

    Correct.

    And we might have to ease off Scruffy for a while. He's really trying in this thread, but he just doesn't really know what a great pizza is. He's got pedigree and looks the part (he really talks the talk), but... I mean... the guy would think a turd on a crusty pita shell is an awesome pizza.
    Lol I feel like a fraud because I don’t think I was even a participant in this thread when that “burnt” pizza was posted, but I couldn’t resist. 

    Also, to reiterate my point about pizza from earlier, here is a great quote from my wise uncle:

    “Pizzas are like blowjobs, some are better than others, but you’ve never had one that was bad.” 

    In this analogy burnt pizza would be comparable to braces. 
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,808
    I love BJs but there is such a thing as a bad one.
    Wish that was not something I knew!

    (And the pizza y'all are saying was burnt as not)
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,112
    I m About to open a wicked box of ellios and tombstone pizza.  Anybody want to come over? I have nice cold Zimas in the beer fridge. 
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    mcgruff10 said:
    Posted this in the food thread: pizza I had in Brooklyn last night.  Easily one of the best pies I have ever had.  


    Oh yeah?
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,112
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    Posted this in the food thread: pizza I had in Brooklyn last night.  Easily one of the best pies I have ever had.  


    Oh yeah?
    Suck it del. You know I don’t even think I took that pizza but whatever, it was good as hell. Go eat your pizza pizza. 
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    mcgruff10 said:
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    Posted this in the food thread: pizza I had in Brooklyn last night.  Easily one of the best pies I have ever had.  


    Oh yeah?
    Suck it del. You know I don’t even think I took that pizza but whatever, it was good as hell. Go eat your pizza pizza. 
    Lol

    I think I'm changing your mark from a C+ to a C.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,112
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    Posted this in the food thread: pizza I had in Brooklyn last night.  Easily one of the best pies I have ever had.  


    Oh yeah?
    Suck it del. You know I don’t even think I took that pizza but whatever, it was good as hell. Go eat your pizza pizza. 
    Lol

    I think I'm changing your mark from a C+ to a C.
    If I get a C what grade are you giving the virgina head coach after yesterday's debacle?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • RiotZact
    RiotZact Posts: 6,292
    It is a pretty stellar looking pie if you would just turn that black into a dark brown........but you can’t. 
  • RiotZact
    RiotZact Posts: 6,292
    F Me In The Brain said:
    I love BJs but there is such a thing as a bad one.
    Wish that was not something I knew!
    Every rule has its exceptions.
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,808
    True enough.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • RiotZact
    RiotZact Posts: 6,292
    F Me In The Brain said:
    True enough.
    I’m assuming it was braces and/or tooth related, correct?
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,808
    Your guess is a good one.

    I am so bummed my favorite pizza joint moved to Philly.  
    Several good places around but that one was the tits.  Still have some in the freezer, could be a late night snack tonight.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,112
    RiotZact said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    True enough.
    I’m assuming it was braces and/or tooth related, correct?
    too much teeth is bad news.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • RiotZact
    RiotZact Posts: 6,292
    mcgruff10 said:
    RiotZact said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    True enough.
    I’m assuming it was braces and/or tooth related, correct?
    too much teeth is bad news.
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Your guess is a good one.
    Perhaps there are a few bad apples out there confusing their BJ skills with their pizza chomping skills! 
  • bbiggs
    bbiggs Posts: 6,964
    This thread has taken a funny ass turn. Lol. No me gusta teeth! 
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    mcgruff10 said:
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    Posted this in the food thread: pizza I had in Brooklyn last night.  Easily one of the best pies I have ever had.  


    Oh yeah?
    Suck it del. You know I don’t even think I took that pizza but whatever, it was good as hell. Go eat your pizza pizza. 
    Lol

    I think I'm changing your mark from a C+ to a C.
    If I get a C what grade are you giving the virgina head coach after yesterday's debacle?

    As good as I felt for UMBC... I felt badly for Virginia (without knowing much of them).

    I only caught the last five minutes of the game after being alerted on Twitter. I guess I'm saying I'm not in a great position to give the guy a grade. He may very well have done a shitty job, but sometimes coaches can only do so much.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • hauntingfamiliar
    hauntingfamiliar Wilmington, NC Posts: 10,356
    Lmfaoo.... I just don't even know how to comment on this thread right now.....other than saying I ate a grocery store pizza last night and it was damn good.. for what it was. Tri colored peppers and onions julienne style, sausage, pepperoni and black olives (which I mostly picked off). It was $5.99 from Aldi for this 16" take n bake style. First time ever shopping there. I'm really trying to save money right now (and I did!) so I will definitely be back. It was really something I could sink my teeth into. :smiley:
  • RiotZact
    RiotZact Posts: 6,292
    hauntingfamiliar said:
    Lmfaoo.... I just don't even know how to comment on this thread right now.....other than saying I ate a grocery store pizza last night and it was damn good.. for what it was. Tri colored peppers and onions julienne style, sausage, pepperoni and black olives (which I mostly picked off). It was $5.99 from Aldi for this 16" take n bake style. First time ever shopping there. I'm really trying to save money right now (and I did!) so I will definitely be back. It was really something I could sink my teeth into. :smiley:
    Sounds pretty legit for a 6 dollar pizza! I know of places that would charge 6 bucks just for those toppings alone. 

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